The Rambling Gypsy

Mammos & Mimosas

• The Rambling Gypsy • Season 3 • Episode 8

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Speaker 1:

I put a blessing on it. Do real. That's the metaphoric. We just put the I in iconic buzzin' like I'm electronic. Ah yeah, I put a blessing on it. See me drippin' in it 24-7 on it. I'm just bein' honest. Ah, holy water drippin' drippin' from my neck to my creps.

Speaker 2:

So I'm two-steppin' on it like hey everybody, it's Tiffany Foy and Rainbow Gypsy Podcast. I'm Tiffany Foy, something like that. This is K Cal and we are going to shoot some shit and talk about some things. And on a Tuesday, yeah, how was your day today? It was good. Start off strong. Um had to do some uh, adult this. Okay, it wasn't that good. So when you just walked in your face totally said I am lying to you right now, so no, it's so obvious.

Speaker 2:

That's why I don't play poker. No, I'm trying'm trying to do all my you know yearly maintenance things and the mammogram and the blood work. You know the grownup thing. So I was just talking to my AC guy. Okay, that's annual maintenance too, but I'm talking about for yourself. So no, I did the dreaded dermatology exam. You did so. I don't know if you've ever done that, but you should go every year, just so they can give you like a once over, even if you're not worried about one yearly that I don't do.

Speaker 2:

Well, we spend a lot of time in the sun. I know you're serious about your skin care, my skin care, but I'm talking about skin cancer. My sister had skin cancer so, which even freaked me out more. So I was like I just I just want you to check on my everything and I mean she's got a lot and she's looking at a freckle on your toe you had since she was a baby, like how long has this been there and has this changed? And she looked at a freckle on your yeah, girl, little tiny one. She's like all the things she's, that's a full body inspection. Very, yes, observant, oh, yeah, girl. Observant, oh yeah, girl. She's like were we watching this. I keep looking at this weird spot on your face and I'm like I mean, like I, okay, and she's like, is this acne bothering you? And I'm like, oh my gosh, like I mean she told, wait, yeah, she did. You know you had acne. I mean a minor. Like I, oh yeah, mom, what's that on the spot on your tells you. Okay, they're honest. You know, you want to know the truth? Ask a child. But I was like I mean I guess a little bit, when she asked you about your acne, um, I was just kind of caught off guard and I mean she's the lady to talk about this with. So I'm like, okay, just like I can order you some cream and you know whatever. And wrapped it up she says nothing. I'm watching in particular today, nothing.

Speaker 2:

I think I want to whittle off of you, whittle, whittle off of you, whittle you. Yeah, she took off a little, a little mole that I had since I was a baby and it had a weird hair that grew out of it and I would just shave it off all the time. So I was like just yeah, probably, and she just took it off and let me tell you the mole is gone, but the hair still grows back. It's fucking. You didn't get like a two for one. It's fucking weird.

Speaker 2:

Man Couldn't take the hair and the mulch. I thought it was a package deal. I paid for the whole, the whole deal, not if I wouldn't get one. No, she left you with the fucking hair. So I got a clear result no, nothing they wanted to inspect any further. Nothing to whittle, nothing to whittle, not even a whittle with the you should.

Speaker 2:

So everybody should add that to their yearly, yearly, annual maintenance, check the skin. So we have speaking of um yearly maintenance. We kind of touched great, touched base on this prior to. But um, I always help, we always help with um manmos, that's right. Oh, says you guys, and that is up. So this is a huge deal. It is very, very amazing and I think I've talked about it once before, but regardless, I'm going to do it again because this is very, very, very important.

Speaker 2:

So a friend of ours in high school, after high school, but went to school with her, passed away at a very young age from breast cancer and her name was Marty and a beautiful, beautiful soul. And, that being said, this is in our honor. And we put together Christy and the girls put this together. I became a part of it later on, but it is called Mamos and Mimosas and it is for everyone out there that say don't need insurance, that does or didn't have insurance, or you're self-employed or whatever your excuses or whatever that your reason is behind not going and getting right amogram. This is your chance to do it. Make it available, yes, um, we will share it on our page.

Speaker 2:

It's mamos and mimosas. Um, it is a great event. Um. It used to start out where it was like a one day deal, um, and then it turned into a two day deal, um, then it was held at the Baptist imaging center of off of 46, like going through our house, and that I think last year, in the year before, it was maybe a four day event and because it was that's a lot of boobs. Well, that, yes, and they have extra machines and all of you that have breast implants and you think that you cannot go get a mammogram, you can absolutely. Horse shit, you absolutely can have certain machines that they got nice jail pads where you don't even got to squish it on the. I just did my mammogram last week, so mark it off my list so you can sign up.

Speaker 2:

Um, early detection the page? Yes, absolutely. It is at a different location. Um, this year and forgive me because I I did not pay attention to the new, but we grew out of that other location and it's so genuine. We have snacks and we have um mimosas. All the champagne is donated by gypsy liquor. Do you need an ID or do you need just Just bring your ID? If you have an insurance card, you can. But other than that, bring your boobs and a smile. You can sign up online. It's a really cool little software program. That that's awesome. You don't have to do I mean it's.

Speaker 2:

I think people are very hesitant because it takes maybe 15 minutes tops. If they've never done it, get, bring a girlfriend, come on down, make a little brunch out of it. Like, sorry, honey, you keep the kids. We gotta go get mammograms. Yeah, we're about to go get fondled. Yeah, it's gonna be a great time time, so we'll keep them posted. Yeah, but we will. But that's I'm glad. That's a big deal. I think at this point in our lives we've, uh, all known someone or had someone, a loved, loved one, you know, and they do say there's so many things they can do.

Speaker 2:

Now, early detection, like just because you don't want to look for it doesn't mean it's not there. So the sooner you find it, investigate it, cut it out, let it go live on. Don't just ignore things. And encourage your friends, your moms or sisters. Take a group of people. Yeah, that's how we have done it. And then it's really kind of cool Cause you can. It'll tell you when you sign up. It's there like in 15 minute increments, and so you can. You can see who's all there.

Speaker 2:

So last year when we did it, I walked in and there was like 15 of us that all went to high school together. So then we started just reminiscing and then it was it's a great time, amen, really good time. But yeah, do the damn thing, get in there, do it. Um, if you guys have any questions, feel free to message us, text me, whatever. My number is blasted all over the place. Um, chrissy will help, the girls will help. They did a really uh, like a pregame at the new Broncos. I already got one, but I'm going to still show up just for fun. Yes, do, it's a good time. Okay, well, that's good. So a little yearly reminder we're wrapping up this year here, uh-huh.

Speaker 2:

So then you, after you got your widows warded. She didn't have to widow nothing. Nope, she called me in some Korean though, because I'm grown, and she's like well, those are just age spots. You know, you're middle-aged now and I was like I can hear you, ma'am. First of all, she told you you had acne. I paid money. And my middle age, she told you you're old as fuck and you had to pay for this. She's like these are all just age spots, just damage. You can have a cocktail and then I can tell you how old your bubbles are. Juices in bubbles sound much better than your skin is old and you have acne. I paid money for this. Anyway, check your skin, okay, the bubbles, yes.

Speaker 2:

So Megs was over at our house yesterday and you know I'm doing Drake's Winter Wonderland in her room. So we started with a little decor thing and Megs comes walking by to go to the bathroom and she asked nick. She said those are such big bubbles and you said what? Ah, thank you the what. I'm flattered. Yes, in fact, I'm going to get my bubbles checked. Yes, that's the mimosas. More important, bubbles and bubbles. And nick said I can bring the bubbles. Yeah, I already brought the bubbles. But Nick said those are what? And she said bubbles, something like that. And I feel so, mary Poppins, right now I should get an umbrella and just spin around.

Speaker 2:

So, cultured, no dance around. We're learning Frolic with my bulbules. I only want the fun words. Yeah, well, there, nico's, those are um ornaments. Oh, no, no, I like it better. We were telling you like the globe ornaments like so yeah. And she says you have very large bubbles. You do, though, you do, I know in in my defense.

Speaker 2:

I remember chasing the lemur, uh, up your christmas tree with those large bubbles. I was, I was very nervous. Um, these are not even regular bubbles, these are like it's supposed to be, like, you know, glass and whatnot. I'm like my daughter-in-law says why do you have a full-sized deer on your tree? I mean, that's what I'm talking about. Thanks to his big bubbles, the tree is very accommodating for the lemur.

Speaker 2:

We were gone. Oh yeah, she fucking loved it. Disney, look how mad she is. Yeah, me and Nick were on monkey duty. That's where we were.

Speaker 2:

Don't even send her the picture of the injuries. We'll just show her when she gets back. We don't want to upset her. We're both bleeding. She's circling things like is this bad? You don't like trace that red. Keep an eye on that. Holy shit. We'll just tell them it was a cat scratch. I'm talking about baubles and I don't just Well, the lemur and the tree and the bulbuls, like it all. It was such an ordeal, such a fluctuation. I mean, you've seen those guys. If people don't live with lemurs or been around lemurs, you have no idea the attitude. And their fucking, their vertical is sick. It's just like one of the same. She looks back like oh yeah, bitch, and I'm like, oh God, there's so many breakable treasures and things.

Speaker 2:

She got out of her kennel this weekend, diaperless, running free, and she yep, her and Steiner had a WC. Ww wouldn't call it WWFoy Wrestling match FF. Ww wouldn't call it WWFoy, we call it World Wrestling Match FF. Oh, you should have got that on video. Oh, we did, I've got it. It's going to go on the podcast. It is good.

Speaker 2:

And Steiner Tunesh does her little fake headbutt. She's losing. Yeah, fake headbutt. And Fee, I mean. Yeah, wrapping legs. Rear naked chokehold, rear naked goat hold. Yeah, that's how the magic happens, ladies and gentlemen. It was a full on. You never know what you might see over there. No, no, I had opened up the door to take Tiny to the bathroom. You know she doesn't have any eyes, so she goes out front. The blind dog, she's the smartest one to be at the house, and so that every time a neighbor across the street has um, the maids were unloading their car, getting all the things out, and all of a sudden you hear his dad in the holes. You know, and here we go with the hoa. Oh, everybody loves me. I was like you will know, mija, could you come on, man, are you on my team or not? So now I'm gonna get a ticket and another ticket and then, yeah, so I need to send them a note I have a little drive-by when we do with our ho8.

Speaker 2:

It's not a goat, it's a blonde dog, a um, uh, what's it called? A decibel? Fine for yelling too loud that. I have a goat in the subdivision. Oh yeah, to keep okay down, we can get that in spanish and just go ahead and hand it right over from the, from the rambling gypsy hoa. So we're in our.

Speaker 2:

So you adulted, yeah, yeah, voted, oh yeah, I voted today. This one. I had attempt. Couldn't even find a parking place with that damn, which one? Did you end up? Going to Kirkwood? Kirkwood, oh, you did. That's where they said the closest one was. Went right in, it was quick. So they told me I'm supposed to go to the church. I doubt that. I think that might be a booby trap. No, that was definitely a booby trap. They're going to spray you with the holy water. They are the front door and the booby trap. You said I like wine. Stop. I mean, does that count? Red ciabatta, right, ciabatta. There we go with that again. We were talking about how to spell that the other day, weren't we? Yeah, we were we. Well, I figured it out eventually. Yeah, so we have.

Speaker 2:

What's going on right now? Worst Fest, oh, the infamous Worst Fest Salute to the sausage. So, if you guys don't know, we kind of briefed on it just a little bit, I think, when you were, when we were in the shed the last time. But so we are in New Braunfels, texas, a little used to be a very little German town with a drinking problem, large drinking town, river town with a large drinking town with the river problem. Yes, yeah, no, it's a 10 day salute to sausage. Yes, so it is. And so, instead of saying worse, like for better or worse, or that is the worst right attitude I've ever seen, worst means best in german, but so it's w-u-r-s-t, so it's the best fest.

Speaker 2:

That's the best fest, the worst fest, worst fest, it's the german worst. Yeah, this name sausage. Yes, the sausage fest. Yeah, but it is the best. So it is. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So you from here, you've been going since you're a little. It's the German Worst Disney sausage. Yes, the sausage fest. Yes, but it is the best. So you from here, you've been going since you were a little girl. I just completely fucked my whole head up. Listen, you get to make up words all the time Worst, the best of the best, of the worst, and we're talking about sausage. Technically, in this place, the worst is the best it is, and but it's the best place. The worst is the best it is. They're celebrating the worst, which, in their opinion, is the best. Well, I'm sorry, I just ran us in that whole circle, but welcome back, and you've been going since you're a little girl. No, no, I won't Really Tell us about it. You know why? Why my family's German, okay, okay. So, omas and Opas, we need to look up exactly how long the best, worst, best, worst has been going on. Tierney Day, salute Sausage has been going on. It's been In the 50s. That sounds right.

Speaker 2:

And at first it was held downtown, like the circle, it was town. So somebody posted on the facebooks when I was in fourth grade we had to. So they're that's, they're very serious about the outfits in the costume. Yes, the hats are a full-on thing. The German culture, the German attire, the drundles, the Liederhosen, yep, it's a whole thing. And if your family is like from here, from here there's like Omas and Opas and your I don't know if you're like grandfathered into that when the old I mean the hats and the pins and the feathers is nominated in, it's a serious deal here. So we have an official confirmation, confirmation. It was conceived in 1961 by a local veterinarian and city meat inspector, ed Grist, and the first one drew 2,000 people. 2,000 people, it's the very first 2,000 people. But yeah, sorry, it's a very politically. I mean, it's voted in and it's very serious they have. We don't need to get into the politics of all that, but if you're from here, it's a thing, Serious about their German culture, their German beer and their sausage, and it is.

Speaker 2:

People come from Germany, it's true, but why I was saying that I had really never gone was because that German and German food and the German culture at my grandparents' house that's all they would speak was German, really, yes, yeah, so it, but y'all from here, from here, here I moved here when I was five, but my family's not from here. Yeah, so we um, we didn't really go. Yeah, we're making that sausage at home and shit, exactly. Yeah, I had smoke houses we had. We don't need to do all that every single year. Grandma still has that outfit.

Speaker 2:

Yep, we made conis, which is huge thing. If you guys don't know what that is, it is amazing, it is. I know you talked about. Your dad used to make that, but that's not something I'm familiar. Tell us about Pannus. Pannus is a German cornmeal mixture and there's several different ways that you can make it, but our family would make it two different ways and it's done in a big, huge cauldron. And so my grandmother we called her Shotzi, which is a big German deal. So then, and my grandfather, we called him Happy, because I couldn't say Opie when I was little, so it was Happy, happy and Shotzi. Yeah, so I had Happy and Shotzi. Sounds like a good time. Yeah, it was a great time, let's go. Nope, exactly he was this. It's like calling that big guy, tiny german of a man that the biggest bowling ball bald had you ever seen in your entire life. He ain't taking no shit. No hate that happy not the germans. They have one face and it's in it. It's just it's just it's.

Speaker 2:

I thought that's where I got it from, but I'm not that German actually. I did that In that way. I did the you know. Yeah, so, but we did, we had smoke houses, we did the whole thing. But the pot of steel is so it's done during the winter months. They usually do it after deer season, so there's meat in there. There is, and it's the parts of the deer that you would not use in the sausage.

Speaker 2:

So in our family in the Germans and if you go to Wurstfest, one of the really cool things about Wurstfest is wine, beer, a shit ton of beer Just here for the beer and the. I don't even know how that really kind of evolved and that's something that we may have to look up. But it's the amount of pitchers, beer pitchers, so the beer is served in pitchers at Wurstfest. Let's talk about how much those cost. Yeah, don't spill it, drop, don't you spill it? First of all, do not pitch. You know it's going to be more than it was. It's it's, it's fucking worse fast. And they're proud of their beer and pre-game, but yeah, but you will walk around and you will see grown-ass men in pantyhose with suspenders, a nice little bow tie. It has this um, leather thingamajiggers that come in their tail right, yep, nice, the later hose in, that's what's down, yeah, but it's grown men in pantyhose with the nice pair of penny loafers they loving it too. A little hat with a little feather in it and they look like little Peter Pan. Pinocchios Pinocchio yeah, there you go. Pinocchios. Nailed it. Pinocchio yeah, there you go, pinocchio's. With about 75 pitchers of empty beer.

Speaker 2:

So it's a whole full on thing. So you go through there and you will see, at the tables there will be pyramids. Oh yeah, it's a whole event, olympic event. At the worst it's cups, because they give you your pitcher and then your cups. So you see people literally walking with and and it's like, it's almost like a competition, it's like. And then they walk out like I haven't been drinking. Uh, sir, we can't let you in the bar like that. No, with 47. No, you're gonna have to get rid of that somewhere. Put them in your car. Your lederhosen is even walking by itself. Yeah or not? I not, I mean it's usually a whole thing, I mean it just some nights I'm getting too old, it's just so crowded. So I try to, like, strategically, take the kids one time and then go without the kids. That is a full on chicken dance.

Speaker 2:

Food is phenomenal. So there's um funnel cakes. There's the rotary that doesn't the gruffles rotary funnel cakes. There's the rotary that doesn't grow on this rotary club. The baseball, yeah, oh, those pork chops, yes, I work the, I mean every year. That's why, like, even if you know my pregnant friends, they still are down to go to worst fest because, like, I can't drink it, I'm gonna get yeah, funnel cake is phenomenal fried oreo, I mean stuff you never even heard of, but you better try that. The um potato spiral, oh, yeah, the sausage and tater twister. And if you don't have an outfit, you can go. So the new tradition or maybe not new, but the one that has really become really big and fun is the funny hats.

Speaker 2:

Yes, so there's a thing called the chicken dance. If you haven't seen that, but that's what I was going to talk about, google it. You said have you been going? As a kid? A couple of years ago, one of the guys that I went to school with found our picture of me. It was a whole group of us and I'm pretty sure we were in fourth grade and my mom made my outfit the night before Uh-huh, had little strawberries all over. I remember like it was yesterday. Did you do like a performance? Yes, we performed at the. No, we performed downtown on the plaza, chicken dancing I'm not real sure if you call that a chicken dance. We were doing, but we looked like a bunch of damn chickens, okay, but it's a whole thing. I mean you know how we talked doing, but we looked like a bunch of damn, okay, but it's the whole thing. I mean how we talk about. We were just talking.

Speaker 2:

I had this conversation the other day about um, well, I'm the same size as I was when I was in eighth grade and I am right, so everybody's right here. And then there's me. I look like the largest fucking strawberry and the damn patch of freaking. I should have been at the strawberry festival, not at the fact I'm the best deal. I was always the tall girl in the class too, and they'd say those boys just take a little while to shoot up. You know, yeah, well, but I mean you never made it clearly. I think I've been this tall since eighth grade. The newspaper um, yes, there you are. Yeah, the tallest strawberry in the patch.

Speaker 2:

I was up here and everybody else was down here and we had to hold hands. I was was mad because I didn't want to hold hands with that person. I don't even like him. No, no, that would be my dance part. I did, I danced on the plaza and then that was that and then. But I think if you're going to go to this festival, you need to research it and do like you're saying. There's a ton of really, really epic things and fun things for the kids to do, but there's also a time and a place where you just don't want to take the kids.

Speaker 2:

After hours it gets kind of late, and then you know, take them and let them ride all the rides and play all them damn games and feed them and then send them to grandma's or you know, oma, oma, opa, happy, shotzi, happy at the one thing, little fuckers At worst. I need to have that numb Night night. Wear them out, wear them out. Yeah, that place will wear anybody out. We're going to have to get some live footage. Do you got a drendel? Have you ever been sober To worst fests Ever? Oh, at worst fests. I was like wait, are we live? Like, what are you trying to do to me here? I'm calling you out, but we're on the same team. They can hear you. I have actually been pregnant at Wurst Fest, very, very pregnant. I did go for the food.

Speaker 2:

Whatever the hell you want. I did go for the food. I was the designated driver and I remember. I have a picture. I'm with my little Wurst Fest hat and there's a big.

Speaker 2:

Somebody spilled a beer on the baby bump. You don't say, and I'm just like you know, that's not even a tradition, that's just a situation that's going to happen at Wurstfest. You're going to get spilled and people will bump into you and step on your toes. Please wear closed-toed shoes. Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Talk to strangers only if they're cool. Yeah, absolutely Get the beer pregame.

Speaker 2:

You know. Pace yourself. Get a ride. There's lots of ride shares and Ubers and worst wagon they do have the worst wagon. They'll take you from your hotel and stuff like that. So then you don't have to park, you don't have to drive and you can still drink uh. So be responsible. That's our uh annual and they have a night on one night, which is thursday night, college night, and that is it's. Is it tonight? I think it's tonight. You don't like a bunch a punk ass college and even if you liked it when you were in college, those kids are like, not your age anymore. So I'm like who let I've been with my kids on college. Okay.

Speaker 2:

Who let all these monkeys in here? This one here, paula, dressed up as a monkey. Clearly we needed more Might have been the best. We need more Might have been the worst of the best. Of the best of the worst that I have ever idea. Ever. It was so sinking cute.

Speaker 2:

I have never seen a drunk monkey at worst fest and he was with me. Never have I ever brought a drunk monkey to worst fest. Monkey, it was. Well, he wasn't drunk. When I got here I was at the river. I had too many banana rums and I felt so bad. I was like I'm the worst. But it's so good and he's like you know, that's very piratey banana, banana muffin and the ib soak that up. Soak that up, sleep it off. You're gonna be fine, don't worry. Hungover yeah, close the curtain behind that. Yeah, well, listen, he probably had a good time to stay with me, like who hadn't brought the banana rum. When there's a, tell all your friends about your field trip. But yeah, y'all check out Worst Fest. It is a good time. Yeah, you don't want to miss that. Yeah, definitely, and no, I'm not.

Speaker 2:

Did you ask me if I wore an adrundle? Yeah, no, I have one only. So, amber the Amazon hair. It literally I get so excited because she is all she's like you when it comes to the last year and she has so much spirit when it comes to but her parents once again, german, local, new brunfels, felger and friends is who they are, the felgers big family and new brunfels amazing family, known them my entire life and, um, she, her and her outfits, literally every single year. It it's like that's. I'm so excited about that.

Speaker 2:

Well, you got to find some to borrow or get on that Amazon. Yeah, and go hit them shops. They have some really good shops here. They do have them there that you can have. I'm pretty sure you have to wear one. Well, the thing with jungles, and you'll have to see them and you'll have to look them up. But they make your bubbles, they suck you in, okay, and you're against that. Well, I can't breathe. We could loosen your laces a little. We got people my bulbous down here by my chicken, my neck, gina, why are you getting so grumpy? Yeah, I can't breathe. Um, well, we'll have to look into that because I mean, really, if you're just going to do it, you got to just do it all, you know, yeah, so stay tuned for footage. If you haven't been, look it up.

Speaker 2:

Sunday, I think, is free day, so it's the last day. That's a good day for kids. They do, you know they do have some times where it's discounted and then they have. Yeah, they do you know they do have some times where it's discounted and then they have. Yeah, like Certain hours, certain times, right. Look online. Yeah, google it Worst best new prom fools. There's a link on the page. Yeah, that's going to be good. Check the link.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but this is a good time of year. I mean, they say we're supposed to have some rain. It sprinkled on me this morning. You were mad. I was trying to vote. I took my umbrella in. The cop looked at me and I said there's something falling from the sky out there and he was like, oh yeah, you got whittled. I almost got whittled, waddled, I got really close to getting whittled today. That's so much. But get the mammograms. Um, but get the mammograms. Do the things, that's gonna be good. Check your skin. Go to worst fest. I mean, we got plans, the holidays coming up. Yes, we do. Um, it's hard for me to get excited until it really cools off a little bit, but I don't think I'm gonna get the chance, so immediately we have. Sometimes you're just a negative. Oh, oh Listen, I try. I do my best. What do you say all the time? You didn't invite me because I'm nice they didn't invite me because I'm a nice girl.

Speaker 2:

That's not why I'm here, no, or anywhere. Actually, you always have to. Kelly, like you're our mean friend. People come up and try to talk and I'm like do we know you? What are was talking about? Why are you here? You've been talking this whole time. That's from our cute little ashton. I said I'm taking that. Yeah, we're calling. Uh, what, what? You've been talking to me this whole time. Yeah, I have these new stickers that we're making and it's literally I saw it from a friend of mine and it's um, it's Jesus poking like around the side of the room, like door, and you know how? We have our Jesus gypsy candles, yeah, so, and it's Jesus poking around the corner and he says I saw that.

Speaker 2:

So I'm going to change it to match my gypsy candles with me going.

Speaker 2:

I saw that I like it, so it's so perfect. I like it Because you know me, I'm really. I mean, I miss a lot of beats, but but the ones you don't miss, but the one that counts, you own it, girl, you own it. Well, you think she wasn't listening. Yeah, there she come. Yeah, because I will spin around, I will do it. Well, I like stickers. That sounds exciting. Juice around like beetle juice, which. The movie is out. I haven't seen the new one.

Speaker 2:

So, amber we're just talking about her mixed reviews and she said I asked her what the kids were doing. She said, um, beetle juice. She said that harper is completely upset, they loved it. She said they had never seen the first one. They went to go see the second one and she said if you do not think that Beetlejuice could get any weirder, no, I, I'd worse. Or with an O, I'm not a. You Worse, worster, yeah, worster. She said it is very theatrical, very, she's like a musical, yes, and so off the wall. And she said yeah, harper, I just watched the old one Is completely Beetlejuiceper. I just watched. The old one is completely beetlejuice. I just watched the old one and I was like this is strange as an adult, like, what was I thinking when I was a kid watching this?

Speaker 2:

shit, that's what she said. Well, it's so. I made my kids watch that one. It was.

Speaker 2:

My aunt doesn't used to tell me that my head looked like beetlejuice because it was little, whole body's little. Fuck that guy. I think I'm sorry. Are you allowed to say that? I think that's rude. I would say that my head would spin around like Beetlejuice because it does. I think Worry about yourself.

Speaker 2:

Nick has seen it at the resort. I'm not saying you can't do it, I'm just saying don't insult me because I'm going to have to start doing magic tricks. You're not going to like it. No, not going to see me as fucking cute then, are you no Fat? Well, you want to talk about the word of the day. The word of the day? We should have said baubles, because that one, I think that little. The word of the day is chronicling, debating and discussing the debacles of the chronicles of our bullshit Chronicling, chronicling Do we actually have to write it down to? Chronicle? That's like when you take a day out to smoke weed Chronicling oh, we got the peanut galleries. It's open to interpretation. There's got to be that one person that really makes me think, and it is definitely Summer Shandy. The Chronicles, the Gypsy Chronicles. What I love there's. That's how the magic happens. You just never know. Come in and you and it takes you just a minute just warming up here.

Speaker 2:

She comes, there, she comes, she is welcome back. Walk out the door and come back in. Yeah, take a lap. Taking a lap, taking a lap? Yeah, I've seen you do it. It's a real thing. I recommend it People. Hey, I think you need to take a lap. They're like it works. It works Stranger.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I didn't really start the whole take your lap thing until I was in Cabo and I took six. Okay, yourself, my bubbles were out. They didn't have no straps, they didn't have no nothing. I was, I was a big man, oh, I was walking. I'm gonna take a few laps. Listen, don't even talk to me. Don't whistle, don't nothing.

Speaker 2:

When you see a girl pounding pavement like that, you better just stay out of the way. Shoes on, I bet not, I didn't. I didn't have much on, but oh, I was mad. That's beside the point. Yeah, you stomp harder. I couldn't Walk hard bitch. I know I made several spots in the sand look like quicksand, because I was. You were just hobo Fast in sand and you don't go anywhere. Yeah, that's the way I slid way down. You see me do trying to run and you don't go running out. Yeah, yeah, way down, we do, trying to run and, you know, burning out, yeah, yeah, well, I'm sorry you're um pictures of our costumes because you, we're, we, because we're this kind of weird. So we are, um, you did the new gang and kell is, uh, goldie hawn and kurt russellboard Not the new one, it's the old one.

Speaker 2:

So, kel, we've always talked about how she takes her costumes and her things very seriously and she's been panicking for the last three weeks because that's Kel, I'm just collecting pieces. I don't know what to do as you're picking and going and to to your thrifting and your good of the wheels and all that. And so she comes over to the house and she was like, okay, so I think this is what I've gotten, this is what I'm doing, and and what have you? And she's sitting on the back, she puts, finds this dress, perfect, shit, has all this um, egyptian looking? Oh, yeah, jewelry costume, gaudy it's, it's so, but I really wore it that day. Well, yeah, and so she hangs the dress on the barbecue pit and then we have a whole group of people that are coming over later and she's still sitting in her tank top and her shorts on the back porch and we're having a cocktail.

Speaker 2:

We're watching sunday and you know that I'm football. So I got the game on and around and and there's all these sparkles, like there's a strobe light on my back porch and it's kel, it's kel and her sparklings. Exactly, I didn't have sunglasses big enough for all your, your debacles of yeah, yes, yes, so, so you're gonna, you're gonna wig. And I got your wig all fixed up and I boof haunted it and oh, amazing, and oh man, I can't wait. I mean, I set the bar high, that's the thing when I started this game. But now I can't just not participate. You've never been one to not participate, thank you, and I don't want no damn participation trophy. I want to win. He never let me win, he never let me win. All I do is win.

Speaker 2:

So we're gonna post those, your scooby-doo, the overboard outfit, for send us your halloween pictures. If you think you got a good one, let's do. Let's throw a contest out there, okay, everybody. So, um, when this episode airs, you guys share, follow and post a picture of your Halloween costumes. Yes, you guys went and let's do a grand prize, or let's do. What do you think, nick? Should we do a third, second first and a grand prize? I mean, hopefully we'll get a little live action. We will put together, we will open and view them. We will. We will, of course, because, one, she's very serious about costumes. And two, which I want to talk about, something that we're going to do, which I said the other day, which is a good time to talk about this now, because Halloween's already happened. So, anyways, I'm going to send you some merch. We've got some really killer merch. So, anyways, I'm going to send you some merch. We've got some really killer merch. So, for the third, second, first and grand prize winners of the costumes that you post, we will send you guys this chick can make a basket. Send you guys some really cool stuff, but effective. Next year.

Speaker 2:

Halloween 2025, ramblin' Gypsy podcast. I'm going to start the very first annual New Bromples Witch Walk. I've heard of these. Yes, we've never had one here. Yes, isn't that crazy? Put it on your calendars, at calendars, everyone. We are going to do it.

Speaker 2:

Tell us about the Witch Walk. It's where everyone dresses up as witches and All walks of life kids, ladies, whoever, whatever but everyone dresses in your own witch costume and you do a parade. You do a parade Whatever you think a witch is to you. Yeah, purple and black and red or whatever you want to do. Sparkles Runes to the. You name it top to bottom. When you just got that weird stuff you've been waiting to wear, yes, bring it out. So we'll have a start place and we'll do a finish place. And yep, okay, I'm here for it. Start collecting your witchy things. Halloween's going on clearance. Y'all better go ahead and get out and get some. We're going to do it. So 2025 will be the very first Ramblin' Gypsy Witch Walk in New Braunfels, texas.

Speaker 2:

Are you just trying to set as many first records as you can? First, camels walked in the parade. First witch walk held by. Okay, I like it. You want me to make some more trophies or what? You're pretty good at it. I'm not going to lie. I was very impressed. I got to hold out because you let them know what you could do. They want you to do it again and again and again and again. Well, I got the cutest little witch hats when we had our pumpkin patch prayer song. They're like corn sack kind of material. Oh yeah, and they got the perfect little. I can't wait. Yeah, I'm going to start collecting more.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, y'all start working on it, because I want to make this really epic and really fun. And you know me, we'll kind of we'll come up with something. We'll throw in some really cool contests, we'll do yeah, I'm here for it, and we'll see kind of map it out. I'll meet with, you know, the people in town and figure out if we want to do like a start, maybe at End at the bar or Right End up at maybe Boston Sound, drop the kids off at the Churros Museum, right, something like that. Yeah, but I cannot wait Like I've been kind of stalking this whole deal and with our community and New Brunfels and all the cool fun things that we have.

Speaker 2:

Hell, yeah, we need to have a witch. Let's do it yeah. Yeah, I mean they can ride bicycles. A lot of them do like like. A lot of them do them in like little small um like and I was thinking in Green, where they have the-. Oh, yeah, I was thinking Green. Green would be fun, green. It's G-R-U-E-N-E but it would be, green would be a perfect little area just to do-. We know some folks over there.

Speaker 2:

We do, we see, we'll, we'll see what happens. We can start legend driving down like an old country road and there's a flock of witches, like a bunch of witches, walking like a coven, a coven of witches. Yes, exactly, bring your brooms, it's going down. I'm telling you, next year we ride, we are, yeah, I turned around, yeah, and I just feel like we should just leave, like rooms, okay, okay, I just got this whole like scavenger hunt kind of mixed in with the witch everybody. Yeah, I'll put it on your calendars. Come on down for the witch wall machine in the back of jenny, so we can just all be going across.

Speaker 2:

Second cross, the booboo machine. Yes, the booboo machine. Yes, I love it. I love it, dry ice and shit. Oh, yes, I'm here for it. All right, 2025. Write it down we are witch walking. Check your boobs, get your mimosas. Yeah, all the witchy girls walk like this. Yeah, oh, my gosh, wow, I need somebody to redo that one. Summer shopping. We know a guy, we know a guy. Well, I've had fun. Yeah, so it's fun. So, yes, boobs, littles. Yes, check your skin. Best of the worst Sausage. Google it Like, share, follow, post your pictures. Yes, I want to see those. I want to see all of them. I can't wait for y'all to see them. And which 2020. It's going down. I'll be here before you know it. Friends, well, I love you. I love you. Thanks for letting me bouffant your hair. It was quite a treat. Pictures to follow. Yep, peace out. You guys have a good time. Come see us at Worst Fest. Worst Fest yes, we'll post a link on when we're going to be there. Boop Cut, boop Good.