Welcome To The She Shed

We are BACK, y'all! Join us in the She Shed for a very special relaunch of The Rambling Gypsy podcast with the OGs - Tiff & Kel. Did you miss us?!

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Transcript

Speaker 1 0:00

I miss me more.

Speaker 2 0:05

I miss me more. And we're back, and we're back. Hey everybody, it's Tiffany Foy from the Ramblin' Gypsy, ramblin' Gypsy, gypsy. And we are going to start that right on over Because I don't know who the hell we are, because we've already had three podcasts.

Speaker 1 0:19

Roll the tape.

Speaker 2 0:20

Yeah, hey everybody. It's Tiffany Foy from the Ramblin' Gypsy podcast and today, clearly, I am stumbling on my words and we are in the she shed today, so we are changing it up a little bit and look who's back Kel.

Speaker 1 0:34

Kel's been missing.

Speaker 2 0:35

Kel's been MIA for a long minute. We've had some guests and been doing some things and we talked about some of our production changes and we've got some big, super cool, exciting stuff that's happening that I don't even think we've talked to you about. I love it when she says that when I'm being secretive.

Speaker 3 0:55

I see what you do. Yeah, we can't talk in real life, so that it's actual candid shit.

Speaker 2 1:00

Yeah. So I think the last time that we talked kids were still out of school. Yeah, and now we're back.

Speaker 3 1:06

How's that? It's a busy season. I'm happy about it. I mean, they got 40 hour a week jobs now All I gotta do is get them there.

Speaker 2 1:13

So the kids are still in. So we're in New Braunfels. Yeah, the kids are still going to school here five days a week. Yes, Thank God. So you know. There's so many of them in, I believe, in San Antonio. I think there may be some. Don't quote me and y'all don't start yelling at me. It's too early.

Speaker 3 1:28

They're going to start rotating days.

Speaker 2 1:29

They're only going four days a week. Oh, you know where it is. I think it's Navarro.

Speaker 3 1:37

Oh, that's close, which is very close, that's damn near Sikkim.

Speaker 2 1:40

Uh-huh Yep. But they're only going four days and they're off on Fridays.

Speaker 3 1:43

Well, I mean that's unfortunate for those parents. How do you do that? You hope you got a big one to watch the little one, Right?

Speaker 2 1:51

You need to. So you just show up at the neighbor's house and go I'm going to need to borrow your big one to watch my little one. I got a big one. You can watch the little one, but most people don't have. That's a situation when we were talking about it and yeah.

Speaker 3 2:03

I know, and I'm not a nine to five or so that could be real inconvenient, right, but anyway, I'm glad they're back in school. Everything's going good. Yeah, had no notes from no teachers, no emails. It's only been a couple of weeks, wait for it. Can you let me celebrate small victories, I know? Okay, you can go ahead.

Speaker 2 2:19

You bust out a little cheer or something. Oh yeah, I mean, you can, if you want to.

Speaker 3 2:22

I mean all of a sudden it goes from like I hate school every day the taller version to like I'm rocking third grade.

Speaker 2 2:29

That's so good. Hell yeah, and the big one is in. Oh, freshman.

Speaker 3 2:34

Freshman but you know, he's a unicorn alma mater.

Speaker 1 2:36

Yeah, I'm pretty happy about that.

Speaker 2 2:46

He's like. That's nice. First of all, let's take it easy on the old school. We happened to graduate from that old school.

Speaker 3 2:51

That's like one of the craziest mascots it's made it on all these, you know talk shows and whatnot. Now we've got the dragons too. Unicorns and dragons Right All in one little tiny river town.

Speaker 2 3:02

Yeah Well, we have a whole bunch of high schools in our Rivertown but New Braunfels- so it's called New. Braunfels and New Braunfels, so we have two independent school districts.

Speaker 3 3:12

Yeah, it's the new New Braunfels.

Speaker 2 3:14

It is Kind of like all our HEBs we have the new HEB, they have the old HEB, the new, new HEB and now the new, new, new H-B. That was the original O-G.

Speaker 3 3:23

I don't even go to those other ones. No.

Speaker 2 3:26

I just go to the one. I feel like we're cheating on our O-G. Yeah, yeah, so now we have two actual high schools that are New Braunfels High School not just Canyon and Canyon Lake and Smithson Valley, because those are all in Comal County. So we have I don't even know.

Speaker 3 3:38

Don't start confusing people how many high schools we have.

Speaker 1 3:40

There's too many damn people here. We're full. Don't move here. Don't tell your friends.

Speaker 3 3:44

Right. I'm happy about this season, though we had a couple little cold front. I opened my windows, I did the damn thing you did.

Speaker 2 3:50

I was just telling I don't know who I was telling that about.

Speaker 3 3:52

I had to shut up in the morning because it got hot again, but I still you know what's Texas, well welcome.

Speaker 2 3:57

You don't like it, thank God. So that was last summer.

Speaker 3 4:05

Solid ass investment Shut up. It's my first fall. It's been that first Really Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 4:08

Oh, my goodness, I'll be living out there.

Speaker 3 4:11

This is going to be so fun. I need to put a couch on that porch as much as my husband sleeps out there.

Speaker 2 4:15

You know, I have been asking to decorate, you know.

Speaker 3 4:19

How dare you? Well, let me just check the schedule, because it's real fucking serious.

Speaker 2 4:23

So we decided have we even told everybody about our little beach trip that we went on? Did we even talk about that?

Speaker 3 4:28

I've been occupied for a little minute, you have.

Speaker 2 4:31

Okay, so me and Kel and Nikki another friend of ours took a beach trip Finally. Finally, because we do that at least once a summer. Annual girls trip, annual girls trip, right, and we took Nikki with us and it was her first trip down there and, of course, this woman is a baby maker. She's a gem. I mean, the woman has not had a child, not on her boob, for 487 years.

Speaker 3 5:04

She calculated how many gallons she thought she had made. This was after the first five and still smiling all the while. I don't get it. She's got some magic I don't know about Seriously, so we take her down, though this is her first trip. This is her first trip, she comes a day late After seven kids Because she got arranged babysitters and all this.

Speaker 3 5:22

And then I wake up early in the morning and she's gone. I text that girl. I'm like did you leave already? You couldn't take it like just for 12 hours. And she said you have to wait.

Speaker 2 5:31

You gotta go, but you could. Okay, you already skipped the chapter 12 go ahead.

Speaker 3 5:34

I'm sorry, I'll wait my turn so she could kellen.

Speaker 2 5:37

I drive down there first the day before she comes down the next morning because she's now going to stop breastfeeding. This grown man called turfers got a full-on grill. He could talk yes, he could climb he can do it.

Speaker 2 5:52

He can order his own thing on the ubers. He got it, or whatever, oh yeah he's got it on, he's got a damn flip phone and all so, but this is cold turkey, cold turkey. Just gonna leave him with the dad. Balin comes down Thursday morning. So we have a great day, we go to the beach, we have a good time, and her boobs are literally about to explode.

Speaker 3 6:14

Engorged is the word. It was real serious, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 6:18

So she orders a breast pump to be delivered from Amazon, orders a breast pump to be delivered to the beach house, and she's like I don't know, Is this going to be weird? And I was like it's me you're talking to first of all. But yeah, I can't say that I've ever had a breast pump ever delivered anywhere in all of friends, family, you name it whatever Never, but first time for everything.

Speaker 3 6:45

You know, when you really need something from Amazon, though, amazon though it's not gonna be there when it says it won't be there.

Speaker 2 6:48

So fast forward to what kel's talking about on the verge of bursting. We wake up in the morning and she's gone and she's like she. I'm like she fucking left. Kel and I are in. I call it the girls room because they I have um double beds in there. Put her in the room.

Speaker 3 7:03

She showed up late, yeah late. So she was in the boys' room by herself. But I look around, her shit is still there, but she's clearly gone. I'm like, did you leave already? She sends me a video of the sunrise it's coming up and I'm like I think she left. Yeah, she's like no, I'm on my way to Walmart and Flower Bluff, about to give me some cabbage and a breast pump, and she came back with tacos.

Speaker 2 7:25

She did and she was dying. Like she literally comes walking in, goes in the kitchen with her $3 breast pump or whatever the hell it was.

Speaker 3 7:34

Manual. Yeah, can't advise that. I've not ever had to witness that, but it was painful to watch.

Speaker 2 7:38

Takes cabbage leaves off, peels the cabbage off, literally takes them. So now she looks like she's got mermaid shells.

Speaker 3 7:47

She is a vegan snack. You were like girl the vegan's going to be eating you up.

Speaker 2 7:54

It was hilarious.

Speaker 3 7:54

We have photo documentation of all of this we do, we have photos of this.

Speaker 2 7:57

And then we went. Also, we took the goat. We did take.

Speaker 3 8:01

Steiner.

Speaker 2 8:01

Everybody knows Steiner. We took Steiner down for her first beach trip.

Speaker 3 8:04

We, we did take Steiner. Everybody knows Steiner. We took Steiner down for her first beach trip.

Speaker 1 8:07

We said no kids and clearly we brought the baby goat, the kid, so literally the kid, literally the kid.

Speaker 3 8:10

And then of course people come up like, oh hey, can I see your goat? Is that your goat? And it has an outfit and a diaper and it's fucking all the things.

Speaker 2 8:18

Her life jacket. We took her life jacket when she went swimming in the, the ocean she loved, come to get away from people, yeah you know that's never gonna happen.

Speaker 1 8:24

Just bring.

Speaker 3 8:26

What I mean? Can I pet it? Can I see it? Can I take a picture? I see you guys start charging for this. This is bullshit like I'm not the nice friend. I want to be away from people I'm a little irritated that they just keep coming up. But they want to see all the shit. I'm used to it because you know my fucker goes to like heb with us.

Speaker 2 8:41

Well, but these people are like she has a goat.

Speaker 3 8:44

So we did. I don't want to skip any fun parts of the story, but You're missing like the big fun part.

Speaker 2 8:51

I'll be doing that. So me and Kel, last year we bought this little canopy thing and I know you guys have seen it because they're all over the beach and the island it is yeah, like yeah, yeah, whatever you got to fill the bags you do you scoop the.

Speaker 2 9:06

It's about the wind. The first time we see this, we looked down and we had Fiona this was last summer and there's this older couple and y'all know I'm old as hell, so this couple was older and they've got their whole thing is all set up. It's so nice. And thing is all set up, it's so nice. And I so we go shopping and I said Kel, there's one of those things we should get one. So we do. It was on sale, stupid deal End of summer. So we bring it back and her and I try to set this up. They make it look real easy.

Speaker 3 9:35

There's like a YouTube video and everything Usually.

Speaker 2 9:39

I am.

Speaker 3 9:40

We're struggling and we have a lemur.

Speaker 2 9:42

The one that can figure shit out when it comes to mechanical and whatever.

Speaker 3 9:46

I can untangle shit, holy pickles.

Speaker 1 9:48

No, it's not, it was not happening.

Speaker 2 9:49

So then fast forward to this year, this trip we go, and Nikki, who has 900 children, she is like oh, I set these things up all the time and you got to stretch it here and you got to fill this here, but we don't have a shovel.

Speaker 1 10:12

Stretch it here and you got to feel this here, but we don't have a shovel, so about 15 feet 20 feet is um scotty, scotty, scotty doesn't know that fiona and me do it in my van every sunday.

Speaker 2 10:18

What'd she call?

Speaker 3 10:19

we see, we see, uh, we see some scotty with the body. 20 year old. And then we see a single man sitting all by himself just taking the ocean, and she's like we see some rambunctious 20-year-olds. They're fucking around with a shovel. And then we see a single man sitting all by himself just taking in the ocean, and she's like you know what I got?

Speaker 2 10:29

this. Yeah, so she does. So me and Kel are on all fours digging like a gopher and trying to find me a groundhog, and so I'm digging, digging, digging. We can do it, it's fine, we don't need a shovel. We're filling these bags and all of a sudden she comes walking over, which turned into Scotty with the body Because he's got a shovel in the back of his truck. Yeah, he does, and so he fills our bags up. And we're trying really hard. We finally get this canopy set up and it's Wendy's. All get out and it this canopy set up and it's windy as all get out, and it takes us a long minute and he says how long are you?

Speaker 3 11:08

guys gonna be here like I don't, you don't there's no.

Speaker 2 11:09

No, we have no idea. We're just flying by the seat of our alcohol level and we don't have pants.

Speaker 3 11:13

What's in our cooler?

Speaker 2 11:14

there is no pants if we run out enough drinks, we don't know, so that it all depends because there's but they don't have travel bars.

Speaker 3 11:21

They don't have anybody can bring. It's not like I'm from the FBI, I need to. You have a shovel in your vehicle. There was like a murder, that's what she told them. Yeah, she got them over there regardless. We used the shovel.

Speaker 1 11:33

Then we're like we're going to be here for a little bit.

Speaker 2 11:37

This motherfucker leaves after helping us, loads his stuff, drives all the way into the bluff where he apparently lives, comes back, brings a PVC pipe, a drill, auger thing.

Speaker 3 11:48

An auger.

Speaker 2 11:49

Augers, the sand Sticks the PVC pipe in, brings us the biggest beach umbrella.

Speaker 1 11:54

And never hit on anybody.

Speaker 2 11:56

He was just so golden, she picked the right one, I know so good, and so yeah. So then Scotty comes over, we hang out, we have a good old time. We talk about the daughter's birthday party he invited to the wife and was like I met these girls and whatever, and blah, blah, blah and it was good. Then he tells us about the mysterious child, becky.

Speaker 3 12:19

We're going off on this. So he said we got a mysterious message on Facebook from a lady that was like do you remember me?

Speaker 1 12:25

And he's like no, did my friend set you up to this.

Speaker 3 12:27

And she said hindsight, I should not have said that, but she said.

Speaker 2 12:30

So he calls his wife in there and goes hey, I got this weird message on Facebook and all three of us just stop everything we're doing and we all look and then we go wait what you got?

Speaker 3 12:42

a message from a woman that said, she has your child and he's 22 years old and he sends a picture. Can we all take a moment of? Silence for a second and just think about For Scotty and his poor child, for Scotty, no, they sent a picture of the kid and the wife looked at that kid and said you don't need a fucking DNA test.

Speaker 2 13:00

The wife says, yeah, that's clearly your goddamn child, that is your child. And he shows us a picture and we're like, yep.

Speaker 3 13:06

Scotty had a big old body like I mean like a fucking mattress. Scotty looked like Dolce, he was harmless. Thank, God. But no, that was good. And then he invited us out to karaoke. We almost went, but it was on the wrong side of the bridge, yeah. And then Nikki decided it was going to be prom night. She don't get out much. Nope, she was insistent and she was like I'm hosting an event and if you guys are hope you're welcome to attend. And we did the whole backup.

Speaker 2 13:32

Go Backup. Okay, we leave, we go back to the house, we get out of our swimmies, we give Steiner a bath, we decide we're going to go out.

Speaker 3 13:44

We're going to go, we're going into town Against our better judgment. We're like we could probably just drink on the porch. Nick's like I don't get out much. I got that nurse in bed, so we go to dinner.

Speaker 2 13:53

We go to dinner. We change to go to dinner. Then the morning comes up and our plan was we're going to have mimosas, we're going to go to brunch, brunch and shopping, and then we're going to go shopping. And so we kind of get us a little schedule and a calendar, because Nick didn't come with us because she was too busy milking and stuff Whatever. So Kel and I wake up Nikki's up with the fucking pelicans in the morning, because she's used to having a baby wake her up.

Speaker 3 14:23

Yeah, so she's all about me and Kel go down there all day. But your definition and her definition are not the same.

Speaker 2 14:31

She comes walking into where our room is, oh yeah, and she's got on linen pants, yep Wedge shoes. It was like a crochet thing, this crochet.

Speaker 3 14:43

Knickerchief.

Speaker 2 14:44

Yeah, knicker, we called it a knickerchief because her name's Nikki, so she had the perfect. She looked like we were about to board Southwest Airlines.

Speaker 3 14:54

Or she could sell you a house.

Speaker 2 14:55

I mean whatever she could take you to a church afterwards. She probably already went to church.

Speaker 1 15:00

That was the kind of brunch she stopped, but she was already up.

Speaker 2 15:02

I was. We both just stopped and I mean when are you going? We look like homeless. We look like we are supposed to work on the side of Leopard Street in the bluff. Listen and we both stopped. We're like what are you doing? What? What is happening?

Speaker 3 15:21

What this? And she was like well, I mean change, you said she had on red lipstick. Oh yeah, we was like chapstick tank top and you know, maybe because I'm clearly serious about my skincare.

Speaker 2 15:27

Oh, that's a whole I have 14 layers of sunblock on, so I look like a. Is it a meme? A mime meme? These guys called me these. That guy, oh yes that one.

Speaker 3 15:38

You know you meant the other one, this guy, yeah, yeah, that works in vegas on the strip that guy yeah and I'm not.

Speaker 2 15:45

It's not intentional, all right, so then. So she's like prom night. Well, no, we dress steiner.

Speaker 3 15:51

Oh god, steiner comes out in her overalls she's like dress the goat if you're already ready and she's got on her neckerchief, I mean she's got a red one on, she's got her little red bow tie on.

Speaker 2 16:00

It sounds easy, though putting clothes on animals.

Speaker 3 16:03

She's like, just put her fucking outfit on.

Speaker 2 16:04

I laid it on the bed for you.

Speaker 3 16:06

I know, but shit, it's a real deal.

Speaker 2 16:10

Nikki goes back into her room and she comes back out and she's got on overall. Now her and Steiner look like twins, matching outfits, matching twins, matching outfits, matching outfits, like, of course, she would do with her two toddlers uh, yeah, like she's about to take her to olin mills I just threw this on jc pennies and go take them for a photo shoot.

Speaker 3 16:27

No, we take him out. She makes the whole video. Yeah, head butts are in the head. They're matching outfits all little kids are like oh, is that your go because, um, y'all are matching and I'm like, oh, that's weird, so it has to go with us everywhere. Then we go to prom night.

Speaker 2 16:41

That's when she decides about prom. She was like I don't know if y'all know, but tonight is prom night.

Speaker 3 16:46

We're fucking going, yeah, so clearly we're obligated at this point we can't let her go by herself. And of course we can't let her be sad. It's like pet friendly and she was like I never fucking asked for permission. We get like, get in the Tesla.

Speaker 2 17:00

No, before that we went shopping for her prom dress. Oh yeah, we went to all the shops. We went to this. So, y'all, if you are in Port Aransas, there is a new bar. It's a three story bar, Sip yard. It is called the sip yard and we loved it. Oh my gosh, it is the coolest environment. If you guys are there, I'm giving them a shout out it's called the Sipyard. It's new. You go in. It's three stories. They've got stage down below, stage up top. In fact, Isaac and them just played. They've got great. A bunch of our buddies in the music business are plan down there, we're going to have to go back now.

Speaker 2 17:37

Yeah, the environment is so freaking cool. They love Steiner. But what was really cool is in the back part of it it's got the food trailer, a food truck vibe, right yeah.

Speaker 1 17:47

But it wasn't actually food trucks.

Speaker 2 17:49

It was yes, they were inset into this building.

Speaker 3 17:53

You could get tacos or donuts or fucking Cajun food.

Speaker 2 17:55

They had these cheese sticks that look like the biggest schlong you've ever seen. I mean literally.

Speaker 3 18:01

It was serious.

Speaker 2 18:02

I don't know how many cheese sticks it takes to put. I mean, that's, that's a lot of cheese, you wouldn't shit for a freaking month. We don't got to take it there, but we had a lot of good options.

Speaker 3 18:12

I'm just saying Okay, let's get back to the Uber, lactose intolerant Tesla.

Speaker 2 18:17

So we go dress shopping. Yes, we find the outfits.

Speaker 3 18:20

Nikki gets fried oysters at the deal and she says well, clearly, I'm not going to fit in my fucking prom dress.

Speaker 1 18:27

What's wrong, Nikki? I'm just really freaking stressed out. I'm really just all out of sorts because the pressure is really on. Prom is in like six hours. My first dress fell through the second one that I just tried on, definitely looks like I'm trying to sell milk, milk. We have the goats to the goat, the milkmaid, we do match we have a situation.

Speaker 2 18:56

Prom is in six hours. How are they gonna?

Speaker 1 18:58

come in. How are they even going to look for me?

Speaker 3 19:01

I can't Tonight like she's keeping the vibe going the whole time.

Speaker 1 19:05

She's real serious.

Speaker 3 19:05

I lost my shit and now we're fucking obligated and I got like cut off some tank top, like I'll find fucking something. Clearly, we order the Uber, we get in and the guy's like not really, we're like oh, like, okay, ivan was very military, yes.

Speaker 1 19:31

And he's like well, I'm just you could tell he worked out here in the military yes, he's navy, yep he was the guy that nicky said do you do?

Speaker 2 19:39

and he's like air traffic control.

Speaker 3 19:41

That one Nikki's response is. I heard there's a real high suicide rate in that and she leans right over into his face.

Speaker 2 19:48

So we have the goat. I'm like. Me and Kel are sitting in the back with our cocktail with the goat, I'm pretty alright, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 19:56

Well, way to make it weird, nick, he didn't even like no, he didn't give no fucks well, he didn't even move his head, just his eyeballs kind of look pretty all right then we go to the bar, we take the goat. Clearly we don't ask permission again, but instantly they're like oh, let's take a picture with the goat, the bartender, the fucking owner that was treasure prom night island, treasure island.

Speaker 2 20:17

So this was how, prom night in nikki's mind, she was like look, this is where I go Every time I'm down here. I haven't been down here in a thousand years. We have to go there. I'm inviting y'all, yes, and homegirl is inviting us. We can't turn her down.

Speaker 3 20:32

She's staying with us.

Speaker 1 20:35

She's literally here for us, so kind of obligated yes, yep here for us so kind of obligated.

Speaker 2 20:38

Yes, yep, yep, yep. So that's how that all started. So we walk in and um Insta celebrity. Oh my.

Speaker 3 20:45

God, you have a goat.

Speaker 2 20:46

They were so sweet and they took pictures and they posted Steiner on their Facebook page and it was good. Guest of the month it was. It was really good and it was great and the band was a lot, A lot of fun Back.

Speaker 3 20:56

Pew Revival, giving them a shout out Look at you.

Speaker 1 20:59

You know why, sir, I appreciate you, I know why Don't make it weird?

Speaker 3 21:03

It's not weird.

Speaker 2 21:04

Thank you, it's fine, it's a happily married man.

Speaker 3 21:06

Everybody's, yeah, everything's fine, but listen when you need a hero. They don't all wear capes. Sometimes they play guitar.

Speaker 2 21:15

Yeah, or or whatever.

Speaker 3 21:16

So all night the goat. Everyone's taking pictures with the goat doing the damn thing.

Speaker 2 21:21

Yep, and Steiner was so good, and then they just didn't really realize how good a goat can be that's wearing overalls at a concert at a bar.

Speaker 3 21:30

Well, listen, it's not every day, you see that.

Speaker 2 21:32

She was. She was very good.

Speaker 3 21:35

Okay, we didn't get lost.

Speaker 2 21:36

It was a damn good weekend that everybody should understand. We knew exactly where we were.

Speaker 3 21:39

Yes, and the lactating on the boat. So we had to make a new rule that there's no lactating women allowed on the boat anymore.

Speaker 1 21:48

It was fine that time.

Speaker 3 21:48

But then you have to make a rule, because milkage and leakage, and it was a whole deal. Well, yeah, she spilled it.

Speaker 2 21:54

And then she said Me and Steiner were sitting on the floor and the milk was like. She told her baby son it wasn't waves that was hitting us in the face. It was Nikki's freaking breast milk, because she had her handheld pump. It was a fluctuation, y'all. It wasn't even a situation I don't. I just told y'all I'm lactose intolerant. I do remember, For one. She said and Steiner is not on the boob.

Speaker 3 22:13

She said I've milked a lot of goats in my life, but I've never had one milk me, yeah, and that breast pump was not working so good and she wanted me to. She's like you know what I'm about this close to saying hand me that goat, yeah.

Speaker 2 22:27

Steiner's about to take one for the team we didn't catch, no, goddamn fish, but we had, we did too.

Speaker 3 22:32

Okay, I want to catch like a big fish.

Speaker 2 22:35

Just because you got your second fishing license in your entire life.

Speaker 3 22:40

Next time I'm doing it on the bootleg I'm not going to get no goddamn license. I bet you I'm going to catch a big old fish.

Speaker 2 22:44

We're going to drag you behind the boat in the inner tube and go look, we just rescued her. We don't know if she's got her license. We don't know if she's got her green card.

Speaker 3 22:50

I don't even know her.

Speaker 2 22:54

We don't know if she's got anything she.

Speaker 3 22:55

Stop touching things. Rowan, Sit on your hands. Jesus, take the wheel. Okay so we completed the beach trip, and now what's coming up now?

Speaker 2 23:03

I don't know. You just went through the beach trip and I'm exhausted.

Speaker 3 23:06

Well, it was a good time, we could do it again. Fall version Fall version.

Speaker 2 23:11

Do I have to put it on the calendar? I'm announcing it now.

Speaker 3 23:13

I'll check my schedule. Yeah, exactly, exactly. We gotta have like quarterly episodes. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there's more violations at that HOA. I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 23:23

Oh, we did so, me and Steiner. I do have to talk about that for one second because we have not really elaborated which we need to do some more. We elaborate plenty we need to do some more HOA violation elaboration, video collaboration. I'm about to rap a song I don't know.

Speaker 3 23:47

I see what you did there.

Speaker 2 23:48

So we pulled through the canals, y'all, and there's this beautiful house on the canal. It's, literally, it's a couple years old Was that Travis's house? Remember when What's-His-Face Harold told us that, yeah, it's literally, it's a couple years?

Speaker 1 24:03

old.

Speaker 2 24:03

Was that Travis's house? Remember when What's-His-Face Harold told us that yeah, so, anyways, the house next door. It's an older home, but it's still a beautiful home.

Speaker 3 24:10

It's got this nice fountain that comes down. It's so big it's got a pool on the water. Clearly there's no rules on colors or things like that, because when you drive through you can't help but see Kentucky fucking fried chicken over there.

Speaker 1 24:26

It has a farm fence.

Speaker 3 24:27

It is red, it's all red. They got the discount payment. They just went like I got the biggest house on this lot. I'm doing the fence, the dock, the roof, all of it right. All they needed was the chicken. I'm sensitive, I can't be looking at that.

Speaker 2 24:40

It hurts my eyes, the big aluminum chicken.

Speaker 3 24:42

It's so bad. And a KFC on the top of the roof. We're going to roll up on the boat and go write them a citation.

Speaker 2 24:47

And it's next to this amazingly beautiful home.

Speaker 3 24:53

If we don't have the pictures, they can't even appreciate it. Oh, I have a vid. I took it yeah.

Speaker 2 24:58

I need to tell y'all that was a violation. And I'm sitting up on top of the of the balcony or the whatever where our seats are, and I, kel and Nikki are sitting down below and I tap her head and, yeah, she's pumping her boobs, kel's trying to figure out how to navigate the music and what have you. And I turn around and I tap her head and I go we have a violation. And she, she goes, literally her head just does a 360, like Beetlejuice and just spins.

Speaker 2 25:24

It was so bad. It was so bad. So that, in a nutshell, is our beach trip. It was a good time, I had a good time, we had a blast.

Speaker 3 25:31

We do it again, we do.

Speaker 2 25:33

We need to do it again, but somebody is going. We have to pull her by her little.

Speaker 3 25:38

I got a big old car.

Speaker 2 25:39

Now I got plenty of room, you can watch your own show and all that it was really good because she drove for the first time ever and you know how much work I got done.

Speaker 3 25:46

She said this is so convenient. You want to just?

Speaker 2 25:48

drive for me.

Speaker 3 25:49

Yeah, she's got this fancy ass, bougie car now and you can get a massage and I can work with Nick at the same time. You can watch the football game over there, yeah, listen.

Speaker 2 25:58

Seriously, we need to get our penguin suit. It's called no Days Off, Remember how we said we needed a penguin. I think we just found her. I'm not your penguin, you know. You like to dress up. I do like to dress up you know you like to dress up.

Speaker 3 26:10

Speaking of dressing up, we got Wurstfest coming up, oh wait.

Speaker 2 26:16

Oh stop, You're so all over the place. I think you hit the wrong thing this morning.

Speaker 3 26:22

Dang it.

Speaker 2 26:22

It was too much coffee, the poof. I like the coffee, okay, y'all so, and this is some of the stuff I haven't told you that we've been working on. So we did like a little vid to kind of tell everybody that we've been doing a little change up and we have our new launch is happening September 1st, september 19th. So this is the launch. Welcome to our launch, everyone. Today is the day, hi, hi, yeah, here we are. Yeah, I'm going to do it again. We don't even have a calendar on the wall. We don't know what day it is. We don't know.

Speaker 3 27:02

Oh Lord, where's our fuck it calendar? We're going to get our life together? No, we're not. Oh.

Speaker 2 27:07

Lord, where's our fuck it calendar? We're going to get our life together. No, we're not. Don't lie. People are watching this shit. Why would we even say that? We cannot lie on the porch, we cannot lie in the she shed? We are never going to get our life together Purposely vague the other day.

Speaker 2 27:17

Stop. Let me talk about how the other day Nick got in my car I had out I can't believe it wasn't even upside down, yep. Then the next day we talk about how we're trying to get our life together. The next day, nick shows up. She's got her little leggings on inside out and I was like, hey, I think they look better inside out because everybody likes a nice scene.

Speaker 3 27:36

You're so supportive. Your butt looks good like that it's so good.

Speaker 2 27:41

Yeah, rock that scene. Girl, let it go. Don't you go in there and switch it, because then I'm going to make fun of you, yeah, so no, we are not getting our life together, first and foremost.

Speaker 3 27:51

Now that we got that out of the way, I'm supposed to be the one that has my life together.

Speaker 2 27:55

Oh, listen, it's okay. It's okay to have that day, yeah.

Speaker 3 27:59

And when you're hanging around with me.

Speaker 2 28:01

I can't believe you don't have them a lot more often than you do we have to take turns.

Speaker 3 28:05

Breaking down, that's what I say. We can't be broken down on the same day. It's like hey, get your shit together, I'm good today.

Speaker 2 28:10

Tomorrow. Do we have to put that on the calendar?

Speaker 1 28:11

when we're going to have our breakdown, I mean alternating or We've got shifts Stick to your assigned shifts.

Speaker 3 28:17

Oh my God.

Speaker 2 28:20

There's too many shifts. I mean, I think it's a thing, it's got to be a thing, but okay, so what we're doing, we've got our new websites coming clearly on the launch or whenever that is, and it'll be on the calendar and mark your calendars. September 19th Today's the day we have merch coming, y'all.

Speaker 2 28:41

We have epic freaking merch coming, and there will be a place on our website where you can buy it. You can do pre-orders. Epic freaking march coming, and there will be a place on our website where you can buy it. You can do pre-orders. Um, really, really cool stuff. There's going to be some one of one of a kinds.

Speaker 3 28:53

There's going to be um but don't wear it if you don't want people walking up to you and saying they like your shirt because you want to draw attention.

Speaker 1 29:00

That's the way to do it that's some good stuff I want to wear a funny shirt but really it's for me.

Speaker 3 29:03

But I do appreciate the ones that read it and they're like oh my god, I love your shirt. Gonna take a picture, yes, and you can follow these bitches. Go crazy, you can get a shirt too.

Speaker 2 29:10

Yeah, it's gonna be some good stuff. So, um, we have that coming up and then we have um, we're doing, our very first live podcast is on. Let me make sure I get this right on october, yes, october, the 12th um, that is going to be an extra podcast that is added to our regular calendar, our regularly scheduled program, because it is now officially regular. There will be no more breaks unless we hit a bump in the road and, yes, it does happen. But we are really going to try to get our lives together. I was going to say shit, I wasn't going to say life, so I was going to start in little tiny increments.

Speaker 2 29:51

We're going to start with shit first, okay, let's just get our shit together first, then we'll talk about our lives later. Yeah, so one day at a time, but super excited about our live podcast. So this is going to be. It is at mountain breeze on River Road. It's a beautiful event. Veteran for the veterans. It's called Uno Rios, and we will have the guys that are putting on Uno Rios are going to come on the podcast and talk to it prior to and then we're also going to do a live podcast and interview everybody that's there. So that's going to be super fun. October the 12th, you guys come out, support a good cause. It's going to be a lot of fun. So, october the 12th, you guys come out, support a good cause.

Speaker 3 30:26

It's going to be a lot of fun. So we do have that coming up Mountain Breeze on the river. Oh yeah, it's right down from our place.

Speaker 2 30:29

Gypsy River Resort. So it is Mountain Breeze on River Road and then we have coming up, we've got Wurst Fest. People come from all over the world to experience Wurst Fest. It's the worst. It is the worst, but it is 10 days to the sausage. It is a 10 day salute to the sausage and it's w?

Speaker 3 30:54

u r s t. We don't have very many people.

Speaker 2 30:56

I did not put this in my gypsy nary.

Speaker 3 30:58

Somebody else did it's german look, it is german but we're gonna go, we're gonna dress up, eat the sausage.

Speaker 2 31:04

Well, so here, drink the is that I want to tell everyone, because we are already talking about how kel likes to dress up. Kel does like to dress up I like to dress spirit. Well, I like to dress kel up. You're fine and you don't ever. And I'm gonna wear it, you do you do.

Speaker 2 31:18

Sometimes you rock those jammies sometimes you, you did, and it was good, it was good. Sometimes you balk, but I just kick you out the door and go wear it. You're going to look good, trust me, I promise. Just wear it. Yes, wear it. Okay. But now Kel gets her little. They're called drundles. Did I say that right? Durndle, durndle, I call them drundles. It's a little German girl dress, lederhosen, berndels.

Speaker 3 31:47

People be dressing with crazy like chicken hats.

Speaker 2 31:49

Oh yeah, the crazy hats. They had some really good ones last year.

Speaker 3 31:52

It's a good time.

Speaker 2 31:53

Yeah.

Speaker 3 31:54

So we're going to go and We'll pick a day. We're going to have to go and share that with you all.

Speaker 2 31:59

We're going to take the podcast to Wurstfest. Bit of of what new bronfels, our little germantown, turns into a 10-day salute to sausage. Great vendors, great music, great, amazing food. I mean food, I'm just here, it's for the food, it's for the food, yeah, um, we've got football games coming up, it's football season and funny, oddly enough, kelly and I were at the house the other day and I said, man, I cannot wait for football season, it is right around the corner. And Kelly says, said Kel, kel, never.

Speaker 3 32:35

Never. I literally just got my husband a koozie that says honey, any last words before football season starts.

Speaker 2 32:40

Mine says I don't get no damn it's hanging on the cabinet in my living room it says we interrupt this marriage for football season. So listen, I'm the only female in the entire house. So yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, okay, well, yeah.

Speaker 3 32:56

I mean it's got a lot of spirit.

Speaker 2 32:57

We do.

Speaker 3 32:58

I could wear my favorite jersey to work, if I want, on Fridays, but I don't have one, so Well, you know who does. All right, so maybe I'll borrow it. I hate to miss a dress up.

Speaker 2 33:10

Do we need rambling gypsy jerseys?

Speaker 3 33:13

So, we talked about doing thugby jerseys with Brooks on the show, because I think that's a good thing, it's a good time. Well, gage has got the person.

Speaker 2 33:20

His jerseys are freaking epic, let's do it.

Speaker 3 33:23

Okay, listen, we're going to have a whole new wardrobe.

Speaker 2 33:27

We have our merch Y'all. We've been working on it for the last week. It is so stinking cute. We've got custom, one-of-a-kind jackets that are coming. Oh shit, We've got. Do I tell them or do I keep it? Do we Let it be a surprise?

Speaker 3 33:40

Do we let it be a surprise, have you?

Speaker 2 33:42

worn the. The girls in the in the. The girls are in the she shed. Do I, do we, what do we do? Y'all, what do?

Speaker 3 33:48

we do stay in there. Do we tell them?

Speaker 2 33:50

you make it sound like a sweatshop well, the jackets are cool, but I mean jackets so broad. We've got some really cool t-shirts. We have, we have hoodies, we have sweatshirts, but they're not your they're not your closet.

Speaker 3 34:08

You've got a lot of me. Save that shit for somebody who just met you. No, that's sorry that was rude. You're being mean. I'm not the nice friend. I never claimed to be a nice girl. That's not why I'm here. I got people for that. I don't like you right now. Listen, you want me to go kick somebody in the shins? I'm the girl. But you want me to go kick somebody in the shins? I'm the girl. But you want me to go make all that nice? Probably I'm not the one.

Speaker 2 34:29

There's probably a donkey out there that you can go argue with.

Speaker 3 34:31

We have different gifts A camel or a zebra. She's a delight, First of all.

Speaker 2 34:36

I'm a delight Like a godforsaken box of fucking raisin bran, extra raisins.

Speaker 3 34:41

Probably nuts in there too.

Speaker 2 34:43

I don't put nuts in razor bland. Razor bland, that's just you. That's just you. You would be the nut in a box of razor bland. You're just making shit up.

Speaker 3 34:51

Now.

Speaker 2 34:51

Imagine my surprise it's conjifcenary which speaking of worse fat, what is happening to me today? Look what you've done. This is all your fault.

Speaker 3 34:59

Well, my energy is strong.

Speaker 2 35:02

I don't know what to tell you. It's so much today, sorry. Are you excited to be?

Speaker 3 35:05

in the she-shed. Listen, this is my day off. I love it here.

Speaker 2 35:07

I know you were swinging on the swing out there. You and Leroy were having a conversation. Ain't nobody fucking with me? I'm sitting out there.

Speaker 3 35:12

I got camels and dogs and things and music and sunshine. I'm having a great day.

Speaker 2 35:17

I know You're so excited I'll be. No, if you do, she means she's in trouble, something. Somebody's in trouble? Yeah, me or someone else. So you want to talk about the word of the day? Yeah, it's asshat.

Speaker 3 35:31

Why you directed at me like that. I'm not the asshat you just want to talk about.

Speaker 2 35:37

Well, hold up, let me see how much more time we have.

Speaker 1 35:39

Are you in a?

Speaker 3 35:39

meeting.

Speaker 2 35:41

Before we have to put I'm asshat.

Speaker 1 35:44

No, you're not an asshat.

Speaker 2 35:45

Let me give you a full description. Tell us yes, I'm looking at my dry erase board so I properly say it. Carry on. And I'm the one that wrote the definition what one calls a person who is a complete prick and doesn't need to wear a dunce hat as proof that you are a complete asshole, like it's real obvious, an asshat. You don't even need the hat. Nope, you don't need a hat, you don't need a saying.

Speaker 3 36:08

You don't need nothing. Get this ass hat over here. Exactly, you don't need the hat Right. Yeah, there's no shortage.

Speaker 2 36:14

You're going to see a lot of those at Wurstfest, because they've had too many pictures of beers.

Speaker 3 36:24

Oh yeah, and you're now, you're. Yeah, I think that ain't what's it. Say Chicken dance and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 36:35

We need to do the chicken dance.

Speaker 3 36:36

Clearly Not right now, not today.

Speaker 2 36:38

No, I mean, but we can. I mean it's a good time.

Speaker 3 36:41

Let's save that. Let's save that. Gotta, leave a little to the imagination. Let's save that when we're actually at worst, fest with all the ass hats. That's the time to do it.

Speaker 2 36:48

That's the time to do it yeah well, that sounds like great time so we have we have a lot of things on the calendar we're gonna be cooling off.

Speaker 3 36:54

We're gonna be getting some cold fronts. We gotta tell ourselves that you can't believe it's gonna be get better. We have to just keep praying.

Speaker 2 37:07

We have to believe in our bullshit.

Speaker 3 37:09

It's always the worst right before it gets better, is it? I live by that. Yeah, I don't know, this ain't the worst.

Speaker 2 37:16

This ain't the worst of the best and the best of the worst, the worst fest, worst In November, I don't know when it is, it's the last in.

Speaker 3 37:22

October 10 days, so it's like 28 to.

Speaker 2 37:25

I thought it was all in November. I thought it started like on the 4th or something.

Speaker 3 37:28

Sometimes Halloween is actually going through Wurst Fest. Y'all check the dates, google it Wurst Fest, that's too many costumes and too many outfits. Is there such thing?

Speaker 2 37:36

Not in Europe, no, not in your mind. Remember first through the 10th. First through the 10. I think that should be respectful of the sausage people.

Speaker 3 37:47

We got to get on that too, halloween situation, I think that the sausage fest should be have its own.

Speaker 2 37:51

Well, I think they should give Halloween its own. Why are y'all butting heads like that?

Speaker 3 37:55

I don't even work here, I don't set that calendar.

Speaker 2 37:58

Me neither.

Speaker 3 37:59

Anyway, I want to invite everybody to come out Check us out.

Speaker 2 38:01

Nick is not for hire Sausage people back off.

Speaker 3 38:04

Put that on the shirt, not for hire Nick, not for hire Nope.

Speaker 2 38:08

Okay, no, anything else we want to talk about Any more shit shows you want to rush through the worst things. You just want to rattle through. Like a little speed demon that you are.

Speaker 3 38:21

Like, did I tell you about the time? My kid stole his dirt bike last week.

Speaker 2 38:27

Oh, this is a good one.

Speaker 3 38:28

Okay, just to, just to throw a little fun and games in there. You've all heard about rowan. He's eight, he has a dirt bike.

Speaker 2 38:34

It is not wait, stop it's a funny story, I know, but I can't believe. He's okay, he, so he's the one we talk about. That used to be seven now. All of a sudden he's eight, eight, yeah, he's eight.

Speaker 3 38:46

They do that. He's little, he's in third grade, he's spicy. He came like that. I.

Speaker 2 38:50

I don't know where he gets it from.

Speaker 3 38:53

I don't either. My husband and I look at each other all the time Like, oh, horse shit. I sit right in the living room. He calls me from his watch and he's like mom and I'm like what? I walk in the living room. He's gone. I opened the garage. The garage door's open.

Speaker 2 39:20

Mom, I got my dirt bike stuck. You know that he's past the toddler stage where he can just come in and out on his own.

Speaker 3 39:26

Oh, yeah, he's allowed, don't you think you should?

Speaker 2 39:28

put a bigger bell on him.

Speaker 3 39:29

It's after dark it's 823.

Speaker 2 39:31

Maybe a tracker? I missed the call.

Speaker 3 39:32

No, I got my dirt bike stuck down by Jasper, An Eric tag. Your dirt bike doesn't work. You mean your bike or your dirt bike? No, my dirt bike, I can't push it back up. Uh what, I walk outside this little shit. The dirt bike does not work. But he has coasted it down the driveway, down the street, around the corner and now it's too heavy for him to push it back. So guess who he calls? No, he calls dad at work first, Because mom is a stickler. Clearly I'm going to be real mad. Oh shit, you better call your mom. I'm down there. I'm like okay, first of all, you didn't ask permission to leave this.

Speaker 2 40:14

I can't believe you didn't call me and nick first. First of all, I cannot believe he did not call Nick first.

Speaker 3 40:28

He should have. That is shocking.

Speaker 2 40:29

She would have gone with a lot less mail than Nick would have been like do not call a single person, you stay right where you are. It's fine. Share your location. Yeah, I will be right there.

Speaker 3 40:37

Check in, bro.

Speaker 2 40:38

Yes yes, I'm coming, nick, to the rescue. You have stolen a vehicle.

Speaker 3 40:42

We need Nick capes. We need Nick capes and you have asked. You have not asked permission.

Speaker 2 40:46

She's the only one that takes him and puts him in every apparatus that we have that has an engine in it. Yeah, that's how he knows how to drive.

Speaker 3 40:52

Yeah, because of her. He's fine. No, he's like. What if there's an emergency?

Speaker 1 40:57

and he has to know how to get back. Oh, he'll get back.

Speaker 3 40:58

He will, he will get back. He's the one you should be grounded.

Speaker 2 41:03

Yeah right.

Speaker 3 41:04

Lord, help us now. That was the highlight of my week. I felt like a super mom because I really thought my kid was sitting on the couch watching YouTube Kids. And he's cruising his and I said why did you do that? And he goes. They didn't believe me. I had a dirt bike.

Speaker 2 41:18

So he was out there just proving a point.

Speaker 3 41:20

It didn't operate. He didn't say it was running, but he coasted it all the way down. And then who's stuck pushing the dirt bike back, mom, up the hill In the driveway, all the?

Speaker 2 41:29

things. Why didn't you make him push it back? Why didn't you stand there next to him and make him push it back? Because, Because why? Look, I'm going to Dr Phil you right now. I am going to Dr Phil you, my legs don't work. For fuck's sake. Oh my god, they didn. It didn't work, but you got enough.

Speaker 3 41:45

I feel like I'm in trouble for this plan and I didn't even steal the dirt bike, I'm just like stuck with the consequences and now clearly, when it does get run in the next day.

Speaker 2 41:52

That's what I want to know. No.

Speaker 3 41:54

Hell, no, I'm strong girl.

Speaker 2 41:55

Whatever you can't tell me that your ass was not hurting the next day. Don't worry about my ass, it's a good one, it's cute.

Speaker 3 42:02

I'll be taking a stair sometimes when the elevator broken. Yeah, That'd be happening a lot. Don't make it weird. What Anyway?

Speaker 1 42:13

that's my highlight of the week.

Speaker 2 42:15

Let me see if I have one. Wouldn't call it a win.

Speaker 3 42:17

No, I do.

Speaker 2 42:18

It was a thing, Let me think Steiner, Steiner, Steiner, Steiner, Steiner, Fiona Fiona, Fiona, Fiona Fiona. Steiner had a great day yesterday. Oh, Steiner did have a great day yesterday. So on Wednesdays is Steiner's Tia and Steiner day. So Nick comes over, and because I go keep baby Drake, my little birdie, on Wednesdays and I never thought that I could love Wednesdays anymore and Wednesdays are just absolutely, oh my gosh, so amazing, and so that's that's our day. And so Nick goes in and spends the day with Steiner and works from there and and they do their thing.

Speaker 2 42:53

So yesterday I'm sending Nick pics and videos of the baby Drake yes, my birdie and Nick sends me a video back like a one upper that she was trying to be yesterday and it was beautiful outside and her and Stiney had cocktails and freak kebabs. I'm going to call that a win. I can't believe you're not pissed.

Speaker 3 43:20

I was at work. That's the only reason I wasn't there. That is right up your alley.

Speaker 2 43:25

Oh, I'm sorry, Tiffany's busy. Oh yeah, I'll be right there alley, oh, I'm sorry, tiffany's busy.

Speaker 3 43:28

Oh yeah, I'll be right there. Yeah, at the pool. Okay, don't worry, I got a suit over there, the frog pond.

Speaker 2 43:33

Y'all do. Everyone's got their own drawer there, yeah, but it is literally the cutest thing, but yeah. So they spend the whole day together. They have a great day I day. I get done with drake, come home. The girls are there. Now we're on to our second. We're powerhouse and we're working. Steiner is I don't know if it, it's not even a full moon, I already told the kids.

Speaker 2 43:56

when tia nick says that she wants to keep drake, we have to say no, because she clearly lets rowan do whatever rowan wants to do, because rowan drives every vehicle that we own Now it's just a matter of time for he's in one of the hot rods. And then Steiner literally Steiner is doing whatever the hell she wanted to do.

Speaker 3 44:18

That's what Tia's do. She was so bad.

Speaker 2 44:24

Yesterday when I got home and then I went home, she just killed Peace out like a grandparent. I went home, she jumped Kel Peace out Like a grandparent Bye, it's yours, see ya, tia's gone. Be good to your mom, yeah, fuck off. So she jumped on top of the grill. The thing, the flat top thing, the black stone, that guy, yeah, jumps on top of it. Cabritos On the lake. She shattered my little candle thing. No, ma'am.

Speaker 3 44:49

She's about to go live with her cousins. That's what you said, I told her.

Speaker 2 44:53

Here's what you're going to do Tomorrow when we go to the ranch. You're going to see how the peasants live, how the other half lives.

Speaker 3 45:03

Yeah, guess where she's at Laid up on the couch listening to country music, on her, snuggling on a pillow.

Speaker 2 45:06

A fuzzy one.

Speaker 3 45:06

Yeah, probably. Anyway, I think you know what you celebrate the tiny wins, you spoil the ones you can.

Speaker 2 45:12

She was literally.

Speaker 3 45:13

You let other people.

Speaker 2 45:14

spoil them when you can. Yeah, no, I about Ubered her straight to her Tia's house last night and that Uber will take a goat.

Speaker 3 45:21

Yeah, we have confirmed that.

Speaker 2 45:22

We haven't tried it by itself, though.

Speaker 3 45:24

Oh Well, we could put a note on the collar, send her with a Like a little voice recording. Nick probably has like a thing.

Speaker 2 45:31

You could press the button, I just had a little custom tag said that I fucked up and got fucked around and got lost. My mom's probably freaking out and my mom's probably freaking out, and it's got my number and her number on the back of it.

Speaker 3 45:43

All you gotta do is put the destination and the location and like they should be able to deliver it it has a diaper on.

Speaker 2 45:48

They find her out in the front yard. It's because I told her to go find your Tia. Hold my goat and watch this Get out, please refer to the previous podcast about holding the goat Table, dancing on the table like there was a bunch of dudes, that's what goats do. You just wanted to be a baby, but now you have a baby. Like there was a bunch of bucks sitting around there with dollar bills in their hooves. Yeah, no, I told her how many times did.

Speaker 3 46:17

I say there is not a buck here with dollar bills in their hooves.

Speaker 2 46:20

Get off the tables. We do not table dance. Don't do that.

Speaker 3 46:22

We did the word of the day we had all of them. She was being a complete fucking asshat. I'm going to be ready for the merch, by the way. I'm ready to rock some new shit. I dare you. I'm trying to get in that muffin closet every day. Nick needs to go and clean it out so I can go through them hand-me-downs. Just saying it's season changing. She said the same thing the other day. Uncle Biter versus Tim Ticker yes, we're on different levels.

Speaker 3 46:43

We will both go down. Ride or die is a whole different thing when you might actually die. But hey, I'm here for it.

Speaker 2 46:49

I think I need to spin y'all on my ladder, ankle biter and shin kicker.

Speaker 3 46:54

Y'all be at different levels, yeah that's important to have different gifts, with me on top poking the eyes, so we're going to see everybody at Wurstfest, or we're going to see everybody. No, we're going to see everybody at uno rios, october 12th, live podcast. Y'all, come out, all our locals, I'm gonna be there y'all. Yeah, you are. I think it's on the calendar. It is okay, I can't wait, I'm ready, I'm here for it bring your spirit.

Speaker 2 47:16

Hey y'all, they're gonna have pinup girls. It's a hot rod contest. You just dropped that in at the last minute.

Speaker 3 47:22

Mickey and the motorcars midnight river choir, hell yeah now I'm Now, I'm in for sure. Oh yeah, great bands, it's going to be a good time.

Speaker 2 47:30

Okay yeah, october 12th, mountain Breeze.

Speaker 3 47:35

River Road. Google it. Yeah, show up, tell your friends yes, come on out, come stay at Gypsy River, dare you Come get some merch.

Speaker 2 47:43

Yeah, stay there, we'll have our merch. We're going to have all kinds of fun stuff. Stay tuned, it's going to be a good time.

Speaker 1 47:47

I like the she shed, hey, I missed you, missed you.

Speaker 2 47:50

Even though you're a hot fucking mess today, I still love you Takes one to know one. I'm still going to let you back in my she shed Promise. No.

Speaker 3 48:00

Ooh.

Speaker 2 48:02

Hey you guys. Thanks for hanging with us. It's so good to be back. We have so much fun stuff coming. We have a lot of secrets that I was told not to tell you, and I can't keep secrets. I suck at this fucking game.

Speaker 3 48:12

It's real. You said like share, follow, or now they can what leave a message? Oh, I forgot yes.

Speaker 2 48:18

Good call, Kale. I knew I had you in the she shed for something. Volunteer services. We have this deal on our it's on our website, right, girls?

Speaker 3 48:31

So it's on our website where you guys can call and leave a message.

Speaker 2 48:32

Don't ask me how, because I don't know how to do that shit, but you can y'all can figure it out. Just leave a message. We want to hear some messages and then we have a new deal coming up soon where you guys can call in, talk to us. We have a live caller. Yes, I cannot wait for Becky to call. Oh.

Speaker 3 48:47

Becky, she's going to call.

Speaker 2 48:49

I hope she does, Because you know Scotty watches this Scotty with the body he's going to tag Becky on the Facebook.

Speaker 3 48:53

You know she's on the Facebook, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 48:55

She's like yeah.

Speaker 3 48:55

I'm Becky. Yeah, I had that kid. What's up why?

Speaker 2 49:01

you wait 22, first one.

Speaker 3 49:03

We want to hear all about it. We're not mad at you, becky, it's okay, we will entertain ourselves, but also we appreciate commentary.

Speaker 2 49:10

We have questions.

Speaker 3 49:11

We all have questions. Call in with your questions. Yeah, it's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 49:16

I love you. Love you. Thanks for hanging, thanks for coming to our she shed. You guys, we'll see you soon.