Redneck Realty with Summer Shandy

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Transcript

Summer Shandy Revealed

Speaker 2 0:00

Hello check 1, 2, 3, 3, 2, 1, 7, 9, 12, 7, 9, 12, 87, 30, 54, 20, bingo, whoever, whoever that is. Oh, we're rolling. Oh, we're rolling, we're rolling. Are you? I know you're rolling.

Speaker 1 0:25

I'm not rolling. Yeah, you're trying, it's only what. Is it Tuesday, wednesday?

Speaker 2 0:29

afternoon.

Speaker 1 0:30

It's Tuesday this is what we do on Tuesdays. I roll on the weekends. You roll on the weekend. You're lying, you're lying.

Speaker 2 0:35

Hey everybody, it's Tiffany Foy and welcome to the Randall Gypsy Podcast. And today we are in my she shed and today I have a very, very good friend of mine and, ironically enough, if y'all watched the last episode, I'm getting really good at fucking up people's names, but this one I'm going to tell you why. This is where I'm going with this. This is Summer Shandy. This is my Summer Shandy Howdy. So when you come play at the resort, we have a list of musicians that play and scheduling and whatever.

Speaker 1 1:17

And if I think this is probably the third, or maybe fourth time in the last year that people have asked me what your real name is.

Speaker 2 1:21

And I sit there and go hmm, what is it, what is it, what is it?

Speaker 1 1:25

What is it?

Speaker 2 1:30

Because I've been calling you Summer Shandy for a very, very, very long time and help me remember where you.

Speaker 1 1:36

Okay, where were we?

Speaker 2 1:38

We were somewhere.

Speaker 1 1:39

I would place probably the date. I mean I want to say this is like 15 years ago, I'm thinking so. River Road Ice House. It was when Nick Sosoyan was the owner.

Speaker 2 1:54

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 1:56

And yeah, no, apparently you and I were the only people.

Speaker 2 2:01

Only two that were drinking the Leningugel Summer Shandy, which is a fucking spectacular bit of it. It is so good Until you have had it and you add sometimes a little lime, sometimes a little salt.

Speaker 1 2:15

It was so good. You don't always give a dance to it. I know, yeah, and so that was kind of our jive and every time we would see each other.

Speaker 2 2:22

That was to what we would say, right, and so that was kind of our jive, and every time we would see each other, that was what we would say, and everybody was like what the fuck Did y'all?

Speaker 1 2:26

just go to Ireland, or where. What are y'all Summer? Sandy was our thing, and so it just stuck, and it's been our, it's been our almost like our caca to each other Like we see each other.

Speaker 2 2:38

And yeah, but nobody gets it. And now, now Nobody gets it, and now you all get it. But it's kind of ironic because when Nick was listing out who was all playing and I was like it's Summer Sandy, and she was like but what's his real name? And I was like shit.

Speaker 2 2:52

Let me think about this for a minute, yeah, and then when Brooks was asking me the other day to do the boxer shorts for the rally that we were at last weekend. Um, he was trying to find somebody and he was like yeah what's his first name, his real name, and I was like fuck, I don't, why do y'all keep asking?

Speaker 1 3:12

me this.

Speaker 2 3:12

Maybe I shouldn't share my code names, but yeah, that was, that's a good time, but it has stuck right, yeah you know, so it is scotty galaxy it is scott morgan or you, you know, William Scott Morgan, I don't know.

Speaker 1 3:25

My real first this is see, I can't blame you or anyone you know for stumbling on that. My first name is William. In school, though, I'd always go by my middle name, which was Scott. And then, you know, as time progressed and waves happened, you know, Scott became Scotty, Alexie and Yada became Yada. Yeah, Whatever.

Speaker 2 3:51

And Summer became Shandy and so on and so forth. That's a good thing. I mean you could be called a lot worse.

Speaker 1 3:57

Right yeah, I know, I think your list is very it's good, Right yeah.

Speaker 2 4:00

It's good, it's good, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 4:02

It's good Now. Spanky was another nickname that I had in high school for the looks not for the action. Yeah, right, right. Thanks for clarifying Okay all right, but everybody practices. I'm not the only one who practices. No, no, it's good.

Speaker 2 4:19

Some practice makes perfect, for some some you just never get it Right. You know.

Speaker 1 4:25

So you know at any rate, though, I've had a lot of names over the years, but one of the most endearing ones is Summer Shandy, and I love being called that. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 4:35

Thank you, it always. You know, it brings a smile to my face. Me too.

Speaker 1 4:39

Gets me a gig on the river too.

Speaker 2 4:40

Yeah, which is fun. River too yeah, which is fun. I mean, if you guys have not checked him out followed him listens to his music. It is an absolute freaking good time.

Speaker 1 4:52

You are a a kind of a jack-of-all-trades in the music gig yeah, yeah, yeah, I do, uh, I do a little bit of everything, um, I guess. Uh, you know I started off my, I guess my love for music came first.

Speaker 2 5:05

Where did that come from? And when did that come from? Man? My first Wait, did I just say when did that come from? Where and when but you knew what I meant when when, who, what, why that's too many W's. Stop, slow down. You're going to make my head hurt. You're going to lose me, right here.

Speaker 1 5:20

Turning on the road coming here today, my navigation said Hueco and I was like yes, I know exactly where to go. Yes, but yeah, where and when did that come from? Actually, I can pinpoint a moment when I was like seven and my my homie, who lives in the neighborhood with me. We were in his dad's van and we were driving to like a concert in the park, really. Over here at Land O' Park and Do you remember who was playing? No no.

Speaker 2 5:59

I remember checking out the concerts in the park.

Speaker 1 6:02

I just remember catching crawfish that night, but his dad was a.

Speaker 2 6:05

Bubble gum on a string.

Speaker 1 6:07

Right, no, no, no, I used just hot dog buns. Oh, okay, yeah, hot dogs and hot dog buns, there you go, but at any rate, I didn't know that method. That's a good one, man, look yeah. I would definitely trust you on all of the methods of catching that. But on that ride over he put on Steely Dan and it was a song Black Cow, and that song just kind of made this impression on me there just happens to be one right above our head.

Speaker 1 6:38

Right, yeah, drink your big black cow, yep. And yeah, it wasn't until like 10 or 12 years later Actually after I was out of high school I heard that song again and then I figured out who sang it and I was just like fuck yeah, mesmerized, just like just connected some like that back to my youth and stuff like that. But you know, I guess you know my love for music started there and I was actually a music major for a while in college on the French horn.

Speaker 2 7:13

Nice.

Speaker 1 7:14

Shut up Of all things.

Speaker 2 7:15

Really.

Speaker 1 7:16

And then I was going to say I still have it, but I just sold it like half a year ago.

Speaker 2 7:24

Oh, that would have been an epic thing. How can I believe you have not at least walked up and down the resort playing?

Speaker 1 7:31

your horn right. You know, do you know?

Speaker 2 7:33

how much fun I would have dressing you up well, you know we can still do it, and trumpets are not that expensive, so I happen to know a few people that have a few of those Right yeah.

Speaker 1 7:43

Right no.

Speaker 2 7:44

Tiger Right.

Speaker 1 7:48

Only if I could take. I guess if I could take one of the camels on a leash, I'd do that, and then I'd wear a Speedo and I'd play the horn. Okay, you know whatever time of year Okay. Preferably like fall, spring, something like that, just because you know I like the coolness.

Speaker 2 8:07

I don't like to sweat. It's a little hot.

Speaker 1 8:08

I really don't Look, I don't mind working.

Speaker 2 8:11

Right, but I don't love sweating. Yeah, and it's kind of inevitable around these parts. But yeah, I saw a visual person and I can see this person and I can see, I can, I can see this, yeah, first, of all why I can see this is because a part of your merch and I we're definitely could put it up as a snippet or whatever is in your merch. You um your wife lindsey, which is absolutely the happiest human in the entire world. Y'all are the cutest people I've ever seen together she lets me be me.

Speaker 2 8:43

She all are so freaking cool and she prints your. You have boxer. They're not even boxer underwear. They're legit full on tighty whities. Yeah, they're panties, yeah.

Speaker 1 8:57

They started off as tighty whities.

Speaker 2 8:58

They're men's underwear.

Speaker 1 8:59

I would say now, you know, we've got some pastel colors. We've you know, I have one from every year, sprinkled the market with a little decor, if you will.

Speaker 2 9:08

Yeah, it's good and she presses them screen print yeah and last year at the resort we had you, we were selling your merch and a bunch of my customers went and bought them and put them on and they did a running I have it on video and they were doing a run from the back of where their travel trailers were in their scotty galaxy panties uh-huh running and then you signed their bum nice, yeah, no it was a good time.

Speaker 1 9:39

I got it all on the vids the things that we do to make a buck I think nick took pictures of us. Yeah, it was hilarious was there that was. That was the first night I I met nick yeah actually um. So yeah, she's quite the intro but now, um, you know, we uh, in terms of merch and stuff like that, we like to be fun and you know people, people want to feel good and have fun and look clearly they're extremely comfortable.

Speaker 2 10:02

You know they. Probably they wouldn't have known my name either way and then they're like, okay, give me some panties.

Speaker 1 10:08

And you know, yeah, now, forever. They'd be like what was that guy's name?

Speaker 2 10:11

oh yeah, well, and all their husbands were rooting and cheering him on.

Speaker 1 10:15

I feel like next year we need to have like a scotty galaxy booty short right contest where we make I'm down I think, so we make them like nice little trophy the scottie's right, we can have like a scotty shovel, we have like a five because it is kind of like a show.

Speaker 2 10:30

Now, bro, we gotta do like a five inch k or something, maybe like a quarter k, I don't know.

Speaker 1 10:35

They're not, they don't make it very far. A point five k um something, I don't know.

Speaker 2 10:42

K stands for keg, right yeah, let's just get a whole keg. We can do it. Yeah, we can do it, yeah.

Speaker 1 10:48

We need to make that freaking happen. But yeah, that you know honestly there's.

Speaker 2 10:54

Can you just see them in their booty things. Whatever we got to call them some Right, they're running down River Road like the bicycles. Do they have a name for them? They have a name for them, they're called Skivvy Galaxies. Skivvy Galaxies, put on your Skivvies. Skivvy Galaxies, yeah.

Speaker 1 11:09

Yes.

Speaker 2 11:10

Is that with an S-K Sure?

Speaker 1 11:12

Yeah, okay, good it's whatever, I like it S or whatever. Okay, that's a cool one, that's a cool one At any rate, I'm surprised that other people hadn't jumped on that as a merch item. Because, honestly, that's like our hottest selling merch item is the Skivvies.

Speaker 2 11:31

When Brooks was talking about it and he asked do you? Know anybody that can do it, and I said reach out and see if Lindsay can do it and he said what are you talking about on these things? And I said well, I went back. So one of the very first pair that I ever bought was at a Gary Allen concert.

Speaker 1 11:48

And.

Speaker 2 11:49

I'm talking. This had to have been.

Speaker 1 11:51

See. Gary Allen writes good songs, sings good songs, and that's a badass marketing idea. Fuck yeah, and I still have them.

Speaker 2 11:59

So, and this was 20 some odd years ago, we were at Flores Country Store and me and my husband at the time, you know I have I got a lot of them, so you have to watch that show Me and Kel talk about it. Yeah, but so we?

Speaker 1 12:16

The Real Husbands of Tiffany. That's right, that's a whole fucking.

Festival Planning and Musical Memories

Speaker 2 12:19

That's a book. We can't even do that in a show. Yeah Yup, Apparently I'm hard to handle whatever look they're just, you know you know, they're just not the ones who are meant to handle you, I guess you know, not everybody not meant to be handled.

Speaker 1 12:35

This is, yeah, you know, I feel the same about me, like I'm definitely fortunate man to have found a woman to cradle me. Yeah, you know um yeah handle cradle, whatever you know um it's your pacifier in your mouth at either way, at either way. Look, it's a tough job it really is um that's all for the one that can and sorry for the one, imagine, imagine being us. Yeah, try driving this car.

Speaker 2 13:04

Oh Lord, but again. So Gary Allen. I was at the Forest Country store and, anyways, my husband didn't end up going. So I called my kid's aunt and I said hey, you've got 20 minutes, get your ass together. You're going to Gary Allen with me. And so we jumped in my truck at the time. We drove down to Forest Country store.

Speaker 2 13:29

And I bought every single piece of merch that he had. Mind you, I was on, jumped up on stage with him and just drinking whiskey out of his bottle and, yeah, and the pair of boxer shorts that I bought from him say learning how to bend. And so when I went home, I went home and he I'd never go anywhere by myself. You can ask, nick, I'm not that person. I feel sorry for everyone that's at a restaurant by themselves.

Speaker 2 13:51

I just want to sit down with them and and give them a hug or what I'm just not, I'm not, I'm not a loner, I've got. If I don't have a four-legged friend with me, then I'm going.

Speaker 1 13:59

It's either two-legged or four-legged, but somebody's going with it's either two extra humans or one fourth.

Speaker 2 14:04

I'm not going by myself I'm scared, yeah, and so I. Um, I bought every single piece of merch that was there, and then, when I went home, I had my vip band and then I had another band and then my cocktail band and then I had this merch and he was laying in bed and he was like what is on your wrist? And I was like I went to the concert. He was like no, you didn't. I was like I damn sure did.

Speaker 2 14:26

And I started throwing every freaking hoodies and sweatshirts, and then I went in my.

Speaker 1 14:32

I went in my bathroom and I put the booty shorts on and I turned around, I bent over and he was like I was like it felt so good.

Speaker 2 14:40

I was like yeah, and so when brooks was talking about.

Speaker 1 14:44

Yeah, I learned how to fucking bend motherfucker.

Speaker 2 14:46

Yeah, yeah, and so um ironically enough when, when we were talking about those, I pulled out those. I pulled out all my scotty gallagher.

Speaker 1 14:55

I'm impressed at how many of your panties I have I appreciate that too and you know what I was thinking whenever you were saying that is your, your love for music and your support, patronage of music over the years. I mean if you could calculate the dollar value. It's in way yeah, in the way, thousands, yeah for you to have my merch dude along with all that. I love it. Hell, yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 15:28

I'm going to send you the picture that I sent to him. It was Gary Allen's Scotty Galaxy, Scotty Galaxy, Scotty.

Speaker 1 15:33

Galaxy, that's right.

Speaker 2 15:34

And I think there was one that said Dude, gary never went to edition two man, hey, you know, you know, don't forget about me. I was one of the OGs, that's right.

Speaker 1 15:45

Do you remember that time? Yeah, that's right. I'm sorry. You're right, gary, I digress.

Speaker 2 15:50

Yeah, that's hilarious, that's good. Crazy enough, we actually made a hat at the resort off of your merch. What did we put on there? Because we were laughing about it. How, what we put on there because we were laughing about it. How much for your drawers.

Speaker 1 16:09

yeah and it has a little bitty picture of like that's the second, that's the second uh that's how it all started, because she lost her keys remember yes, yes, and that's exactly how it all started we did the whole, how much are your drawers? Because somebody walked up.

Speaker 2 16:22

Remember we were all laughing about it, but yeah, that's exactly where that came from, that is now.

Speaker 1 16:27

Can you imagine that you ever think that, um, it's a second hand inspiration from you, I've given to you actually the whole business man came, the whole business thing.

Speaker 2 16:37

We got to get into that whatever um, you know, the the thing is.

Speaker 1 16:42

this is um, yeah, I love, I love the, the fact that you guys make shit happen, and I would love to have one of those hats. Yes, you have to In fact before you leave, we're going to get you one for sure, oh my God, but yeah.

Speaker 2 16:56

So another funny story which you know. Obviously we have Foie Get Customs and that whole name came from. We were all sitting around. I think this is the time that I found you in the Four Corners.

Speaker 1 17:11

It was that same weekend.

Speaker 2 17:14

So crazy enough. Before we started recording, me and Scotty started playing our own little bingo game and we were talking about you said this is a game of blackout. And then we just talked about changing it up and said this is a game of blackout. And I said, and then we just talked about changing it up and said this is a game of four corners. And this was, um, crazy enough, bring brooks up again. But we've we've done so many projects together, but him and his dad pops helped me build the bungalows and at that time they were just.

Speaker 2 17:40

They were just the wooden shales. There was no, we hadn't put the sides, we hadn't I hadn't sewed the canvas, we hadn't done anything to them.

Speaker 1 17:46

Yeah.

Speaker 2 17:46

And we had some event of some shit down here.

Speaker 1 17:51

Was it Dale Hanlon's Was it?

Speaker 2 17:53

Smokey.

Speaker 1 17:54

D's birthday Could have been that's what I think it might have been that would explain why you were in the corner.

Speaker 2 18:00

That would explain. That says a whole lot that would explain, that says a whole lot that would explain a lot.

Speaker 1 18:05

Yeah, smokey D brought a lot of Smokey, smokey the.

Speaker 2 18:08

Smokey of the Ds.

Speaker 1 18:09

And yeah.

Speaker 2 18:10

And he was with us this past weekend too. Him and Jana.

Speaker 1 18:13

Heck yeah.

Speaker 2 18:13

But yeah. So you were rolled up, just like the extension cord, in a corner in the bungalow the very first one and you had all these snacks were all around you and I was thinking well, either, he had a hell of a good time with the raccoons last night or the raccoons had a good time with summer, shandy, I don't know, but it was. It was a good time it was on me and yeah, and you woke up and I was like you good, yeah, I'm good Right back where you left off in your Doritos or

Speaker 1 18:48

Goldfish, I don't know it was good. It was a good time. Doritos, mushrooms and marijuana are great combinations.

Speaker 2 18:54

It's a good time. There's been a lot of things that have happened at that resort we were talking about when Colton, when one of my client's customers came up to my motorhome when 5 o'clock in the morning was banging on the door, said I think one of your musicians is dead down below. And it was fucking Colton. O'neill passed out on the picnic table and I was like what are you doing? Get out. And he was like I'm just taking a motherfucking power nap.

Speaker 1 19:23

And I was like you can't take a fucking power nap.

Speaker 2 19:25

Power jam, yes yes, yeah, you were. We were all at the float house when we came up with that whole VIP power jam and power nap and power this and power that, but that was him, yeah.

Speaker 1 19:35

Great times, man. We've got some good memories, and I said something about foik you said foik it.

Speaker 2 19:42

Yeah, foik it. We were talking about foi and something, and fuck it.

Speaker 1 19:46

And you were like foik it, bro, foik it. I didn't know that it would spawn again, would spawn a whole business. It's gone. I mean it's Business, it's printed on boats all over the world now I've got to be careful.

Speaker 2 20:00

No, it's so good, you need to keep going yeah, for sure You've got to keep going.

Speaker 1 20:04

Yeah, my next idea is just a music festival that we're going to do together.

Speaker 2 20:09

I'm so ready. I'm so ready, that's right up my alley yeah.

Speaker 1 20:20

Yeah, you know, there's so many people around here and some do it right, um, but you know, I think that, uh, I think you've got a good point of view and you've got an awesome spot too.

Speaker 2 20:23

It's fun. So I had such a good time at uno rios last weekend. We set up our very first live podcast and um it was I had the boys on before we did a little promo deal. They came up and and we talked about the festival and we've had several meetings prior to on what we were going to do about the vip tent and how they wanted to set this up, and said, blah, blah, everything was great. Well then, the nick and the crew show up and I you've known me long enough that you see my vision and my stroke that I had at the same time and nick calls me and she goes um.

Speaker 2 20:56

You're gonna be so pissed I was like what do you mean? I'm going to be pissed. The fuck do you mean? She was like tells Polo, don't call her. And I said send me a picture right now. And she goes you're going to shit when you see their VIP tent, he sends me a picture. And I was like what in the dollar general is that? I was like absolutely not. I said this is not what y'all said and it's turned the wrong way. What?

Speaker 2 21:21

are y'all doing. And I looked at the boys and I went go to the resort and go get our tent. You've seen our big, huge thing, I mean we do, because we do a lot of private gigs at the resort. And so, within about two hours, our guys had this amazing setup. We had this beautiful stage. I brought in some really cool old furniture that I've had, that I'm just kind of jeremy and I've been picking forever and so we have stuff that we just kind of set up there and my gosh, it just turned into such a cool gig.

Speaker 1 21:51

It was so freaking cool. I had so much fun. Space is perfect. It was really cool. It was really cool. It was really cool, yeah.

Speaker 2 21:57

And so yeah, I mean you know that would be so much fun. So, you've always been pretty involved with the revival.

Speaker 1 22:09

Yeah, yeah, I was involved in it for man five, six years.

Speaker 2 22:15

I didn't do anything with it this year. I can't believe it's been going on that long.

Speaker 1 22:19

But yeah, actually it was 10 years. No shit, they celebrated with it this year. I can't believe it's been going on that long, but yeah, actually it was 10 years.

Speaker 2 22:21

No shit.

Speaker 1 22:21

They celebrated 10 years this year, and that's a friend of mine, sean Brennan.

Speaker 2 22:26

Sean Brennan yeah, he's got a spot.

Speaker 1 22:29

He manages Dan Electro's in Houston too. I didn't realize that.

Speaker 2 22:34

But yeah, that's a great music festival. Yeah, it's at Kl every year.

Speaker 1 22:41

You guys, if y'all are yeah, if y'all are chiming in, it's um rock revival river, river, river, river, river. Yeah, yeah, river. Yeah, it's a knl campground on the road, so yeah, you guys check it out.

Speaker 2 22:54

It's in september, but yeah, yeah, for sure um early october, first weekend in october, september, but yeah, yeah, for sure, um early october, first weekend in october, it's kind of weekend.

Speaker 1 23:04

Last weekend of september, weekend of september, fair weekend for comal county every year, right um, which you know that, uh, I man, I went like five or six years in a row, but this year we got to, um, we did the whole county fair, um, you know, in county per county fair parade and all that stuff it was. It was interesting. I don't know have you been since they've changed the route well, I actually had my camels in the parade last year okay, that's right. So foy get customs was in there we had.

Speaker 2 23:32

I had the camels in there. We dressed them completely up.

Speaker 1 23:34

They had og outfits what do you think about the new parade route?

Camels in Parade

Speaker 2 23:39

Well, it was one. I'm born and raised from New Braunfels so yes, it was very, very different. We didn't realize it until we were setting up last year that the whole route had completely changed. Well, me bringing my camels, who have never done a parade before and they're also babies, which they don't look like babies, I know you probably try to prep the camels who have never done a parade before right, um, and they're also babies right, which they don't look like.

Speaker 1 24:01

I mean, I know you probably try to prep the camels as much as we did the day before, but yeah, that was really good you know, but dressed them all up.

Speaker 2 24:09

Um we they had bells, they had full-on outfits. Um we took them down down the day before and they did amazing. We walked them everywhere. We walked them in down um san antonio street, totally fine well getting them relaxed yeah, when we parked um for the new route, of course we were right behind next level, which very good friends of ours um blake, eric, the whole crew and Cole JP, and of course they have a big DJ in one of their boats, which my camels don't care about.

Speaker 2 24:48

Music they don't care. I mean, every animal I bring home, I'm like you better. This is a very loud speaker and this is the music scene these camels kind of emit like a bass sound. Yeah, they're even.

Speaker 1 25:00

Real low frequency. Yeah, so're even like Real low frequency.

Speaker 2 25:02

Yeah, so many people think they're growling, but they're not. They're just chatting out these camels, yeah it was kind of weird when we came around the corner, right before you go to the bridge. So there was, the bands were playing. Well, it was the flags and the drums, and Leroy was like I don't like that flag. I was like, oh fuck, we have not even, we haven't even broke the camel's back yet. I was like I'm about to.

Speaker 1 25:31

One flag breaks the camel's back, yeah, so seriously.

Speaker 2 25:35

And Gage is in the big truck and they're pulling the trailer with all of our stuff. And then Gage is honking the big truck and they're pulling the trailer with all of our stuff and the gauges honk in the horn and I'm like, oh righty, then here we go. We're either going to make it or break it.

Speaker 2 25:43

Or I'm making national news and I'm about to get trampled or something, and so and I keep talking to him, and talking to him, and we get past the flags and get past the drums and everything is cool. Then we make the corner to go underneath that bridge Well, he's never seen a bridge and he's huge, but what was really?

Speaker 1 26:03

freaky to him. This is at the beginning of the room.

Speaker 2 26:05

This is at the very beginning.

Speaker 1 26:06

All right, we are not 10 steps into this game.

Speaker 2 26:10

And I'm thinking way to go, fucking Foy, this is a great fucking idea. Here you go. And we come around the corner and there's the shadow from the bridge uh-huh right so he's more concerned about the shadow, so he's looking up and he's looking down. Well then, they give all these fucking kids with their parents that have no, no animal knowledge, no, nothing. And they're these, those deals, that those two things that you that you use at the fricking Spurs game and shit when you're in front row or whatever.

Speaker 1 26:45

So they get the horns too, and the booze, alas, or whatever yeah exactly All this is happening, so Leroy's looking at me, I'm like yes.

Speaker 2 26:55

And I'm looking at him and I'm like oh yes. And I'm looking at him and I'm like oh, we're fucked. What do we do at this point? And kel's behind me, and I've got kel's behind I'm, I, they're caravanning right and kel's out here with me all the time, but she's, like I said, all you need to do is just they just need to see the stick.

Speaker 2 27:11

So if tammy starts to twist one way, show her the stick and she'll move her little bum right back. So kel's back back there and I was like stop moving the stick. I was stroking out. It was hot as freaking balls. But let me tell you, once we got past that shadow, they were both full on rock stars.

Speaker 1 27:32

They didn't give a shit.

Speaker 2 27:34

I was so proud of them. And we got closer down towards before you hit the plaza, like naglin kind of, it was like right before, yes, right in that area there were some little johnnies and the mom I don't know what she had in her yeti cup that morning, but she didn't give a damn. So there was about 15 kids that just came running out and I took my stick and I said, bam, all right, then carry on I didn't even think twice and I was like I mean, I wonder how many people have their kids like what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 28:12

you?

Speaker 2 28:12

can't? I mean, it is a 4 000 pound animal and you're just gonna to let little Johnny just come out there and faint right with your little crab. No, ma'am Dude, he deserved to just be smoked. I mean just bam. Let him know.

Speaker 1 28:25

Yeah, oh my God, then my first instinct.

Exotic Animal Training and Music Memories

Speaker 2 28:27

I don't know how it may be on video somewhere, I don't know, but I may have cracked that kid, I don't know, I may have. Where did you get your training on how to handle a camel? So I have a trainer that comes down here once a year. That's awesome Actually two of them that come down here and yeah, they work with you, and then they work with the camels More so me than anything.

Speaker 1 28:52

Yeah.

Speaker 2 28:53

And it was very important to me, I met her before I got the camels. And it was very important to me. It is very important with me, with all my animals, that they have the utmost respect, cause you know how much I love to have them involved with the kids and you've seen them with the pumpkin patch. And and so I I'm not interested in dying from from a four legged friend.

Speaker 2 29:12

And so it's very important to me that they have the utmost respect for for humans in the best way possible. But it's, it's literally a training for myself, but at the same time, yeah, yeah, we were going to take and I was up here saturday, we were going to take tammy down to uno rios to have her go hang out and tammy's one of your cam.

Speaker 1 29:31

She's the little female. Yeah, okay, tammy foy baker's her name.

Speaker 2 29:35

She got a nice set of lashes, but she kept messing with the male. Well they had separation anxiety, and so we made it halfway down the hill and she started dancing. I was like, okay, you want to dance? All right, we're going to dance. And so I tied her ass up around that oak tree and I said I'll see you in about six hours. I hope you enjoy yourself.

Speaker 1 29:55

Yeah.

Speaker 2 29:57

I called her Blunkle, I sent him the video and I said look, your girl needs you. You need to come see her, but yeah.

Speaker 1 30:05

So what you know? I'm sure I'm asking the questions here.

Speaker 2 30:11

It's so good.

Speaker 1 30:25

It's so good. So what you know does raising you know, I guess, exotic animals. Does that give you any like training or preparation for the summer season?

Speaker 2 30:32

They're so much easier With these exotic animal folks. They're so much easier. They're so much easier, honestly, they really are they really are. We were just talking about that the other day. We were talking about how, um, I have a blind dog at home, dalala you remember dalala, you shot a full on music video in my living room. This guy right here, um, there is a series called live in the living room and which started in the uk yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, across the pond in megs austin yeah, yeah, we did um.

Speaker 2 31:04

Austin gilliams live in the living room in my.

Speaker 1 31:07

It was so much fun it was so much fun.

Speaker 2 31:10

But you had these things flying around and I've got big 30 foot ceilings and I mean the acoustics were fucking phenomenal but I mean mean yeah, you slated in that deal we like to do like.

Speaker 1 31:20

You know crazy shit that people are like nah, you can't put it up. Nah, you can't, y'all aren't going to fit in there. Yeah, we'll fit a hundred people in there Hold my joint and watch this. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, that's me. That was so good.

Speaker 2 31:34

Roll my joint. Yeah, we had signs on the front door that said don't knock, don't ring, don't whatever. We're doing a live recording. And, ironically enough, you know, I just lost my dad a month or so ago and my dad never just randomly thank you, never just randomly pops into the house.

Speaker 1 31:54

It's always a very scheduled invite because he knows nobody's ever home, we're in, we're out, whatever.

Speaker 2 32:07

Ironically, for whatever reason, here comes harold. Yeah, I was like dad, what are you doing here? And he's like well, I just thought I'd just come by and just see what what y'all are doing and I was like well dad we're about to shoot a live music music video in here he's like cool, you know what time. And I'm thinking oh lord, so dad goes over to the back area where the whiskey on the whole booze.

Speaker 2 32:23

Yeah, I remember all that, yeah, he sits down and he's. I said, dad, now look, the guys are going to be going in and out in the backyard. You're probably going to smell some things, so don't be asking a bunch of damn questions, just sit down here.

Speaker 1 32:46

If you want to be in it, be quiet. And then there's all harold in the middle of the music video.

Speaker 2 32:48

He was making y'all shots and he was making y'all drinks and he was come on over here. We had the whole thing strawberry lemonade, he had shots for y'all in the middle of the show. He had the time of his life. It was so fun and he just like he loves being down at the resort and and hanging out and get to meet all you guys and he loved when we would talk about all the things cooking for all you guys.

Speaker 2 33:05

And yeah, it was, but I thought of all the times for my dad to show up and I was just like randomly, but he had. It was so cute hey darling, I've been there.

Speaker 1 33:14

Oh yeah, he sent.

Speaker 2 33:15

Ben that back and he had y'all and everybody was just so grateful. Man, your dad's the coolest he makes. He had us and whiskey shots and this and that and it was cute it was a good time I was glad that he, I was glad that he got to experience it, but at the same time I was like Dad. I swear to God, if you say one thing and you start trying to lecture these musicians, this is what they do.

Speaker 2 33:34

You respect them don't go outside and see if they need something outside. They already got what they need outside. You just let them be there were so many people.

Speaker 1 33:41

There were so many people there.

Speaker 2 33:43

I mean, we were standing on the kitchen counters that's crazy all the way around, yeah everybody was packed in.

Speaker 1 33:48

We had I haven't thought about that video in a very long time.

Speaker 2 33:52

I talk about it often, dang, I do.

Speaker 1 33:54

It was so cool because bd3 set up the fire on the flat screen for how we moved it all around.

Speaker 2 34:01

Do you remember? In Jamal's?

Speaker 1 34:03

freaking hair before he cut his hair.

Speaker 2 34:05

Yeah, oh, it was he had his top hat on and he came out of the bathroom and I was like my God, you need to be in like a freaking Garnier shampoo commercial. You're locks. I just wanted to go is weird it's not weird.

Speaker 1 34:20

Oh my god, it's called respect.

Speaker 2 34:23

Oh my god, I was like I'm sorry this is so pretty, I'm just gonna I mean, his hair's the color of meg's so beautiful and my god, it was so shiny and I was like oh yeah that was such a good time yep yeah, it was a good time.

Speaker 1 34:38

Many men that seems like I mean it was some years ago.

Speaker 2 34:42

It was a long minute ago.

Speaker 1 34:43

For sure, yeah, for sure. I don't feel like the years have passed that quickly.

Speaker 2 34:48

Me neither, but whatever. Well, I mean I did after this rally that we had last weekend. I was like oh yeah, that was a long fucking time ago. Yeah, I. I was trying to tell you earlier oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 34:57

I drank for like the first time in like a month and, man, I had like a hangover for like two fucking days. Those are the worst.

Speaker 2 35:03

Two days, yeah, so bad, I don't know.

Speaker 1 35:09

I'm just going to stay.

Speaker 2 35:09

California sober from here on out. I talked to Max yesterday and he was like I feel fucking worse than I did the day before. He said he checked his watch. He said I did 75,768 steps Dang. I said you need to sit the fuck down. He said I've got blisters all over my ankles. He said this was worse than any military assignment I have ever done and I was like I mean you take your assignments pretty serious I wonder what the conversion is on that many steps to miles?

Speaker 1 35:39

Oh, it would be interesting to figure that out.

Speaker 2 35:40

That would be very that's a very valid.

Speaker 1 35:43

I smoke weed. I don't do math.

Speaker 2 35:45

Yeah.

Speaker 1 35:45

You can't win them all, bro. You cannot win them all. I'm just throwing it out there. We all have our gift. I'm not going to do it, I'm going to send that to somebody that would know how to figure out the calculation. I mean we've got a camera recording it.

Speaker 2 35:57

So I don't have to even remember the question. We're going to phone a friend, I'll know the question go back and be like roll it back alright 34 miles wow no wonder he's got 34 miles.

Speaker 1 36:12

When did he start, like Wednesday or Thursday?

Speaker 2 36:15

Thursday.

Speaker 1 36:16

Thursday to Sunday. Yes, 34 miles Thursday to Sunday.

Speaker 2 36:20

So we just calculated how Mags told me how many steps he took from Thursday to Sunday. Megs just calculated it was 34 miles, holy shit.

Speaker 1 36:31

Because we were talking about two days.

Speaker 2 36:32

Scotty said he drank for the first time and he had a two-day hangover. And I said max said text me about from this last deal we were talking about age and how old we feel and blah, blah and not to make, you knocked him out on the fucking bull. I did not. That has nothing to do. Oh I did. Oh, that's right, I was thinking it broke. Oh I did.

Speaker 1 36:50

Oh, my god, I did so let me ask you this this person I gave him a good old sling. Mags yeah, he's a very good friend of mine. Did they have some alcohol too, throughout the whole weekend?

Speaker 2 37:01

Oh did they.

Speaker 1 37:02

34 miles drunk, drunk, drunk and walker.

Speaker 2 37:07

It was, did he, to say the least?

Speaker 1 37:10

I don't know.

Speaker 2 37:16

What'd you do this weekend Did you walk 34 drunk miles yeah no, first of all, if anybody that does them sober, I'm going to high five them, this dude needs an award Right.

Speaker 1 37:22

That's got to be an even more elusive feat.

Speaker 2 37:26

Yeah, holy pickles. That's unreal, are you sure?

Speaker 1 37:30

34 drunk miles, 75,000. Steps 75,000 drunk steps. You sent me a picture of his watch.

Speaker 2 37:36

He was you can't forge those things. You can, you can, you can. Oh, you just put it on. Put it on the thing out there.

Speaker 1 37:44

Not in the digital age.

Speaker 2 37:46

You just put it on the thing.

Speaker 1 37:48

You didn't get, that one by me.

Speaker 2 37:50

Wrap it around your vibrator for the weekend. Hold this around your vibrator for the weekend. Hold this, hey, they have chargers now. You don't need batteries, you know? I mean I've heard like a ring holder too.

Lame Vibrator Names and French Horns

Speaker 1 38:01

Yeah, exactly, yeah, you know whatever, I don't want to wear the turquoise today here you go, judy, hang on to this. Here you go, judy. That's kind of a lame vibrator name, that's so boring jud.

Speaker 2 38:13

boring Judy.

Speaker 1 38:15

Oh, I'm sure, fucking she really spices the bedroom up Like me and Judy man, we just kind of aren't fucking clicking anymore.

Speaker 2 38:24

Waves are not jiving anymore.

Speaker 1 38:27

Oh man, you got to have like Vixen or like fucking.

Speaker 2 38:31

Mercedes Fucking Judy.

Speaker 1 38:33

Judy, I can't, I mean I guess a girl you know you guys would you know, have a male name for yours, like Raj A-Rod.

Speaker 2 38:44

I can't Raj. You know that's kind of ironic, because I don't have a name for any of mine and I have a drawer full. But, I do have names for my vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 1 38:54

Right.

Speaker 2 38:55

Ricardo Consuela. I mean you name have a drawer full, but I do have names for my vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 1 38:57

right, ricardo, it's consuela I mean you name your kids right. You're not just like hey you, oh. They change often it's oh. I say hey you, hey, mother, you can go ahead cps, because they're grown-ass men.

Speaker 2 39:09

Now you can take them. I got one. I'm just saying, if you get a drawer full, maybe you should name them. Maybe I should, or you know get a database or something. Nick. Nick, You're like I'm not sure, Right we?

Speaker 1 39:19

could do like a graph of being like which one's the most effective Right, you're right.

Speaker 2 39:24

Monday, tuesday, wednesday, how you feel, I don't.

Speaker 1 39:30

You know, it depends.

Speaker 2 39:32

I might need to get sponsored by Adam and Eve.

Speaker 1 39:34

Perhaps Right. Yeah, go to Adam and Eve. Yeah, go to the wholesale.

Speaker 2 39:38

Give me a shout out. Give me a shout out, yeah.

Speaker 1 39:40

Not just like one maker. Like Adam and Eve, they do all of them.

Speaker 2 39:45

Yeah.

Speaker 1 39:46

Competitors.

Speaker 2 39:47

They do have my sale. They send me them random texts where you get the percentages off and things.

Speaker 1 39:51

They always come through at the wrong time, when Nick has my phone and that's the thing too, is like she's like why are you like their number one client? Well, I mean no, no, no, I had a postcard, been lonely To be a product tester.

Speaker 2 40:02

Oh that is, I feel, left out. I feel like I'm being cheated on right now Gives you something to shoot for.

Speaker 1 40:09

I know.

Speaker 2 40:17

Goals, man, goals. Yes. Have you ever thought about going back to school?

Speaker 1 40:19

Yeah, and this is why I love Summer.

Speaker 2 40:20

Shondon, if y'all have never gotten to hang out with this dude. This is why we've been such good friends for a long time.

Speaker 1 40:26

Is it?

Speaker 2 40:26

hot in here, or is it just like?

Speaker 1 40:28

what's really happening? No, it's not no it's not.

Speaker 2 40:32

This is so good, and anyways, back to the music. This is so good, and anyways back to the music, right? So so you played the horn of course you did you got a whole horn.

Speaker 1 40:40

Yeah, no, I did that for a few years, um but no, um, I was actually, I was. I was a music education major at first, really um yeah, this is like um, this is a sign of mental illness, folks, where we go from the topic that we were just that completely serious like no, but actually I played the french horn for three years for the chamber. But right, uh, no, um, I, I did that, um, and then I was like for two years, yeah what made you choose the french horn?

Speaker 1 41:12

I was fucking all the instruments.

Speaker 2 41:14

Sixth, grade when they like, when you started off picking an instrument when you were seven, I know and then you went to the french horn I didn't even want to be in band dude, I didn't.

Speaker 1 41:24

I had to pick an elective and I guess, and I was like, all right, maybe I'll do it. Sixth grade, and like I was late, getting over to choose your instrument night in sixth grade and here, like really I probably should have been a drummer or something like that.

Speaker 2 41:38

So that was the only one that was left. Was the horn?

Speaker 1 41:40

Yeah, and then they were like oh, you've got the perfect embouchure, you'll have a perfect embouchure for the French horn. I was like, okay, I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 2 41:49

You didn't catch it in the 12 Doves of Swimming or whatever.

Speaker 1 41:52

Right, french horns yeah, twelve Doves a Swimming, or?

Speaker 2 41:53

whatever Right French Horns oh, they're maids. But you know it helped me because I was like, look man, french Maids of Land. Right, that's a different song, Never mind oh man Rest in Peace, kris Kristofferson, there's that photo.

Speaker 1 42:08

With yeah him and the French Horn and the chick. Speaking of French Maids of land yeah, yeah, that was her name, was it? I don't know, we'll look at that, was it?

Speaker 2 42:17

elaine, I don't know.

Speaker 1 42:18

I've said elaine, I'm talking about adam and eve over here judy and lane right, no, um, but uh, at any rate um adam and eve so you uh, you had to pick the horn but yeah, I, I had ended up with that. And then then I dropped out of college for a while after two years, me too, and I was like I don't know the schools are overrated. I didn't even start playing guitar until I was like 30.

Speaker 2 42:49

See, I still think you're 20.

Speaker 1 42:51

Yeah, no, I feel it, it still blows my mind every time we celebrate a birthday and I'm like stop it, right.

Speaker 2 42:55

Stop it. No, you're 20. Yeah, no, I feel it still blows my mind. Every time we celebrate birthday I'm like stop it, stop it. No, you're not.

Speaker 1 42:58

You're such a liar um, but you know, I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I think about this. I I can't even. I, I don't know if I could. Even I can call myself a musician, but I think I call myself more of an artist as a person and um, you know, I I don't. I don't focus on one one thing.

Speaker 2 43:21

I like to like to hit the buffet of life yeah, and um, you know, I'm pretty badass that's a really good analogy, you know. So you know, as long as it has the sneeze screen right and I think you know you're kind of a lot like that too.

Speaker 1 43:32

I mean, you know, you've got the wildlife refuge and you know I do.

Speaker 2 43:36

And then you got a lot of a lot like that too. I mean, you've got the wildlife refuge yeah, I do. And then you've got the human refuge.

Speaker 1 43:40

I've got some musician refuge, right, you know you refuge a lot of people in various ways.

Speaker 2 43:45

I do. You're a refugio, I wouldn't change it. I should just change my name to Refugio.

Speaker 1 43:50

Right, right, yeah, yeah, refugio yeah, yeah, refurio, yeah, exactly, I was about to say at least you know how to, at least you know how to say it.

Speaker 2 44:01

Those combos are too tough for me to say as a white man. I will say refurio, that's right, because that's what it's called. That really fuck somebody up when you look at it, when you got man shack and refurio.

Speaker 1 44:10

It's just a.

Speaker 2 44:11

There you go it's about his bernie and born and ruined and yeah, grin bexar right, um so many, but you know. Anyways, though, maybe we should get on to this like word of the day well, well, that's, this is perfect, okay, so the word of the day, and yes, I've missed a couple of couple of them, because it wasn't par, I guess, or whatever, but the word of the day is shittiest, not shit idiots, or what did you say?

Speaker 1 44:44

shit, idiots yeah, you're selling adam and eve it's an idiot that takes it to a completely family over in the western part of the county, the Shittiti. The Shittiti They've been fucking my life up for years. They live off the corner of. I fucking hate the Shittiti.

Redneck Realty and Waffle House Escapades

Speaker 2 44:59

They live off the corner of Get off my lawn, you little Shittiti. Shittiti. I'm never going to be able to say Shittiti again. It's going to come out being racist to women.

Speaker 1 45:09

Shittiti it's basically when they're on the dumb road on a shit highway, and that makes me think of the Dixie Chicks.

Speaker 2 45:19

Taking a ride on a shit highway.

Speaker 1 45:23

I dare you to revamp that whole song Praise the Lord and pass the shit. Idiot Taking a ride on the shit highway.

Speaker 2 45:30

This is so happening. If this does not happen and I do not have a brief you need to pretend like it's your songwriter series and you have to turn it in by wednesday at midnight oh man, I don't know, I've got.

Speaker 1 45:43

I've got a meeting with the shit idiots later I'm pretty sure you've been on the meeting. I'm with the shit idiot I'm supposed to go fucking smell a few fragrances over at bed bath and beyond. I'm not sure that'll be the perfect.

Speaker 2 45:55

Bath Beyond. I'm not sure That'll be the perfect time to do this afterwards.

Speaker 1 45:57

We're not sure we haven't decided what fragrance we want to go with. We're still testing some samples out.

Speaker 2 46:02

Oh, the pumpkin spice.

Speaker 1 46:03

Yeah, we're thinking that, or?

Speaker 2 46:05

either. Chamomile, the pumpkin cupcake, is nice, I don't know A chamomile Cookies and cream. I'm just like babe. It's the wrong time of year, that's Christmas.

Speaker 1 46:13

I want the perfect fall lotion, you know, and it's a big decision.

Speaker 2 46:16

It is a very big decision, it is.

Speaker 1 46:20

This is a good joke I want to tell you about, please do.

Speaker 2 46:22

This reminds me of a, a Shatidia.

Speaker 1 46:24

I was really drunk one time with a yeah, this was a Shatidia.

Speaker 2 46:30

First of all, you started this with one time I was really drunk.

Speaker 1 46:35

I was drunk and high and that's a lie. It was twice Okay carry on Other things may have been involved. At any rate, it's 5 am and I end up at a Waffle House in the north part of Houston, like Conroe, with a friend of mine and his lovely girlfriend at the time mine and his lovely girlfriend at the time and while we were in there, I decided to act like I was the realtor for an episode of House Hunters and the final house that we were seeing on today's.

Speaker 2 47:03

I always miss the good things.

Speaker 1 47:04

Was the perfect house for them the Waffle House.

Speaker 2 47:09

Exactly everything that they were looking for.

Speaker 1 47:12

Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 47:13

Everything Sliced tomatoes Scattered covered. Everything Sliced tomatoes.

Speaker 1 47:16

Scattered.

Speaker 2 47:16

Covered. Yes, all of it.

Speaker 1 47:19

The bathrooms were exactly what they had imagined too. It was like they couldn't have remodeled and got a better home. That's what I was leaving you with. We are going to redo this On a scale of one to Shatidious. We are going to relive.

Speaker 2 47:34

On a scale of one to five.

Speaker 1 47:37

On a Shatidiot scale. I'm in, we're going to redo this Right.

Speaker 2 47:41

Yes, oh my gosh, y'all just oh, the outfit I think you need to have like an Urkel outfit.

Speaker 1 47:49

Okay, yeah, we'll get Gypsy next time. Maybe I'll consult with you. Know what do we call those? Fashion, whatever the fuckers? Observers, helpers, Designers.

Speaker 2 48:04

A designer.

Speaker 1 48:05

Fashion person Somebody who helps somebody in fashion. A fashion designer, not a designer.

Speaker 2 48:09

A shittiet, a titiet.

Speaker 1 48:10

Stylist.

Speaker 2 48:11

A stylist.

Speaker 1 48:12

That's it I thought that's what you used on your phone.

Speaker 2 48:17

A shitt Stylist, stylist, that's it.

Speaker 1 48:17

I thought that's what you used on your phone, shatiddy, or you go they do your hair. Oh man, no, I couldn't operate one of those phones. I couldn't afford a stylist. No, I lose them, I can't get my hair cut every single day just to get my phone on. No way I'll go broke in a year. My appointment is at 11. No way I'll go broke in a year. My appointment is at 11.

Speaker 2 48:35

I'm going to go get my hair washed and my phone turned on.

Speaker 1 48:39

Just got to check a fucking voicemail man and that cost me $25. In the door, yep.

Speaker 2 48:45

I was in and out in five minutes.

Speaker 1 48:49

All this shit, just the shit, idiots that left all the voicemails just starting to come through my phone. Yeah, making up new words. That's just like when everything is like a giant cluster, fuck man shit, idiots. Fuck tards shit situations, Fuck tards and shit idiots man.

Speaker 2 49:05

Yeah. Verse three so what's next on the chapter of Summer Sandy?

Speaker 1 49:11

Next on the chapter is I don sandy uh. Next on, the chapter is um besides our waffle house episode, because that is coming soon to a waffle house near you, um, um, maybe might be working on another uh, another hip-hop uh album with my homie aaron stevens doing another mighty cosmics album if you guys do not know aaron stevens, you need to look him up.

Speaker 2 49:30

This is a good. Love him.

Speaker 1 49:33

And then I think I don't know. I'm thinking of some other, like ventures outside of the, I guess, entertainment world, yeah, something in the hospitality realm, like you know, housing people and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 49:49

Which I don't know. I'm going to finish up my real estate license. She's going to be like, don't do it, my redneck real estate license.

Speaker 1 49:54

Come to redneck real estate.

Speaker 2 49:57

Oh my God, this is so good. I feel like when we do that, we should have Mags cook his redneck casserole.

Speaker 1 50:03

I had a line on a hydro-seated mud hut over here at Redneck Realty.

Speaker 2 50:07

Yep Over here we have the garden.

Speaker 1 50:10

Y'all call old Rodney at Redneck Realty. Yes sir, yes, yes sir, yes. Oh my God, y'all want to buy some shit. Yes.

Redneck Realty Merchandise Launch

Speaker 2 50:21

Leroy over here is going to show you to the pastor Rodney at the Redneck Realty.

Speaker 1 50:27

Now I know what you were looking for. Might have had actual plumbing A door Actual plumbing. A door, electricity, modern accommodations Might have had actual plumbing, actual plumbing electricity.

Speaker 2 50:42

Modern accommodations like space.

Speaker 1 50:44

But I got this crawl space for you.

Speaker 2 50:47

This five-gallon bucket.

Speaker 1 50:49

I got a filler who said you can live underneath this house, in this crawl space, you can buy the rights to this for $35. For a nominal fee.

Speaker 2 51:00

Plus tax.

Speaker 1 51:01

Now I'm going to get my 10%.

Speaker 2 51:06

It's not three anymore $3.50.

Speaker 1 51:08

Exactly. Get me a cold beer after this.

Speaker 2 51:12

A natty boom batty.

Speaker 1 51:13

Oh, my God, I'm not going to have to do a crunch, not thatty boom batty, oh okay, oh, my God, I'm not going to have to do a crunch, not that I do it anyways, I'm not going to have to do anything for a long minute. It was a pleasure being on your program. It was so freaking good and yes.

Speaker 2 51:27

Oh, and look what the girls brought you. Looky here, so we just want to know how much are you draws. That's awesome, so we just want to know how much are you draws. Y'all, everybody, you've got to get a pair of let me take the scotty galaxies skivvity, skivvity divvities, whatever the fuck you call.

Speaker 1 51:45

Okay, I'll start selling these and give you guys I'll have to buy.

Speaker 2 51:51

I want you to notice the draws on the quarter of the hat.

Speaker 1 51:59

Did you see them? Oh my God, those are awesome.

Speaker 2 52:04

This is what they started off years ago and this is what we have come to, and we will, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 52:10

I like it and we're going to put a link on where everyone can get. Yeah, this one's got the redneck realty band. Yeah, no I give this one to Mama. I'm more of a flat bill.

Speaker 2 52:22

Yeah, you can make them any way you want. I'm more the thug version of the skivvity divvities.

Speaker 1 52:29

I'm like nope, put my blinders on. I'm sorry I didn't see you.

Speaker 2 52:31

We're going to need to get you a turkey feather to hang off the side of that one.

Speaker 1 52:34

I'm in Cadillac hat mode, yeah, boom.

Speaker 2 52:38

This is so good. Well, summer Shandy, scotty Galaxy William Scott, galaxy Shandy. Yes, you want to do the official cut of the show Because you are a videographer and a thing and you do all the stuff in the music scene guys, it's been a really it's been so fun great program.

Speaker 1 53:00

We made it we did it, we're at the end of today's show. It's a good show only thing left to say is cut, cut.