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The Rambling Gypsy
Fuck Up, Don't Fuck Down: Live from the Uno Rios Rally
This is what happens when you find yourself at a biker rally, armed with nothing but a Vespa and a sense of humor - if you're going to fuck up, fuck up, don't fuck down.
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The, the, the, the, the. Thank you. Are these stationed where they need to be stationed? They should be?
Speaker 2:Does this have to be in my face?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought last time they were above here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, did you hear or sound last time? That's what gave me nervous, nervous.
Speaker 1:Max, what's your thoughts? I guess yeah, have you seen the last podcast?
Speaker 3:Shame on you. Max is the only one that bites, but I gave him his shots before we got here. I didn't take them. Not those Wait Shots of tequila one that bites, but I gave him his shots before we got here. I didn't take them. Not those wait shots of tequila. You know what I like it. She said it had ac. Oh, I just need to think about my choices yesterday I wore it on the vespa and my skirt was like we're live what we're live when, right now why, why?
Speaker 3:why? Because meg said we are. That's why. Why? Why? Because Meg said we are, that's why? I don't know.
Speaker 1:But we're live, live.
Speaker 3:You want to talk about it? How you got so dirty.
Speaker 1:Dirty.
Speaker 3:You got in the shower.
Speaker 1:You all cleaned up and everything.
Speaker 3:You showered. Showers are overrated For this event. You showered, no, have you?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 2:I stole my clothes two days ago the river's good.
Speaker 3:We tried that. It's too cold, though y'all we. I am tiffany boy. This is the rambling gypsy podcast and this is our very first live my very first live podcast. Um, I've done some I've done some group I figured um if I'm gonna fuck up and fail, you guys are going to go with me.
Speaker 2:If you're going to fuck up, fuck up, don't fuck down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a valid point, that is a good point. I'm going to have to think about that for a minute, but that is a good point. We are at the 8th Annual Uno Rios Rally Music, pin pinup, hot car, rockabilly, hot rod. I said hot car Close, we're going to fuck it.
Speaker 1:We'll go with that. Fuck it, don't fuck it down.
Speaker 3:Fuck it Right, yep, so you talked about changing the motto for Uno Rios to fuck it.
Speaker 1:Fuck it. I think we should change it, because sometimes I'm saying If you're going to, fuck it up, don't fuck it down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my dad told me that once he did yeah, he said if you're going to fuck up, fuck up, don't fuck down. I said what did you say? I don't remember.
Speaker 3:Fuck. But it stuck with me how old, were you Six.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I might have been. It's probably about that time. I love your dad.
Speaker 3:I feel like we could have been really good friends he also told me once.
Speaker 2:He said if you're not in bed by midnight, go ahead and come on home.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's a good man. I like him. What else? I know you have more.
Speaker 2:Probably. Yeah, no, I think he just give me mean looks like if I was doing something wrong.
Speaker 3:You just looked at me the right way, so he stayed that way and I had a resting bitch face. Yeah, I straightened out. Higher life, it's good times it works.
Speaker 2:I'm a model citizen.
Speaker 3:Now, right Shit, that's exactly why, he has these glasses on with his model citizen.
Speaker 1:It is chef with his model citizenship. He doesn't know what it sounds like I need glasses. You hate glasses. No, I need glasses, you need glasses, I do.
Speaker 3:You do, or some Visine would be good, it's fine. Oh, look at this one coming in hot.
Speaker 4:Saving it.
Speaker 3:This ain't gonna look cool.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so we had.
Speaker 3:We did a little promo for this where I had mags ditto on the podcast and we talked about um, the event we talked about chapters. We talked about how you guys get your names. This one, literally his butthole shrunk super fast because you didn't want to tell everybody how you got.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's talking about my bow.
Speaker 3:How you got, you're talking about my butthole, how you got Fuck it up, not fuck it down, if we can talk about all kinds of things. That's disgusting, but we are here.
Speaker 1:Let's see what that is.
Speaker 3:It is Saturday morning, 10.30, 11. I don't know. We were supposed to start at 10.30, but I could have got 21 minutes of sleep. No, don't know, we were supposed to start at 10 30, but I could got 21 minutes of sleep. No, no, but we're here. So, um, we did a ride in yesterday from our place, gypsy river resort, to mountain breeze and that was pretty freaking cool so yeah, uh, tell us about that.
Speaker 1:What do you think? Because I told you about 10, 12 bikes and you got about 20.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, so I've been riding since I was a kid and I've been around lots of biker groups, biker people, whatever, and it is a whole group. It's a camaraderie. Is that the nick? Is that the right word? Yes, slaying it fucking slaying it.
Speaker 3:Um, but really to be you guys have got to wait till you see the video. So it's, and I we've all got our tats and I, and whatever, I'm not racist. But if you guys know me, I say racist and they in a very I use it in a stupid term like wheat bread versus white bread. Why are you racist? Do you like wheat or white?
Speaker 1:I'm racist.
Speaker 3:You're fucking racist, See exactly you like getting toasted.
Speaker 1:I'm not racist, I hate everybody.
Speaker 3:But all equally yeah.
Speaker 1:Some more than others Same.
Speaker 3:Same, I do agree with you on that. But anyways, it was really cool. So we were at the and I pull in with my little stereo going on my. Vespa, you're such a fucker. And with all these dudes, big dudes, small dudes, big bikes, and prior to us meeting there, and having this going on.
Speaker 4:Because, you're fucking like 30 minutes late.
Speaker 3:Fuck off. I was with my girls and they were having this whole conversation about me and my radio and the song that was going to be playing and, oh my goodness, this and that. And I said I don't think that y'all really understand what I'm going to be writing in with, because no one is going to hear my cute little speakers.
Speaker 3:That I wired on my Vespa all by myself, amongst, thank you, amongst all these engines and this horsepower and this testosterone and all this shit, and there's me, my doodoo balls on my little Vespa. What?
Speaker 1:did you call those?
Speaker 3:These are my doodoo balls.
Speaker 1:A doodoo balls, doodoo ball. A doodoo ball, doodoo Doodoo.
Speaker 2:Like a poo-poo, but with a d proceed, d proceed and the little skirt in the oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was making real good choices.
Speaker 3:I clearly thought about my outfit, but yeah, so I pulled in and um, yep, parked. Uh, you had me go in between you and the old, the oldest vietnam brother here.
Speaker 1:Yes, and he was right behind us and it was cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but what was really cool was watching you guys, the respect, and the one guy stood up and said mount up Y'all, don't fuck around.
Speaker 1:Who said we don't fuck around. If you're gonna fuck up, get it straight. If you're gonna say it, you're gonna fuck up, fuck up.
Speaker 3:don't fuck around. If you're going to fuck up, Get it straight.
Speaker 1:If you're going to say it, you're going to fuck up, don't fuck down.
Speaker 3:There. Look at that, just trend setting. Look, this is three days of drinking.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised I'm not puking right now. Let's talk about that shall we.
Speaker 4:Already done that Check Done.
Speaker 5:What else are?
Speaker 3:we supposed to be doing this weekend? Wait, let me finish talking about my little Vespa and how cute it was.
Speaker 1:Okay, proceed.
Speaker 3:So yes, proceed.
Speaker 1:Wait, can we get a video of our Vespa? It's right there, I don't know Camera people. Can we get a video?
Speaker 3:of it. You're going to have to see the thing on the deal flying in.
Speaker 2:You should have moved it over there, she said.
Speaker 1:you don't tell to you last time I called you out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no shit but anyways, we pulled in.
Speaker 1:And we pulled out.
Speaker 3:I was so proud of my little Vespa until I got in.
Speaker 2:I knew that was coming.
Speaker 1:Are you going to finish your story? I don't know.
Speaker 3:You keep fucking it up and now I'm fucking it down, or whatever it is.
Speaker 1:All you have to do is get it right.
Speaker 3:God damn, practice makes perfect.
Speaker 1:Alright, so we're pulling out.
Speaker 3:We scooted up a little bit and you put this big, ginormous man. I swear to God, his shoulders were like two of these, who, I don't know who. Okay, with the biggest bike, the loudest pipes and the loudest fucking stereo I've ever heard in my whole life. And I was playing rock set. Okay, I was trying to set.
Speaker 1:You had music going.
Speaker 2:Did you say rocks it?
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 3:I'm a lot older than all of y'all. Might be right there with the, with the guy that was right here. I'm not going to say pulling in and pulling out again.
Speaker 1:We're not saying that we were exiting your location. Nick's like who the hell rocks it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's going to. Google that shit later. Thank you, it's a good one.
Speaker 5:It is a good one, thank you.
Speaker 3:So good, yeah. But what was cool was the whole point of my deal was you had two guys come around the S-curve and block off anybody and everybody.
Speaker 1:Oh, we blocked all roads, all traffic, yeah, and we had to continue to let cars go by because they were so late. They were so late. Anyways, proceed, yeah, so we're exiting out, we're not pulling out, exiting out, we were pulling out.
Speaker 3:But that was really cool to watch how y'all y'all weren't even you, didn't even tell or say anything to those guys. They just knew.
Speaker 1:It's all hand coordination. No, no, y'all got signs. Yeah, you know when you're side by side, so close and so close from the people behind you.
Speaker 1:I can ride in it. I know his move. I went left or right or whatever. I know how he rides and we can trust him Riding so close, side by side, or so close to the bike in front of you, when it's like literally a foot six inches a foot, and from your brother next to you. I know how my brother's riding. So it's that trust. So we got that. Look blah blah and it was good.
Speaker 3:So is that like a wife? Look to a husband when you know that.
Speaker 1:look, I'm divorced. Is that why? Because you didn't understand the look? No, I know my brother's look you understand it from your brothers. Yeah, I've been divorced 13 years.
Speaker 3:Congratulations.
Speaker 1:Anyways, anyways about that. Look, that was really cool. Anyways, anyways about that, wow coming up I was.
Speaker 3:I made the loop around at the circle and stayed right here and then you guys had decided where I was supposed to go and then all you guys just started going in there and me and my poor little girl over there, we were afraid and you were like, what are you doing? And I was like I don't know, I don't know what to do. And then you made me pull through everybody, all this horsepower and engines, and I go right through and I'm you and, and what's his name?
Speaker 3:The horsepower and the engines, no, the guy the oldest veteran that you said was here Tunnel rat who Tunnel rat. Tunnel rat.
Speaker 1:What? What'd you say, tunnel rat?
Speaker 3:Tunnel rat. Oh, like a tunnel rat.
Speaker 1:That is a name back from Vietnam. Oh yeah, we'll go to that off camera, yeah.
Speaker 3:I can't wait.
Speaker 1:I'll let that brother tell you the story.
Speaker 3:I can't wait, because you know I like to name everything and come up with nicknames and whatever.
Speaker 2:Yes, you do. I'm infatuated by that. Yes, you do.
Speaker 3:So I pull in between all this nonsense, not nonsense, this respect and everybody, and there's me and my best man, and I don't know if it's the same guy that you were talking about, but he is the one that walked, or one of them was the one that walked over to me when I was around the circle, and he walks up and he goes. I just want to apologize to you. I've never met this man ever and I said I'm sorry, and he goes. I didn't think that that was a real vespa and I was like could you please look? We're already intimidated by all this shit. Now you're just going to. Yeah, but he was. He was very impressed that it was a real vespa and but yeah, so then I pull up and you said are you okay?
Speaker 1:I was like no, we were nervous I could tell you were shaking quick and then I'm like earthquake and I'm like I'm losing all that shit.
Speaker 3:What are you saying right now? Where did you go?
Speaker 1:I mean I hear him right next to you no, so so you've got this book right.
Speaker 3:I have no idea what the hell just came out of your mouth.
Speaker 2:It's been a long weekend.
Speaker 1:It's Saturday morning, I know, I know.
Speaker 2:We took the pregame serious.
Speaker 1:Oh, two days straight we understood that mission.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I text you that I said I really I have a lot of respect for your pregaming. And then we talked about where we were going to put the stakes and the flags. I was like hey, what do you think? Are we good? Do you still want to do this? He said what?
Speaker 4:And.
Speaker 3:I said yeah, we talked about it last night like at 7.30 and he got 8 o'clock and Well, whatever I said, I think that that's exactly what we should do. I said okay, cool, then I think you should probably just follow my lead.
Speaker 2:I have no recollection of that conversation. When was this Thursday night the pregame?
Speaker 1:Today's Saturday morning.
Speaker 3:I'm very impressed that you know that today is Saturday morning.
Speaker 1:I had to think about it for a second, it's been just. I got to have four hours fucking sleep the last fucking three days Since Thursday pregame.
Speaker 3:Me and Nick are rolling on probably eight hours now of five days yeah, probably eight, and this is not our festival.
Speaker 1:Challenge accepted.
Speaker 3:But yeah, the fact that when we talked a couple months ago, we had our meeting and we sat out here and we were talking about how this was going to be laid out and the map and what we were going to do and blah, blah, blah, and I was super excited about it and then she said no, we were sitting over there at that picnic table.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I remember that. Do you? Yeah, no, you don't, I do you do not. Yes, first off, first off, first of all, if you want to watch my doodoo balls?
Speaker 3:come right off my head. You can call me that one more time.
Speaker 1:Please don't say doodoo balls again in public, especially on live.
Speaker 3:These are my doodoo balls.
Speaker 1:So we're pulling out.
Speaker 2:Are y'all going to wrestle, wrestle, wrestle.
Speaker 1:No, but we do have a bet. What's a? We have a bet. We don't even Where's Leroy it was on the recording. Where's Leroy? No.
Speaker 3:That was not part of the deal.
Speaker 1:No, that was a bet. I was supposed to come in here On a camel Half fucking naked, with fireworks and American flags.
Speaker 3:No, that was your dream the bet was Still is. I'm going to control the.
Speaker 4:Show up. You're getting on the 56 seconds. No, you're getting yes.
Speaker 3:You're getting on the thing I'm going to run the deal like a horse boy.
Speaker 1:First off, it's like this, it's not like this, it's like this the.
Speaker 2:thing.
Speaker 3:I'm going to control the stick. That's what I'm going to do. So we're pulling out. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I cannot.
Speaker 1:I think we're talking about the mechanical bull right now. I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know. It's Saturday morning.
Speaker 3:What I was going to say when we were talking about the picnic table and y'all's fabulous tent that you set up over there.
Speaker 2:That is a really nice tent. Shut your face, it is. I mean, we don't have the little ruffles thing, that's accessories.
Speaker 1:You don't need that.
Speaker 3:Everyone needs to accessorize.
Speaker 1:But you see, this whole thing.
Speaker 3:What y'all said in that meeting was that on Saturday was when y'all were going to get to relax and drink, when, uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Today.
Speaker 4:So can we talk about Thursday.
Speaker 3:Can we talk about Friday?
Speaker 1:That was yesterday, so can we talk about.
Speaker 3:And so today's the day that y'all are going to drink, okay first of all, I don't even have anything to cheers with because, mr poison control, oh, here we go. Sorry, you're like. You're like the tabc. Osha, I was gonna help you, wow, I was gonna hook you up.
Speaker 1:Oh no, this guy always locked and loaded aren, aren't you?
Speaker 2:I'm telling you that's always in my pocket. I'm Bloody Mary's today. This is number five. Yes, see, see, she keeps me straight. Uh-huh and exactly which is another point I would like to talk about.
Speaker 3:I was scared of your wife that we as you should be that we talked about when we were talking about how y'all prep and plan for this and how y'all vote and you make decisions. And I about had a stroke and made my armpits start sweating and all kinds of things were happening. Because I say, how do y'all do all this and you don't have a woman that helps you. And I ask you how long it takes y'all to vote on something? And you said yes.
Speaker 4:Exactly, she does remember that.
Speaker 3:It's not that you remember it, it's because that's your comment for everything. True, yeah, get him to pull a rabbit out of his hat.
Speaker 1:Oh, I have a hat, yeah, and then you just ask a quick she said yeah or he doesn't ask and she says he didn't have to because he got the look all right, I've seen the. I've seen other looks too and it scares me, but you have glasses on and she has glasses on I can still do I know good
Speaker 3:job I'm very proud of you, which now.
Speaker 2:Now is not hiding anything. I just want you to know. I know what I'm supposed to do, so I'll just kind of do it that's where I felt yeah, I guess I'm trained at this point and then if I don't, if I, if I don't do it. She beats me, that's and uh. So um, and you like it? Yeah, I deserve it. That's why you pull out all the time.
Speaker 3:That's why you fuck up and not fuck it down I definitely, yeah, you got it right that time first of all, when I saw her first thing this morning, I said I'm so glad that you have both your girls earlier, because I understood that Ditto had to hold on to one of them so the room would stop spinning. That was before you started drinking on Saturday, which is today. So Thursday, y'all were working Friday you were working.
Speaker 2:Sure, let's talk to him, put it on speaker.
Speaker 3:What's up, brother? We're at the live podcast and Put it on speaker.
Speaker 1:What's up, brother? Hey brother, hey, where you at, we're at the live podcast and you're on speakerphone right now.
Speaker 3:Okay, when are you at?
Speaker 2:Oh well, I'm right here. I just got some food and taco. I was going to make sure you ate. I got a taco.
Speaker 3:I have not ate. He has been crying about the tacos, no not those tacos.
Speaker 1:I'm bringing you a taco right now. Do you want a taco?
Speaker 3:You just said no, it wasn't that taco.
Speaker 1:No, no, those tacos. That's right, that was taco.
Speaker 3:Because that's a taco. He's so adorable and special you need to start wearing a helmet. Yes, he needs food. He needs two tacos and an extra helmet.
Speaker 1:Hey, tell him to make a few tacos for the podcast and we'll give him a shout out.
Speaker 3:Okay, are you going to come and be on the show and bring the tacos? Do they have good hot sauce? Do they have green chili?
Speaker 1:We're in Texas. Yeah, that's fine, I can do that. Yeah, that's fine. Sure, do they got good hot sauce? Clearly you and Mags are besties.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's fine, because yes, that's what he says to everything.
Speaker 1:Yes, you got a 50-50% chance of making it right.
Speaker 3:All right well.
Speaker 1:True.
Speaker 3:We're all waiting on you, tacos. We want you to be on the show Tacos Tacos.
Speaker 2:And bring the kitchen guy too. I forget his name. He's working. I don't think I can pull him away from he has a line.
Speaker 1:He has a line True, true.
Speaker 2:He is mowed up like a cat. True, true, true. Oh, that's a situation.
Speaker 1:Yes. Exactly okay yep seven, we're gonna seven seven.
Speaker 3:Okay, gotcha, all right, all right, okay, we love you. Bye, okay, bye. Who was that you just talked to? Who was that taco guy? The?
Speaker 1:taco guy no, that was uh.
Speaker 3:That was uh, one of my brothers, one of your buds, my brothers, your brothers, yeah, how many brothers are out here this weekend?
Speaker 2:Enough A lot. I don't even know Many.
Speaker 3:I got the numbers, not enough.
Speaker 2:Probably.
Speaker 3:It's never enough. They're all hiding yeah.
Speaker 1:No, they're still sleeping the little sidebars.
Speaker 3:They're still sleeping.
Speaker 1:They're still sleeping. So next year, if we do a live podcast, let to tell me something I don't tell you.
Speaker 4:We have already discussed how this is going to go down, bye. Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3:Nick is going to, literally going to take her. She has this retractable antenna looking thing. She is going to. We are going, yep, we're going to make y'all sit down. You can even sit on this guy if you want to, and she is going to have this.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3:What's it called? Not a. There it is. Words are hard, a PowerPoint presentation, and I cannot wait to hear that first. So what is going to?
Speaker 2:happen in 2025? This is our after action review. You were about to tell us no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:That's the first Unoreos meeting. It's going to be on PowerPoint. I dig it yeah.
Speaker 2:You guys are on the planning committee for next year.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:We don't even need y'all to vote.
Speaker 3:Y'all aren't even going to get to vote.
Speaker 1:Can we go back to not doing the podcast at 1030 in the morning?
Speaker 3:That's the whole whole point. That's how we got into the holes.
Speaker 1:Yes, that was a good shot.
Speaker 3:Thank you, I'm highly allergic to those.
Speaker 2:I didn't want to go that far I think one he was trying to get in my pm 1 pm.
Speaker 1:Yes I don't know, I'm, maybe the 1 am would be better, because y'all, then we don't want to go alive, we're not, we're not going live, no, no a little risky, true, true, yes, yes true, yes we got going on.
Speaker 3:I don't know what is happening.
Speaker 2:We got a band getting setting up right now. That's okay.
Speaker 1:I was talking about everybody hugging the band doesn't kick off until what 1 1.30.
Speaker 3:I don't know why y'all even have a schedule oh, people are just coming in.
Speaker 1:That's what we do we hug, we're huggers. I'm a huge hugger. We're lovers, not fighters.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes, true.
Speaker 3:It's half past, a monkey's ass.
Speaker 1:Is it? It's a quarter to his doo-doo balls. We didn't start at 10.30. I know that.
Speaker 3:No, when you said 11, I texted back. You never confirmed, fuck off. I said 10.37. And guess what time I pulled, I pulled in right here. I pulled in right here because I was. If I would have known how to say it in your term time or whatever. What would that be Like? Oh, 1900 hours or something, no, no that was time last night.
Speaker 1:1030 in the morning is still 1030 in the morning, 1030 at night is 1030.
Speaker 3:See, that's like you trying to say are you going north, Are you going east?
Speaker 1:I don't know Where's Leroy, are you bringing the zebra, at least?
Speaker 3:Lately.
Speaker 1:No, the alpaca.
Speaker 3:No, I'm going home to go get Steiner.
Speaker 1:Which one's Steiner? We got Shiners. Steiner's the alpaca. No. So how are you getting fired on your day off? This is my day off.
Speaker 3:I'm going right back to the Clearly you said that today was your drinking day.
Speaker 1:No, we started the pre-party, we just haven't stopped.
Speaker 3:He's still talking in that other language. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you understand so, monroe?
Speaker 1:once said that I speak hieroglyphics in the morning. See, that's what I said. I'm doing 10-30 in the morning.
Speaker 3:Like.
Speaker 1:I'm not there yet, so it happens yeah.
Speaker 4:So did y'all.
Speaker 2:It's good, I'm just listening to him speaking a foreign language.
Speaker 3:And all I'm sitting here thinking about is him talking about how he had to hold onto his wife's.
Speaker 2:I did yeah.
Speaker 3:So the room would stop spinning.
Speaker 1:Oh, wait, wait, wait when he got naked, went to the bathroom and sat by the toilet bowl. Yes, Because my shoes, get blown up too, and he started sweating.
Speaker 3:had beads, sweat beads right here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was. I understood the assignment on Thursday and I accomplished On Thursday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, on Thursday I accomplished that assignment. I am so proud of you for taking your pre-dance so seriously. Now I'm playing catch up the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 2:It's good, though Bloody Marys are working Well every time I look at you, you're like.
Speaker 3:this Sounds working. You don't you're not even moving your head and that's all you think about.
Speaker 1:That's because the whole world's moving.
Speaker 2:Because, you think the whole world is spinning? Oh man, it was. I had to, I had to anchor, I had to hang on. Oh, we're not.
Speaker 3:She's about to turn her sign around.
Speaker 1:Did you see him pack his? I remembered, you remembered, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Duga yes, true.
Speaker 1:True, I actually already made this one up.
Speaker 3:You did what.
Speaker 4:That's all you're going to say.
Speaker 2:She's getting red through her makeup.
Speaker 1:What? Yes, true, so how?
Speaker 2:about the bands last night.
Speaker 1:It was so good, it was good, it was good, it was good. I missed the fire dancers Both times why I was working.
Speaker 3:I got a fucking job, dude Working.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, I was working. Mm-hmm. No cool eric came up and asked me yeah, of course I did. Um, so how are they there? She lit herself on fire once, did she really?
Speaker 2:yeah, I fucking samantha.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah was she the one that had the butterfly deals yes, there was one, one of their one of their.
Speaker 2:Uh, you cannot change the name it looked like they had a big long jump rope and they're they're twirling it and the other girl dropped it, and so then the flame went back up and got it, lit her arm up and, but she's fine, she drowned herself in water it's just a flesh wound. Yeah, yeah, but you can tell she she panicked for about a split second and then she got it back together and they, uh, they finished I would have cried oh yeah it was, I would have sat in the corner and cried real tears.
Speaker 3:It's just just a flesh wound. Well, Eric asked me. He was like, are you next over there? And I said, look, I can't even light a fucking Centronella candle without catching my hair.
Speaker 1:No shit Like doo-doo balls and shit on fire. You had me light a Jesus candle. What's the meaning behind Jesus candles we need some Jesus.
Speaker 5:They're funny.
Speaker 3:Maybe grab a couple so you can see. So yeah, that's when I was texting you guys yesterday. I said I was making gypsy Jesus candles. So, it's a picture of my face on the Jesus candle, trying to Y'all hear that.
Speaker 1:What?
Speaker 3:That's just a little tiny section of what me and my little girl were in the mix of yesterday.
Speaker 1:You're adorable.
Speaker 3:I know, that's what I tell everyone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your little scooter surrounded by a bunch of Harley. It's like that Mimi. You ever see that Mimi. It's like that little Anyways. No say it, it's a little dog and a big old bulldog or whatever behind it. It's like when you pull up on a little fuckin' bike and you got the big ol' Harley behind you.
Speaker 3:I felt so safe.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're also nervous and scared.
Speaker 4:You think?
Speaker 1:you're nervous.
Speaker 3:I pulled up to the. You had me next to like this big, ginormous human.
Speaker 2:And this big, ginormous you said bless your heart. See, that is awesome.
Speaker 1:Needs a lot of blessings.
Speaker 3:What's that one say?
Speaker 2:You're cute and I love you See.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what I was just about to say. That's what I say to anybody and everybody when I don't want to say you're a fucked heart. So.
Speaker 2:I'm a country kid, so if somebody says bless your heart, that's not a compliment.
Speaker 3:No, no, okay, that's what makes sure we're on the same page.
Speaker 1:Why don't we get this one?
Speaker 2:man.
Speaker 3:Why.
Speaker 1:Think about it.
Speaker 3:Same reason your coaster says that, and your coaster says that.
Speaker 1:I've been considerate it's funny with their doodle hairs.
Speaker 3:They're not doodle hairs Balls, doodle balls.
Speaker 1:Doodle balls.
Speaker 3:It says be considerate bitches.
Speaker 2:There's your tacos, can you read what's? It say I don't know it says don't fuck up my table.
Speaker 3:So I said oh, okay, alright, is this the taco guy? That's the taco guy, so let's talk about what's happening today.
Speaker 2:We got car shows going on right now. They're still kind of trickling in. Car shows coming in. We've got the pin-up. Contest starts at 12 o'clock here. The Junior Miss and the Miss.
Speaker 3:I'm so excited about that. Hey everybody, this is Taco Guy. That's what we said. We asked who it was and he said it's Taco Guy. Taco Guy, hey, taco Guy. Hey, that's what we said, he said. We asked who it was and he said it's Taco Guy.
Speaker 4:And then he said.
Speaker 1:And then he said my brother, this is my brother, two different guys.
Speaker 3:You're who? Dropkick, dropkick, I'm Gypsy Rambling.
Speaker 1:Gypsy Can we?
Speaker 3:eat on this, or I mean, do what we do. Yeah, we can.
Speaker 2:Eat, Bless your heart. Which cat, oh yeah yeah, you didn't take it out of the bag for you. I came over here as soon as I could.
Speaker 3:You're hired.
Speaker 1:And I'm fired.
Speaker 3:Thank you, I'm going back to bed. No, you're not, damn it, I'll try harder.
Speaker 1:Pass them out.
Speaker 3:Pass them out.
Speaker 2:Y'all want some tacos.
Speaker 3:So we have pin-up contests coming, we have the Hot Rod Show, we have amazing music, rockabilly music.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're up there. I think they're probably going to get ready to start sound checking in a minute, so you'll probably get to hear a little bit of it. Uh, they kick off at one o'clock, uh, and then, uh, the car show runs till uh three three thirty ish, right, uh.
Speaker 3:And then we got two bands tonight. Yes, and kids, families, you guys all come out today. Show these kiddos these amazing bikes, get to meet some amazing veterans, and they until four o'clock after. After 4 o'clock, no kiddos 21 and up. No, kiddos. So something we did this year, 21 and up, because the boys are going to be off work at that point.
Speaker 1:I know I'm still working. I'm off work at that point Fuck off, I'm still working.
Speaker 2:I am. I've determined you sound like a city employee right now.
Speaker 4:Are you the one that stands on the?
Speaker 1:side watching the one dude dig the hole. Yeah well, no, I'm the one that tells them to dig the hole. Anyway, so this year so we've had the car show for a few years. So this year we teamed up with the local New Braunfels Jeep Club. Jeep Club.
Speaker 3:Do we got a chair? We can bring one of them up there.
Speaker 1:We can grab.
Speaker 3:yeah, we can, can, we can can't go burstle, not a small dude. Careful, yes. So I said true Bronfels Jeep come right oh, there we go. Such a man of words you are max.
Speaker 5:I hope, yeah, don, yeah, so I got one of these Daniel uno Rios.
Speaker 3:I'm blessed the guys special. Do we have a special candle for a special person? I got my heart teamed up with what is the formal name of your y'all's jeep club it is the real hashtag jeep love nb.
Speaker 5:There you go, so you guys are all here oh well, most of us.
Speaker 1:There's some, there's some.
Speaker 5:We've actually got 207 members, but we're all kind of spread out and we all are in multiple groups. We all like to support each other in our different groups. So some people are over there doing one event, other people are at another event Nice but we all show up for our community whenever we can.
Speaker 3:So are you out of your 207 members? It's just new Braunfels, or is it?
Speaker 5:Well, we have some out-of-staters, because they come into town and they'll come in to like chemicals and go wheeling.
Speaker 3:They'll be in the.
Speaker 5:Braunfels for something, and they'll reach out like hey, we're in town, what's going on? You guys got an event going on, that's cool.
Speaker 2:We also have people like Port A Seguin surrounding areas.
Speaker 5:Yes, and we have a handful of honoraries like this guy. He's an honorary Jeep member and we have a Prius in the group. Because she loves the Jeep community so much, we decoured up her Prius. That says I was born a Prius but identify as a Jeep. Shut your face. And on the other side it says my pronoun is Sahara, because I'm fancy like that.
Speaker 1:That's a two years ago. I got accepted to their their uh Facebook Jeep stuff.
Speaker 2:Actually, I think we forced you in.
Speaker 1:I was like hey, is this a mistake.
Speaker 5:Do you think about your choices?
Speaker 3:after you did that. Oh no, I understand you do.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we're okay with it. No, we've all known each other for a while.
Speaker 4:So now it's like we've got the car show. The bikers Still haven't accomplished that.
Speaker 1:Bring the Jeeps in. You know, takes time took you to get into this long time. We talked about that on the show, yeah, but I want them a chance to talk about they have an event in december where they raise um. You want to talk about jammies?
Speaker 5:oh, I sure will, so my family started this little event it's very cool by accident, because it was my mom and my sister's birthday two days apart, in december, and they said oh, we don't want to go out, we want to have a pajama party. Well, we got bored and went out in our pajamas. Everybody kept asking what we were doing. Nick, did you hear?
Speaker 3:that it's fun she is. This is 110 her gig oh, you will love this.
Speaker 5:Yes, we even have a pajama contest. You come on stage. We have medals that we make every year for it we love a good contest oh yeah, there will be some dancing involved and it won't be pretty and and you guys raise the pajamas, for yes, we collect.
Speaker 5:You haven't seen us yet. We collect children's pajamas, sizes 0 to 12. They have to be new because it's for our local hospitals. A lot of people don't know that the big hospitals do not share funds with the little hospitals, so they're on their own. So we last year donated over 350 pair to three different hospitals, all locally Seguin. They don't get anything. They were so excited this year. This is really cool.
Speaker 3:So when we had our meeting that you two don't remember about, I remember I was there. Stop Me too. You were there. These two were.
Speaker 1:I was there. They were pleasing.
Speaker 3:They were yeah, yep. They were yeah, yep.
Speaker 1:it was right at that fucking tip while you're on there.
Speaker 3:Just a dumb ship and a holler away, but yeah, but it was really cool because he literally remembered which hospital, the exact amount of pjs that were donated to every hospital he talked about, and when I'm one of those that I know what's going on. I'm here and I'm listening over here. It may not come out of here. Just don't look at my doodoo balls like that. They see you.
Speaker 3:But, it was. I was so impressed with you literally going yeah, it was like 307 pajamas and that this hospital doesn't have, and I mean, it was. That was that makes me know that this is your guys are super, super passionate about doing what you do, and we're actually blessed enough with uh, cause this?
Speaker 2:I mean, we don't make any money off of this. This is we lose money cause we spend money.
Speaker 3:We pay for the band we get it.
Speaker 5:We get it.
Speaker 3:We get it Yep I have a lot of those t-shirts.
Speaker 2:Out of the hospitals we hit, we always uh, there's like. So far in the past several years we've been able to donate also a $500 cash to a hospital.
Speaker 1:And we switched that up every year. So teaming up with New Braunfels of the community and everything, so you lose money paying with bands. Well, now teaming up with Uno Rios and proceeding forward, maybe in the future. Now you do not pay for bands, now maybe we can make charities, donations and somebody to sponsor and all the funds, 100%, 100 of it now goes through the jammies for the kids.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and that and that's. Yeah, I think it's just so cute how you say jammies.
Speaker 5:I know, and it's just so cute jammies. We wear adult onesies.
Speaker 2:It's a lot of fun some of us stop that, my prost you don't have glasses on and they can see you.
Speaker 1:That's like don't stare at the camera.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Don't look at that person over there.
Speaker 3:but yeah, Exactly.
Speaker 1:The last podcast. Stop staring at the camera, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, first of all, I can't believe you don't have your thing, and then it's our talk.
Speaker 1:I'm like the mic was up here, so I started talking to the mic. Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 5:I think we need to have a fun bet, because I can't get this guy into a onesie yet.
Speaker 2:So maybe what we'll have to do is I'll have to buy some.
Speaker 4:So I want the old school onesie with the functional butt flap. I have that, I'm going to get some. That's what I need.
Speaker 5:I'm going to put them in the Jeep.
Speaker 1:And if we have 20 bikes that show up, then you have to go put them on. If we have 20 bikes that show up, and jammies Come on.
Speaker 3:I want to know if you're going to wax your ass before you leave your flap open all night. No, no, no. Who said about the flap being open? He says this every year. He said the flap was going. Flap is open all night. No, it's okay.
Speaker 2:Nope, it's a party now. I mean, my buttons stay closed.
Speaker 3:I just want to know if we're going to count hairs, if we're going to braid them or we're going to wax them.
Speaker 1:I don't know. What do you think? What are we doing?
Speaker 2:Well, this man's got time 20.
Speaker 1:we will discuss the details in future dates.
Speaker 3:So this is happening in December. I'll ride it on my camera.
Speaker 5:December 14th, you're going to have to argue with this one.
Speaker 1:We'll fight. Yeah, I want that camel you get the first jump.
Speaker 3:I'll take the second.
Speaker 1:You can take the zebra. She's very nice.
Speaker 3:First of all, I have one humpers.
Speaker 1:You do jump.
Speaker 3:There's diddleberries Stop with my doo-doo balls, I'm going to quiz you.
Speaker 1:It is doo-doo balls, two humps. I have one hump first, two humps spit, one hump, don't spit.
Speaker 2:See, but he remembers this shit. She fucks up, not down. She's good for one hump and has doo-doo balls.
Speaker 1:But I have two humps, one hump, don't spit, tell me here, I'm not, you're drowning and it is so fucking good, you just fucked it way down I know, fuck it.
Speaker 4:Fuck it Unarios.
Speaker 1:Fuck it.
Speaker 4:Fuck it.
Speaker 1:No, we're going to collaborate all this into one big fluctuation. If there's been no sleep and lots of what?
Speaker 3:are these. Those are your lanyards.
Speaker 1:I didn't get those.
Speaker 3:Stop Once again. You don't have glasses on, we can see you.
Speaker 1:Is she making a mutual vigil or has she got a picture? Okay?
Speaker 2:Of what? Yes, dear.
Speaker 5:I'll have to walk back and make a True I had.
Speaker 1:Yes, dear True.
Speaker 4:Never mind.
Speaker 3:Never mind.
Speaker 1:No, she's actually not wrong.
Speaker 3:Usually she's not. I'm going to tell you right now she puts my ass in check.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know, and she's doing it right now and she's not wrong, Because we were running late to the shit that you were late for for the run. So I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3:Was I late for the run.
Speaker 2:To show up on on us over there that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, you were late like 20 minutes late.
Speaker 1:This is why you're divorced.
Speaker 3:What, yeah, oh I learned yes, ma'am, yeah, see, as you said earlier. I could talk, I could do the soundtrack yeah, exactly, but I didn't think I was late. I thought it was the Jenny that was late.
Speaker 1:There was a yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying.
Speaker 4:I know I was not late today.
Speaker 2:That's an emergency, I pulled in at 10.28.
Speaker 1:Right. But then you said 11. You never confirmed that, so I got here about 10.15.
Speaker 3:And now you're still whining about your 20-minute nap that you didn't get. You're such a we're so gonna fight. Damn that was live that just happened and you're welcome and cut. Where's your thing, true, true. Where's this clapper? Oh yeah, I cannot believe you didn't. I cannot believe you do not have it in your hand. First of all, that's all you wanted to do for the podcast and we handed it to you twice.
Speaker 1:And what was he doing?
Speaker 2:upside down and backwards and then forgot to cut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's terrible. Are you there? Are you here? I'm barely welcome. Welcome to the show everybody, welcome ditto to the show I'm about to tell him. Days now a little bit daydreaming, oh no.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, she's going to even give you the marker. Oh no, let's see.
Speaker 2:Now something's happening.
Speaker 4:Uh, oh, oh this will be funny.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is going to be good.
Speaker 2:There's one of our top notch sponsors right there.
Speaker 3:Oh, tamara, there she is.
Speaker 1:Oh, do you guys want to get the? Uh, the pinto rose?
Speaker 3:She needs to come, and, and, and, yes, cause.
Speaker 1:I want to stop. No, this is more important Right?
Speaker 3:Yes, ma'am, finish your job. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 2:Finish what you started. So, before she, uh, before she gets up here, uh, we do have some some awesome sponsors, uh, at least for today, good job uh, we have uh weber auto works is uh doing all the judging for the cars today.
Speaker 2:Uh, he owns a shop right there in san antonio over by bracken saloon, uh, but they're out there probably already judging. I think so, uh. And then we got uh tamra with new bronco pinups. Uh, she's here and she's probably already getting ready to do this pinup contest. Uh. And then we got uh, she's over there working her ass off. Now we got Custom Dreams Photography. She's going to donate two photo shoots to the winners of the pin-up contest and, as you can see, she's already working. She never stops.
Speaker 3:So I took a super cute picture of her earlier on Mags' phone and just so you know, know it wasn't him it was me.
Speaker 2:I want to get that out there so we don't cause a divorce in the brotherhood or whatever it's the only time.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to say it's not the only time, but I got to mediate between the two brothers right here, yes, but I did really really cute pictures. It's all about the angles sometimes, somebody, please tell me, I'm a very afraid to look at what he's writing on this board. Oh no, I want to see it no wonder you let him in the Jeep Club without a Jeep?
Speaker 1:I think you're his number one oh yeah, it sounds good by that. So everyone that's watched the podcast they're like it's a perfect balance. It's the serious one and the clown and the jokester, yeah, and then me in the middle.
Speaker 2:And then Liza's serious, and I'm not.
Speaker 1:I'm not serious.
Speaker 5:Well, this kind of goes to I have to be to keep up with that guy. Somebody's got to keep it together. We're supposed to be balancing each other out.
Speaker 1:That's what we're doing. See and I don't know what to keep it together with, so my balance is just Well after this one, we'll do it.
Speaker 3:So I asked you guys the other day when we were texting in our group and I said so, have I earned my patch yet?
Speaker 1:Yeah, We'll give you a decal First of all. We got support stickers Still waiting for mine, fyi.
Speaker 3:I don't. I'm not doing the, I'm not doing the prospecting. Okay.
Speaker 1:Yes, ma'am, okay, but.
Speaker 3:My point of my conversation is Is that you're in a Jeep club and you don't have a Jeep?
Speaker 1:I'm not. I don't know. I'm not part of the Jeep club. I'm on the Jeep club, the Facebook stuff that makes you a member. That makes you a member.
Speaker 5:You're part, but I like Jeeps. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. You are an honorary member.
Speaker 2:Because we support each other. Yes, Regardless of what we ride.
Speaker 1:If you want to make it fair, I rode on your bike.
Speaker 5:You can ride in Ken's Jeep, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Wait, I don't know I'm not going to let him ride in mine. Why do you think I said Ken's, not mine Lies. Oh, mine's fun. It's a real Jeep. It's two doors.
Speaker 1:Stop taking my word.
Speaker 3:So, Nick, we were talking about patches. I have patches. Do you want to be a part of my club?
Speaker 4:I don't have one.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're damn right, you're going to be a prospect. It's going to be fun yeah.
Speaker 1:I have a little tiny scooter gang. We did for a little while A scooter gang. It was so fun.
Speaker 3:It was me and my girls.
Speaker 1:You're not even drinking your drink.
Speaker 3:That's because you are. Every Tuesday night. We would scoot and we have some. Honda Ruckuses that are all souped up, and then we've got just regular scooters, and then I have my Vespa and we had jackets that I made for us and we would scoot every Tuesday night and we would go one bar, we'd go have appetizers, have another drink, and then we would go and watch Gage, which is my oldest son, play softball with Brooks that's here. You forgot to mention Hard Luck. That's here. And also Smokey D, your two vendors that are here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did not try it but he failed.
Speaker 3:It's okay, I got you.
Speaker 4:But Hard Luck is right next to.
Speaker 1:Weber in Bracken. He is Hard Luck Motorcycles.
Speaker 4:Hard luck is right next to Weber in Bracken.
Speaker 1:He is Hard luck motorcycles. Hey, he's actually pretty cool.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2:I broke.
Speaker 3:So, going back to my scooter gang, we would scoot every Tuesday night and we would go to place to place to place and it was fun. Well, randy, my cousin, who has been on River Road forever and he's this big, ginormous human of a man. He's literally the size of the dude that you put me next to on that motorcycle yesterday. But Randy has a scooter. And so he probably weighs 350. He's maybe 6'5" 6'7". Nobody in my family is small, I'm the only one.
Speaker 1:He's a big dude. He's ginormous, he is a big dude by the biggest teddy bear. He has the biggest teddy bear.
Speaker 3:He has the biggest heart, biggest, sweetest human being you'll ever meet in your life. Yeah, but we were going to initiate him into our scooter gang and our initiation was he can't fit on those scooters he has a scooter. That's the whole point of my conversation, the white one and he. We were going to make him wear a pair of boxers, briefs, whitey tighties and a brawl around the plaza it's gonna have to drink a white claw while he was doing this. They didn't have white clothes. That was truly okay.
Speaker 1:They didn't have those either well damn, I'm gonna, I'm not gonna go make prospecting, then I didn't understand.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, are Maybe some boons, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's okay. So yeah, we're on the same page on that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, there it is.
Speaker 2:There it is. They still like Zimas? No, they don't.
Speaker 3:Remember Zimas? Yeah, it was Alka-Seltzer that was disgusting.
Speaker 5:That was a nasty truck.
Speaker 3:That was so gross that that's kind of like those smirnoff ice deals yeah people used to put jolly ranchers or something in it, does it?
Speaker 2:oh, yeah, make it red, but the bottle was cool. The bottle was cool.
Speaker 3:You know, they're still doing the ice thing where the kid they, they ice each other. No, they're not. I thought we just had somebody come to the resort the other day asking for a. Smirnoff. It was like a throwback joke. Oh, that's some weird shit. Our kids did it at the beach house one time and I was like what are y'all doing? I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2:The club had a big party one, and it was 2020, new Year's, and for the party we just went and bought off boxes of mad dog 2020 and we just started passing around where'd you find it somebody come in yeah somebody come in and uh, but because it was 2020, we decided we were going to pass around models of mad dog, so that wasn't a good night either. Well it was. It was really good. The next day was probably pretty good.
Speaker 1:We were the mechanical boats. I think we all had a good time.
Speaker 4:That's how I felt about your day that you were working on Well that was a great idea.
Speaker 3:2020 and bringing in the 2020.
Speaker 4:Next time, just go to Waterborne and get your own label made.
Speaker 3:Did you do that?
Speaker 1:We were having our own conversation. I know we heard y'all. I didn't hear y'all. Everybody else heard you.
Speaker 3:That's because you don't pay attention.
Speaker 1:I'm not.
Speaker 3:I've got two ears, I bolted for her because I can't hear anyone. That's good. Most of us come with two.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but mine equal to one, because I can't hear shit, which one Huh?
Speaker 3:No sleep and y'all let him vote yeah After he can't hear no sleep, I don't really shit yeah. I know that's exactly why you need us.
Speaker 1:That's exactly why we're here. What was I looking for?
Speaker 3:Because we're looking at your tent.
Speaker 1:That's not my tent.
Speaker 3:I want to discuss this tent for a while. Here we go, All right let's discuss it.
Speaker 1:There you go Ditto.
Speaker 2:Look it is literally the same tent. Oh, fuck off.
Speaker 3:Minus the little horse shit.
Speaker 2:The little frills.
Speaker 1:The camel, the horse shit.
Speaker 3:Horse shit.
Speaker 2:No, that's a tent If I walk by there too fast all 100 pounds of me.
Speaker 3:I will blow that thing right over.
Speaker 1:Come on now Bet you won't Not an Invespa. Hold my beer Watch this, not an Invespa. And your doodle berries First of all. They might catch that. They're balls, not berries.
Speaker 3:Whatever Berries are little Balls are big Only if you have them.
Speaker 2:Mine are bigger than you have to look and license first and cut what did you write on here Shot three shots, not tequila.
Speaker 3:What is happening right now?
Speaker 1:It says Uno Rios roll. Yes, scene, see shot. Three shots, not tequila. Take drink shots by the mouth. Director me, cameraman, that's actually camera Shot. Three shots, not tequila. Take Drink shots by the mouth. Director Me Cameraman, that's actually camera Woman. Date what restaurant?
Speaker 2:That's way too much information.
Speaker 3:That made my head hurt it's okay.
Speaker 1:No, I'm touching my balls.
Speaker 3:I don't touch your balls. You don't touch my balls. It's a respect issue. If I literally grab a hold of your balls right now. Well, there's a. Are we still live?
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is still live and there was a pool.
Speaker 3:I was just about to see who was going to see See.
Speaker 4:Y'all's balls are.
Speaker 3:See.
Speaker 1:And cut, thank you. So we're live. There's no cutting. You don't cut, live you can. You can lively cut.
Speaker 3:What does?
Speaker 1:that mean.
Speaker 3:Is that like fuck it up and fuck it down?
Speaker 4:so hey do you think my dog can eat your goat?