The Rambling Gypsy

Do You Mind If I Quote You?

• The Rambling Gypsy • Season 1 • Episode 15

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Join Tiffany and Kellie as they open up the Gypsonary and introduce the word of the day – guaranteed to expand your vocabulary in the most unique way possible.

No river season is complete without the 'Rock Me a River' Riverfest at Tiffany's Gypsy River Resort. She spills the details about this epic celebration of tubing and tunes as we kick off the summer in style. And to show our love for the river that means so much to us, we're organizing a river cleanup before the tourist rush begins. Let's give back to the river that brings us so much joy.

A baby sheep gets a name thanks to our listeners, and Tiffany challenges Kellie to turn river trash into a stunning trophy, testing her creativity and artistic skills.  We relive some of our favorite moments, including fork-throwing, love taps on an old bus, and of course Rosanne Rosanadana's doppelganger. Tune in, learn a new word, and join us on some river-themed adventures.

The Rambling Gypsy podcast is a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of real Texans doing real sh*t. We're pulling back the curtains on our daily lives - and you're invited to laugh and learn along with us.

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Speaker 1:

here we are, here we are. Hey kale, hey hero welcome everybody.

Speaker 2:

Welcome to the porch. This is the rambling gypsy podcast. I'm tiffany, if you haven't joined us on our porch before. This is my girlfriend, kale, kale and um, we are fortunate to be fortunate and thisinate, and this is our porch and this is what we do. We solve the world's problems. We do our best. Yeah, we're trying A for effort anyways. So we both got. We spent a little time on the porch yesterday solving problems and both of us got a little toasty. Yeah, we did. We got a little. Yeah, didn't put the sunblock in the.

Speaker 1:

We didn't in all the places we got the face.

Speaker 2:

That's important, that is very important, always wearing a hat and always always putting sunblock on, but but yes, so um, today we have some fun stuff. I want to revisit some things that we've talked about on our porch before and um, and then we kind of decided, as we've been talking about our gypsy Neri and our words, and um, yesterday was a struggle bus for me, yesterday, as you as you know, and um, so today I get a text from my therapist, as y'all look. You can judge if you want to. I don't?

Speaker 1:

she's on the speed dial?

Speaker 2:

I don't give a damn. She's right next to I don't give a damn, she's right next to I don't know, everybody's got their faves. The attorney mine happens to be the attorney and the therapist and and sometimes one is above the other and it doesn't matter which direction they go in, but I love them both. But um, today, uh, I introduced her to um gypsum area and she asked me a question and my response was fucked hard and she said do you mind if I quote you on that? And I said, oh no, I mean, I'm kind of honored that your therapist wants to use, use my word. All them words you've gotten, you need to use mine. Well, I just feel like that one is. You know how. I say deal all the time, and it's just a general word for I mean, the dog could be a fucktard.

Speaker 1:

I can be a fucktard that guy in front of you at the stoplight.

Speaker 2:

Is a fucktard, yeah, yeah. So, and I have a hat that says no, I'll blow fucktardo.

Speaker 1:

I know speaking your language.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, exactly, yeah, so, anyways, so word of the day. So, yes, so we've um, kel and I were talking and we were thinking about that we should do just um to broaden our gypsy-nary, that when we're on our porch hanging out, we're going to try to add a word of the day. And so today's word of the day is who did that, like Mr Rogers or somebody, or who did the? No, he just changed sweaters.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, reading Rainbow no.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit, that's deep.

Speaker 1:

Word of the day is Fucked hard.

Speaker 2:

Fucked hard. Use word of the day is fucked hard. Use that every chance you get.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, sprinkle it around like confetti, you know, pixie dust, yeah, uh, glitter, yeah, glitter is is good.

Speaker 2:

I think you should definitely. When you do say fucked hard, you should definitely sprinkle some glitter on it.

Speaker 2:

It's carrying a pocket it's so shiny, it's so pretty poof. That's a good one. Yeah, I totally dig it. You got it. So, anyways, there you go. Um, march will be coming soon. Yeah, to a porch, to a porch near you, yeah, yep, so we are working on some really fun stuff, but, um, anyways, let's revisit some of the things that we talked about, because last week we said, when we were hanging out on the porch, that we we brought up all kinds of different things, um, one of which is, um the the river fest that we are doing at gypsy river resort, which is the resort that um we own, and on the guad in new bromfels, guad river, um, and it is called rock me a river, and um, I think Nick texts that to me.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, it's ready for summertime, it is.

Speaker 2:

It's going to be a lot of fun. Um, here it is. Yeah, rock me a river. Um, it is at gypsy river resort. You can look us up on all the socials, what have you? Um, and it is. So. The tubing is from nine to two, music is from two to midnight. All kinds of really really good musicians. You guys have heard me mention Rio Rio's going to be there. There's a bunch of groups out of Austin, but it's one of the kids that works for me, and we have a super, super special guest and this is really, really awesome and it really makes my heart so happy because it happens to be what do you call? What is baby? So it's my nephew's son. So I I always just say, my, is that? What is that? A grand nephew, I mean?

Speaker 1:

what do you? How do you say, I mean?

Speaker 2:

great nephew. I don't know. You know he he's. So I love this child and I love his spirit and um his daddy has and you have heard me mention, mention his daddy and yeah, I'm gonna name drop tyler and I love you, tyler, and you guys have heard me tell tyler stories.

Speaker 2:

It's all true there's so many of them and they're all so good, but yeah, so Tyler was the one that we built the very first stage for. He was four years old and he literally just came out like yeah, I don't. Sometimes they come like that.

Speaker 2:

Yes, yeah, and he's just never really liked the stage presence. It was always kind of weird, weird, but always loved the music side. In fact, me and austin when, when I was in national last week, we were talking about that, because austin's the same way. Austin's never really liked being in in the limelight, being in front of everybody. But amazing voice, amazing talent, both of them. Austin loves to write, tyler loves to write. But baby chet, you can throw that kid in front of anyone and everyone and he's like he's like oh yeah, he is not a shy bone in this child's body.

Speaker 2:

Y'all got a microphone.

Speaker 2:

I'm telling you but um, so yes, you guys need to come, come check it out. The flyer is on gypsyriverresortcom um facebook. Well, it's not. It is on facebook. I don't know that it's actually on our, our actual website, but, um, we will share, we'll put it on our podcast um deal as well, rambling gypsy podcast and all the socials and so. But, yeah, you guys should come because baby chet's gonna make his debut. He's um, he called me and he was hysterical and he was like Aunt Gypsy, aunt Gypsy. He's like, oh my gosh, I'm playing for 15 minutes and he was just so, literally, it was the cutest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1:

The greatest nephew.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it was so, so cute and he was so excited. So, yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun. Come down, hang out before all the, before all the terrorists show up Before all the, yeah, the terrorists, the tourists, the, the finger biters Y'all heard us mention about them before all the cuckoo for coconuts, before they all get here. But yeah, it's going to be a good time. May 11th, Saturday, Rock Me A River Gypsy River Resort.

Speaker 1:

We'll be there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we will be there. We have that's the same day as our baby shower, so we will literally be there. So we will literally all day yeah, finish up the shower, boom, and then we'll be to the river for for a good time. So, but you guys have heard us talking about all of our let's talk about the wardrobe that's falling off of me today. I don't mind that um, all of our farm babies, because it's springtime and we talked about those and if you guys are following us and if you're not, you should. Chicken and Rooster had their baby and we did post pictures of the little guy and his little goatee and we told everybody to like and comment and they did.

Speaker 2:

And we did and we needed a name for the baby, and so we wanted to announce today on the porch cast that we have made a decision and the name for our little baby is Drum roll please. Drum roll is Rhodey.

Speaker 2:

Rhodey was given to us by by Marla Seavers, and so Marla and I grew up together, childhood, childhood friends, which is just kind of ironic and crazy, but yeah, so, um, I think Rhodey is absolutely adorable. Everybody the names were great and it was so fun and y'all um keep hanging tight to your names because I have more babies coming.

Speaker 1:

We have a plethora.

Speaker 2:

When, um, for whatever reason, we were on the road last week Nick was just on a roll. I mean, she, we have a list, dip and dot, which is so, so good. That's the twins from um squirt. She named squirts babies, dip and dot, and we'll have to show you guys pictures of dip and dot because it's so perfect. And um, but yeah, she was. Uh, harmony are my gypsy mare, that's, as do, which is the one I was talking about. That could likely happen on your birthday, when we were talking about stealing your thunder Birthday thunder, and if you were going to be sad about somebody else taking your birthday and I was like I could just get over it, just keep stealing it. Everybody have your baby on May 24th. You said it's already been stolen, so it doesn't even matter anymore. I mean, at this point, who cares? But yeah, but yeah. She named Harmony's baby Rhythm. I love that?

Speaker 1:

I think that is so good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so she was on a roll. But yeah, you guys hang on to your names, keep them coming. Yes and Marla, we will be in contact. You get to come and spend a day at the Foy Farm whenever we can coordinate it, but yeah, have our people get with your people. Our people will get with your people, whatever.

Speaker 1:

Congratulations, Marla. I know I'm so excited.

Speaker 2:

Thank you guys. And Rhodey is absolutely adorable and we will keep updated pics on the little fella and when his tail comes off and and all those things. Yeah, and his little huevos rancheros I learned so much.

Speaker 1:

You know shit.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know it's part of the game. It's part of the game. And then um. So we did talk a lot about the river. It is coming up, time is time and my um. Saturdays and Sundays are, of course. You know, both of us. We work all the time and try to have.

Speaker 2:

You have taught me that it's it time off and and is important and I am so, so grateful for that, because I never, ever, ever used to do that and sit down and relax and take a deep breath and enjoy the things that we have and that we work so hard for. But river cleanup is coming and so we did discuss that and so we did put a date together for the Gwad River cleanup and we wanted to invite everybody locals come one, come all. If it's something where anybody would like to come and stay and hang out, you're more than welcome to do that. You can hit our book now button on gypsy river resort and inquire Um, I have the best reservation specialist in the entire world and she is an absolute rockstar and she will get you taken care of, but we are going to do that.

Speaker 2:

What did we say? Um, sunday, may 19th? So, um, you're welcome to come and stay the entire weekend, but we are going to do that from 11 to 2. It's free parking, free entry, no day passes, no, nothing. You guys can come for the day or, like I said, if you guys want to stay for the weekend, we want to invite everybody out to come and help us clean up our river.

Speaker 1:

Bring your river shoes. We've got plenty of trash bags. Bring your river shoes, we got. Bring your river shoes.

Speaker 2:

Yes, we have that. We have the equipment. There will be no charge for the equipment. So um it's, we will. We will put it in one location, we will get out at our location, or we will put it in our location and get out at another, at another location. We'll coordinate all that.

Speaker 2:

We We'll coordinate all that for you. We will have everything all set up and done for you guys and then afterwards we are going to have some live music at the resort, special guests to be announced and the bar will be open. The beer will be cold. That will be the only thing that you guys will have to pay for, but other than that, everything is free. So if you guys want to come and help us clean up the Gwad and get it ready for season, we would. We would love to have you guys come out and help us. And our address 8690 river road, in between second and third crossing, gypsy river resort sounds like a lot of work, but it is always it is so fun.

Speaker 1:

It is so fun and very rewarding also to give back to your community, and I mean this place that we enjoy, you know. Just to get it is you know, the end of the year is always a lot harder than the beginning.

Speaker 2:

But just to get it in pristine right we're proud of it it's almost like an adopt a highway type deal where, where you do those kind of things and just don't mess with Texas. Well, this is don't mess with our river and come and help us get it all cleaned up and and and get it ready. So super excited to do that.

Speaker 1:

Don't mess with texas, by the way oh yeah y'all don't, don't the little one I mean he sees somebody throw a piece of trash on the ground, he's like mom, I love that somebody messed with texas. Yeah, that's disgusting. Can you believe this? Yeah, what's wrong with this guy? I'm like you know, baby, say it louder, maybe he'll hear you pick it up for him, make him look stupid, right? Yeah, so that's very cool. That's a lot of good things coming up. I know I'm excited. Music and river. I'm in.

Speaker 2:

Right, that is me yeah, that is a good time in our, in our little community, in our town. We do. I mean, obviously, you know, but, um, yeah, it's a, it's a good little music town and it is definitely. We have a lot, of, a lot of tourist attractions, but the river is one of them, and so, but yeah, so, um, we'll clean up what all the fucktards do and there you go.

Speaker 1:

Point, point tiffany, there you go there you go, there you go.

Speaker 2:

We're gonna clean up the mess and that people come and make and it's sad and it's but shit happens I guess, but yeah and we're talking about making some prizes for the person who gets the most trash. Yes, and you know me. She loves to make some prizes. I will turn trash into treasure.

Speaker 1:

Literally yeah.

Speaker 2:

So I'm sure I'll come up with something. I'll have a trophy, that'll be something that is dug out of the bottom of the river and I'll paint it with some glitter and some gold and you'll love it. And yeah, I did some for the cornhole tournament.

Speaker 1:

Those were so fun, very cool.

Speaker 2:

Literally, I did those pictures somewhere, yeah, I did some trophies for gauges um surprise birthday party and I made them out of old Snuffenhagen cans and beer bottles and I had them all stacked. And you know, there's just so many things you can do with a hot glue gun and a little spray paint.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're right. That reminds me of this trophy thing. I had a best friend growing up and she was real into beauty pageants and she had this you know collection of trophies. But what do you do with those when you're a grown-up? You?

Speaker 2:

dust them.

Speaker 1:

Her brother said, hey, so you moved out, are you going to want these trophies again? And she's like I mean I don't want them now. And so he dismantled them all and made a fantasy football trophy that, I mean, was here to the ceiling. Yeah, she was real upset about that. But I mean what do you do with those trophies? You dust them. I wouldn't miss pre-teen San Antonio in 95. Same.

Speaker 2:

We were probably in the same Well, not in 95. You still have that trophy, or?

Speaker 1:

have you dismantled it? No, harold has it Okay.

Speaker 2:

Harold better dust that trophy. Harold got a trophy room. It's right next to where he won the chicken or something. He won the brisket or something. Get a buckle, it's in his cook, it's in his cook off room. Don't stir the beans, beans, chicken, brisket. Why is there a crown next to this? Then there's the barbecue pit, then there's the pictures, and then there's me with this God awful purple dress.

Speaker 1:

Imagine you dismantled it was lavender.

Speaker 2:

Lavender is dress. Imagine it was lavender. Lavender is not good on anyone, not this girl. Oh no, no.

Speaker 1:

And if y'all um, didn't tune into my annie episode with my hair, yeah you should, if you haven't my rosanna.

Speaker 2:

Rosanna donna episode and google that.

Speaker 1:

If you don't know what it is, you don't know who.

Speaker 2:

It is the best thing it is. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. It is so good. It's the best thing. You're welcome, you're welcome. You're welcome. It is so good. It's on point. But my hair in this lavender dress looked exactly like you know what. Okay, you better find that Nick Harold. Next time you go to Harold's house, whoever gets there next we need the Miss Preteen trophy with the picture in the purple dress. If I can tell you all about the tampon story, I can definitely put up this picture of me in the lavender dress with this god-awful hair.

Speaker 2:

But it did it. You got a crown or a trophy? No, I got both. Come on now. Okay, you know I'll Miss Congeniality, you're welcome.

Speaker 1:

Clearly I mean come on, the most sparkling personality goes to.

Speaker 2:

Just like in the movie. You know when Sandra Bullock walks out to the airplane and she falls in her heels Right here.

Speaker 1:

I'm that girl.

Speaker 2:

That's a good one. I'm that girl. Yeah yeah, two steps Boom, she's down.

Speaker 1:

I think I mentioned me falling in the last step. You did. We were talking about how clumsy.

Speaker 2:

I Fine, I bounce right back up most of the time. Thank goodness I'm good tucking and rolling.

Speaker 1:

That's a good skill to have. Yeah, tuck and roll. Solid advice.

Speaker 2:

Well, let's talk about fun projects. What?

Speaker 1:

you got coming up, you know what I need to do.

Speaker 2:

So you know, I've built a bus. That sounds kind of stupid. That's like playing with Legos.

Speaker 1:

Are you bringing up the bus again?

Speaker 2:

I am the one, the one that Kel tattooed with her car.

Speaker 1:

There, it is that one, thank you. I was just like yeah, I'm going to.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to bring up the fork again. In fact, I think that's my goal in this on our porch, to explain to everybody how angry you are with a fork in your hand but, I'm sweet no, not with a fork in your hand, you're not but um, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So I have another little tiny guy and this one's um. I want to say it's an international, don't hold me to it and I should know this, and that's pathetic that I don't. But um, it's so cute and I have got um um two weeks to finish the inside of it. I turned it into a house so you can stay at it at my resort, so it's is that what y'all are doing with that thing?

Speaker 1:

it's? I keep seeing somebody working on that bus and I'm like I'm trying to get that thing fired up or no, you're gonna take the engine out I put the driver seats in the front of the truck.

Speaker 2:

Very cool.

Speaker 1:

Okay, put a little awning on it. I did see that.

Speaker 2:

So, yeah, it's so cute and I got a little red refrigerator in there and one of a kind. So my color schemes are red and turquoise on the inside. Yeah, it's kind of how I'm doing that, and then, um, the guys are going to make the headlights work, so, but yeah, so it's a, it's a, you know how I like to make and create weird, random.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you got to show some pictures of all your Hobbit house and your.

Speaker 2:

I did make one of those Strange little.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, eclectic, that's One of a kind.

Speaker 2:

We were talking about that yesterday, weren't we? Yes, so, as you are, I got called eclectic. Oh my gosh, that's a compliment. I didn't know. I didn't know if I should like you. What'd you call me? I'm about to Google that Standby. Yeah, what do I say? Hold my cologne Ambitious. Yeah, yeah, and that's what the IO us. We're making our own damn shirts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but no, literally I, yeah, I got called eclectic. I was young, I was working in Seguin at the time and of course, I started working there when I was I just turned 16. Remember, I was telling you I had to forge the birth certificate and did all kinds of things yeah, I'm putting that out there because it was a long time ago kinds of things, yeah, I'm putting that out there because it was a long time ago.

Speaker 2:

There's nothing you can do now. Admit nothing. I know it's our porch. We can tell y'all what really happened, and it was all a lie.

Speaker 1:

Making this all up. Yeah, so someone called you eclectic. Yes, even at that age.

Speaker 2:

Uh-huh, and I had no clue what they were talking about and I was like what I mean? Was I being mean? Is that rude? I know? Did I say something wrong? Was I being offensive? Was I being racist? Imagine my surprise, and y'all know how I use the term racist.

Speaker 1:

It has nothing to do with race.

Speaker 2:

It doesn't have anything to do with race. It doesn't matter if you get there first or you get there last. It doesn't matter if you're orange, green, yellow, black black, purple, pink.

Speaker 1:

Why do you like the blue instead?

Speaker 2:

of the red? What are you racist? Why do you like wheat bread instead of white bread? What are you racist? Yeah, maybe, so I prefer wheat. You can have white, I don't give a damn. Fuck tard.

Speaker 1:

Sourdough.

Speaker 2:

Rye bread. Nobody likes rye bread. If you do, you're weird.

Speaker 1:

I don't care, it's got the seeds and shit in there. I know I don't like that.

Speaker 2:

They get stuck have a floss picker yeah, nobody likes that shit in their teeth no, that's why.

Speaker 1:

And then you always gotta like you know what us? Rednecks do. What a pocket knife. That's my dad that your keys.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, clean your ears with your keys. I've seen that oh lord, no, I put toothpicks in my visor no, in the little you got the plastic part that goes up on your I was going to say window seal on the window thing and you put your toothpicks yeah, oh, like the trim in the trim. Yes, right before it gets to the carpet part Not carpet, the shit I'm trying to track. Why did I just go to Fuzzy, dice and Fringe Listen, that's a different car In the van.

Speaker 1:

There's fur on the ceiling. I know car in the van yeah, that was so.

Speaker 2:

I know I should have been. I should have been janice, and you know the name of my bus.

Speaker 1:

His name is janice the big bus joplin, you know and you said that bus fired right up, didn't you? Yes, I'm so excited. I just knocked a couple things loose when I bumped it and they're fired, like you do, just kick it in the shins.

Speaker 2:

If it doesn't work, just kick it. Try it again. Trip it or kick it in the shins and I promise, at the end of the day you're going to win. Can you believe that thing just fired right up after sitting. For I love it. That's when you know, look, I don't know if y'all know engines and things like that, and yeah, I'm the different kind of girl. But let me tell you what there's a cat, there's a Detroit 60, and there's a Cummins, but that old Detroit, it just fired right up.

Speaker 1:

Nothing runs like a Detroit. Seriously, that's awesome and it's a beautiful bus. Thank you, it's virtually unscathed from my little bumping incident.

Speaker 2:

No, it just gave it some character.

Speaker 1:

Because Virtually unscathed from my little bumping incident. No, I just gave it some character Because it needed a little more character.

Speaker 2:

It clearly didn't have enough. We need pictures of the bus because it is unlike any bus you've ever seen. Yeah, Cricket's coming to give it a touch up because it's going to Oklahoma in August.

Speaker 1:

It's taking a field trip.

Speaker 2:

It's taking a field trip. Yeah, it's taking a very long field trip and I'm super excited about that. So yeah, um, that's a big festival Oklahoma to Pampa Fest.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, man See summertime, all that good music starts Right and you know, that's how I built that bus.

Speaker 2:

So my, I wanted to do this years and years and years ago, back when my gypsy days were running around, and, um, I wanted to do, I wanted, wanted to do a bus.

Speaker 2:

I had a little trailer and then, um, I would go from rodeo to rodeo or festival to festival and sell all my like your little puppet yeah yeah yeah, that we talked about from the beginning exactly, and so, and I always wanted to do a bus and so found a bus, um, and drove it home, got it from church, drove it home, got it from church, drove it home it overheated on the side of the road. It was good times, good times.

Speaker 1:

Never have I ever driven a bus.

Speaker 2:

Well, I jumped in it and just fired it. I mean, you know me, I'll take it.

Speaker 1:

I got it, ma'am, you got to drive. No, no, I'm going to drive it?

Speaker 2:

No, I'm going to drive it. I got it, ma'am, you got to drive. No, no, I'm going to drive it. No, I'm going to drive it, don't worry. Yeah, I'll have to tell you the tractor story in just a few minutes, but yeah. So I drove it home, stopped at the gas station, got me a couple of little gallons of the distilled water that's not what I thought you were going to say, well, I did get get the brown bag.

Speaker 2:

It's not the same, kelly. You got to get the construction beer. You got to put it in the bag. You got to get in the church bus. You got to say a little yeah, hail Mary, yeah, I'm just whistling away. Today I got a cup holder no, but I put one in there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You know I did.

Speaker 1:

And you know what?

Speaker 2:

kind it was. It's the one that attaches on the window, like in the way back. You know, is it like a yeah, like for the the plastic?

Speaker 1:

one no.

Speaker 2:

Oh, the one that hooks on the. It's a little plastic deal. It's what your pop pops and your grandpappies, oh, back in the day. Yeah, okay, or they got me a turquoise one on Amazon. Of course you did, and I put it there you can get anything on Amazon.

Speaker 1:

I love Amazon.

Speaker 2:

I can't imagine my life without Amazon. Clearly you see, I have a shipping and receiving area. It's right when you walk in the front door If you don't trip over something in my entryway, we've got a problem If there's something on the porch, just bring it in. I'm sick, I've Contact with the world, or you got a porch pirate.

Speaker 1:

Somebody maybe stole your pig. I wish they would.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, at least they'd take the boxes. That would be fabulous. Just the empty boxes. If anybody ever needs boxes, I'm your girl. I am your girl, yeah. But so I do like to make and create, and do you?

Speaker 1:

I mean, I like it. I wouldn't say I could take it to the level like you do. I don't have as much magic. I'm still working on my powers. You need some glitter. I, everybody needs glitter. I get crazy with a hot glue gun. I love that shit. Well you know me and my hot glue guns mine is the extent of, like a valentine day box which I brought you a hot glue gun for you're welcome.

Speaker 2:

She calls me in a panic. Um, rowan's gotta have this box. And I was like kel, valentine's day is not like another week which I brought you a hot glue gun for. You're welcome.

Speaker 1:

She calls me in a panic, rowan's got to have this box and I was like Kel, valentine's Day is not like another week, she's like I know.

Speaker 2:

And I was like you're really planning. I mean I can, I got all this shit together, I just need the glue. I can shit. I mean, I mean you know. But like you say you, you can't call me names on our own porch. Oh sorry, we can only call Adrian names on our porch, and that's only when he invades our porch.

Speaker 1:

He can hear you.

Speaker 2:

Funny how he stays away today. Good, very good, look at him making good choices.

Speaker 1:

You scare grown men. We have established that he's like fuck y'all. Say it however you want, I ain't coming back out there Y'all. I don't know. It's kind of weird.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, this porch is not for everybody.

Speaker 1:

Imagine how my husband feels I'm just going to go inside.

Speaker 2:

if y'all are having all this girl talk. Yeah, like he says, y'all are getting on my nerves. Well, you don't care if you're here, obviously, but it makes it a little bit more uncomfortable when we're talking about you, when you're sitting right in front of us.

Speaker 1:

Or when I put the podcast on and I'm like, oh, here's the part where I'm talking about him and I'm like, as he rolls his eyes, I look over, don't you need to go to the bathroom or? Something, can you go get me?

Speaker 2:

another glass of wine. Don't you have somewhere to be?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I don't remember what I said or what you said. So it's like a surprise to me too. I mean, I know we had fun, but I don't remember what I said. Yeah, it's good, it's a surprise to us all.

Speaker 2:

It's good, it's good. Yeah, you're amazing at that, I mean you know there's a lot of um talent on both sides of my family, my um aunt Margaret. So let's see, clearly I suck at the family tree thing.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yours is very hard to follow. It was on, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Because I just add people. I need a dryer, I like you and you should be part of my family.

Speaker 1:

You're my nephew now on this limb. You're gonna be my great nephew. Yeah, the greatest one I ever had great.

Speaker 2:

Yes, and that's exactly how my family tree is. I mean it. There's no such thing, I think, in family as being blood related. I mean, yes, yes, there is. Don't stop, just relax.

Speaker 1:

I know what you're thinking. That's not what I mean.

Speaker 2:

Pump your brakes for family. Yeah, yes, it's so important. I mean it's so important, so I yeah, I do have a big, big family tree.

Speaker 1:

But Aunt Margaret was so she was Okay.

Speaker 2:

So my mom's father, holy talent, like there was nothing that my pawpaw could not make. He was an air force pilot. He would fly, like I'm talking the badass yeah, he was no freaking joke and he was literally oh gosh, my mom's parents were my world. I literally worshipped everything about them. But my papa would say I remember he made me a pair of stilts, two pair.

Speaker 1:

I've heard the stilt story.

Speaker 2:

It's so good. It was like I said baby girl, you want some stilts, yep, get on up there. Yeah, I had a pair that was probably Maybe 12 inches off the ground, and then I had a that's a training pair.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and then you just move right up the ladder, went straight into his little workstation, yep.

Speaker 2:

And then I had a big pair and man I would walk all Over the place with those things Never have I ever walked on stilts, no straps, no, nothing. I just stood on them and there I went down the driveway, down the hill, across the street, across the street from my, my Grammy, and my pop calls there she goes.

Speaker 2:

She's eclectic An elementary school. So I would just walk across the street and my stilts and go park them. You know most people would park their skates on the side, Not me. I would just drop my stilts and go play on the playground.

Speaker 1:

They drive by the neighborhood park their skates on the side not me. I would just drop my stilts and go play on the playground by the neighborhood. Try to figure out where their kid's bike is.

Speaker 2:

Oh there she is yeah, everybody else's got bikes, not me. I'm walking around like bozo the clown. Look how my stilts.

Speaker 1:

I know looks weird from up here. Yeah, y'all are so little.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I did, but I mean he would, he would do anything, everything. So that was cool. Grandpa, my, my and so his sister. I remember her being, oh my gosh, like 80s and 90s and coming to visit and she was, she would paint oil paintings and like I mean just beautiful, beautiful paintings. And I remember being a kid and her sitting on the floor literally doing cartwheels with me and I was like she was already old. This woman looked like Betty White. Yes, uh-huh, you know the one.

Speaker 1:

You know why you gotta be racist, okay, why she gotta be white? Why?

Speaker 2:

you gotta be black, betty. I was talking about her hair, yeah, but literally, and I was like she just out cartwheeled me. She's a badass, she was epic, but I'm talking there's just there's, there's just so much talent on both sides of the family and so, um, my kids have got it. I mean that's it's, it's neat. But you know, I think there's talent, whether you want to call it talent or creativity or eclectic. Like I was offended when somebody called me that, I was like um, but I think you have the eye and the ability.

Speaker 1:

You can look at something and see what it could be. You know, and, like I'm, like I can appreciate it once you do it, but I'll be like I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I don't see it.

Speaker 1:

Is there going to be a saw involved? And I'm gonna have to like that looks like a lot of work.

Speaker 2:

Well, you know me and my tools. Yeah, oh, I know she has her own set of tools.

Speaker 1:

I have my own set of tools and I'm not to bring up the wall again, yeah, but I'm just saying I am your girl, I am definitely your girl.

Speaker 2:

Like, yeah, I am a dewalt loving. It is ridiculous, it is absolutely ridiculous. Like, um, it's impressive, is what it is. Gavin, my middle son's girlfriend, her mom, for my birthday last year, gave me a hundred dollar gift card to home depot and I, literally, at the river at our, at our birthday party deal, and, um, I literally had tears in my eyes. I was jumping up and down, like if I could do a backflip, I probably would have, but it was literally like the best gift in the entire world. Like, yeah, I'm the only woman that I know that gets excited when somebody puts it.

Speaker 1:

I know where everything is.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I know where everything is. Everyone thinks I work there, I will get there, I will go sit on the floor. So if y'all ever see me at the Home Depot, just ignore me. I'm sitting on the floor. Probably has an animal with her Yep, and I'm thinking, and people will be like are you okay and shh quiet, please Quiet. What's?

Speaker 1:

a girl got to do to think around.

Speaker 2:

Here I have an idea and you just messed it up, fucked hard. You're distracting me fucked hard. Exactly, I was right there. I didn't know which bolt it was.

Speaker 1:

I didn't know if I needed it. I'm trying to picture it in my mind, seriously, what size lock nut I needed.

Speaker 2:

I just tried to drill bit I need to. Is it a concrete acre that I really need for this one, or do I want to use a toggle bolt, and I don't like toggle bolts? Should I? I probably need this other drill because it's the new, updated version. I don't know, but but you probably need it.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, so if y'all see her in the Home Depot, I mean Walk Wave.

Speaker 2:

But don't distract her, because she's on a mission. But if you need to know where something is, I can tell you exactly where it is all three bay 11 by the light bulbs, yeah totally I have to tell my guys that my all of them, everything they're calling me, I can't find it no I know where it is bucktard yeah, exactly, and you know what is really.

Speaker 2:

So you know we have the other house full-time construction project. So when I go to that Home Depot, you want to talk about throwing me a how we talk about left turns in a curve ball. Uh-huh, the shit ain't in the same spot. So now when I go to that Home Depot I have to really sit down and think. You know what? In New Braunfels it's not on aisle four, it's on aisle seven.

Speaker 1:

They're lucky you're not down there rearranging their shit. Seriously, seriously. This doesn't make any sense here. This isn't a joke. I'm going to need y'all to do that. I take my projects very seriously.

Speaker 2:

Why did y'all to do that? I take my projects very seriously. Why did y'all move the trim? The trim does not belong over here. What about the decor trim Like? Why would you move that over there? It doesn't belong there, it's like the odd man out. I think they're being racist at that home. Clearly.

Speaker 1:

They're just trying to fuck with you. Let's move all the stuff around and see if she freaks out. I don't, yeah, yeah, you don't want to do that, that's not recommended.

Speaker 2:

No, I already told y'all. Nobody needs to see that side of me when you can't. But I do like to make and create and it is fun and it is cleansing for me, like a fresh coat of paint I mean you have made that whole uh greenhouse that you have.

Speaker 1:

Well, they call it a greenhouse, but it's like it is photo shoot worthy, yes and your she shed my she shed is a lot of fun, oh yeah that was a fun, fun, fun.

Speaker 2:

I'm like you made this.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this belongs last weekend southern living or something like I just wanted a place to I could stay.

Speaker 2:

Not, I can stay yeah, it gets cold when you're delivering babies in a hammock, with no, of course, and me, you, I don't prep for it, so I go and I'm like, is this the only horse blanket that I have?

Speaker 1:

I mean Where's Kelly? Yeah, I know you got some shit in your car.

Speaker 2:

Exactly, we were just talking about that before we got here today on our porch, about the things that you and Nick have in your car.

Speaker 1:

Because you never know.

Speaker 2:

Nick pulls anything and everything out of her bag. You pull anything and everything out of your. You might need it back seat of your trunk.

Speaker 1:

I went somewhere the other day and I was cold, I was in a tank top. I told my husband go out there and give me a jacket. I probably got something. He brought me like a little. It was like a little towel that I usually take to the pool, but it was round silky one, so I was just, of course, it was like, take my picture when you're cold and you don't care, I'm gonna cover to cover up with it Whatever it is Be resourceful yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's kind of how I am with stuff that I find, like one time I was out clearing a piece of property and I found this amazing tree trunk. It roots and I pick it up and it's not small. I mean, I'm talking. The thing is probably three foot by three and a half, was it?

Speaker 1:

out of the ground or you had to take it out of the ground.

Speaker 2:

It was out of the ground. So, yeah, we were clearing. That was when I learned how to drive a skidster.

Speaker 1:

Another thing on her list of things she can drive.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I can, I can hop in a skidster, it's like a fun video game with with real satisfaction.

Speaker 1:

I mean I did one of those little red snapper riding lawnmowers one time.

Speaker 2:

It's kind of like that, yeah yeah, but this one's got a lot more controls and things go up and down. You can go up and down, you can flip and go backwards I don't got a license for that it's a lot you don't need one I didn't make the test.

Speaker 1:

Can make you one. If you want one, yeah just print it up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she will. She can make you one. Put it. You can put it around your neck, you can put it in your wallet if you want to. Did you take that tree trunk home with you? I did. I took the tree trunk home and I stained it and I painted it about six different colors and then I glazed it and then, well before I did all of that, I drilled random holes in it and stacked candles all over it and I put it on my dining room table. A tree trunk.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean, I'm glad she gave it a new life.

Speaker 2:

It's in the antique shop. It's like a giving tree With candles and I light them. They should be Jesus candles. It would be a lot more appropriate. Fair enough.

Speaker 1:

Maybe I guess you would say but I mean, that's just like you see the beauty in things. Like you know, some people might just see like oh, that's a regular tree trunk and you're like that's beautiful.

Speaker 2:

That should be on my dining room table. I'm going to bedazzle it. It's going to be awesome.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're going to love it. We're going to throw glitter on it. You get that. It's amazing.

Speaker 2:

I'm eclectic, yeah I don't know if you know what that means, and it's kind of not offensive. Yeah, exactly yes oh, I love tools and I love to do random stuff like that, but I can't say um, okay, somebody asked me not that long ago what was your favorite project that I've done so far that.

Speaker 1:

That's a hard question.

Speaker 2:

It'll stump me like that trunk. I just stuck right on my dining room table. I don't know that I ever have. I don't know that I have a favorite.

Speaker 1:

They're all pretty cool, though they're all different. Yes.

Speaker 2:

They're all different, but they're like.

Speaker 1:

But you've revived all these things. Like you know. Maybe it was just gonna go to the junkyard and now it's like this beautiful thing that people gawk at and like it's fun how did she do that yeah?

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I don't know. You got the gift. It's called weird.

Speaker 1:

It's not called it's weird called eclectic. Okay, it's a nice way of saying weird, I know they did, they did, they call it. I'll never forget that day, you know, you didn't know how to take it. You're like no.

Speaker 2:

If you're ever in. Seguin and you go downtown because Seguin is known for their pecans, that big old pecan Pecans, whatever you want to call them, tomato, tomato. Yeah, I was across the street. I was walking downtown because I worked down there, and so I don't know why I was walking down there. Oh, you know why? Because Gage was little and we used to have all those big pecan trees, and so he would go out front with his Ria and pick up pecans, and then you could take him to Pape's pecan house and you can yeah, and you would get money for him.

Speaker 2:

And so that was whatcan house and you can still do that. Yeah, and you would get money for him. And so that was what was happening. And so we were taking his pecans. But I was walking down the street and that was when somebody called me eclectic and I was like, what did you call me? Somebody write that down.

Speaker 1:

How do you spell that? How do you spell that?

Speaker 2:

I didn't have Nick Shit. Nick wasn't even born.

Speaker 1:

my wee little nug.

Speaker 2:

Hers wasn't even born she had to google who Jerry Springer was. She had to google who Rosanna Rosanna Donna was too.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so did I so did I in her defense.

Speaker 2:

I did not believe that's a real story. I need all my people to like and comment and share and give us a review about Rosanna, rosanna Donna and my hair from that episode and that shit is on point it is is she still live, rosanna, rosanna donna because oh, okay way to make that weird.

Speaker 2:

Well, it could be like a tribute. That was so negative racist. There goes kel. She just jumped off the porch. We're gonna put her back on, reel it back in. She says reel it back in reel her in. Talk her off the ledge. Yeah, she's. So I think I should give you a challenge on making and creating something. Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 1:

You're a picker? Yeah, but I'm not like artistic. If I have to, like saw it or like any of that, I mean I'm probably not going to do that. But I love finding treasures, so don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2:

What was I just talking about? And I said I wait till I tell you that story. What was I saying? Um, were we talking about driving something?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's good here.

Speaker 2:

You were going to lift. Oh, I know what it was the tractor. I said wait till I tell you this story, and I have I've never told you this story. This is hilarious where we were just talking about me just jumping in random things. Yeah, and then I'll go back to your challenge, cause I'm going to give you a challenge and then we're going to revisit this on the porch and look what I made everyone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it may be a stick figure, but that's fine. Y'all be nice to her. We don't want to hurt her feelings very sensitive.

Speaker 2:

She pokes people with forks but um so that was the very first vehicle that I learned how to drive when I was a kid, off my uh-huh, off my grandparent, on my grandparents farm, and um, which is off of watson lane and my maiden name, is secting and that's what the s-o-e-c-h-t-i-n-g remind me to never wear the shirt on this porch again. I'm about to burn it or whatever this is, but anyways so. But that's where I learned. It's on secting lane, is yeah so, but that's where I learned. I was nine years old and I learned how to drive a tractor that was like a full line like the ones that are at my place, the same same type deal.

Speaker 2:

But I did. My dad taught me how to drive a tractor. And so then fast forward to eight years ago or some change. Nine years ago, um, I buy my very first tractor. I buy a mahindra and from the local mahindra dealer here in town, off of the loop, off of 306. And of course it's Texas and it's go big or go home, and of course, me not really paying attention to the terrain and it was just about the big tractor and it was You're not going to buy the baby one.

Speaker 2:

No, which is what I should have done Because mine is the biggest, biggest freaking tractor they have. But so we tint the windows, we stick a stereo in it. At this time the stereo didn't have it, the stereo wasn't in there. Customize the shit out of that tractor. Yeah, check out Foicut Customs. You want to see what the boys do? And my husband? Everything has got to be on a whole other level.

Speaker 2:

So nobody else can have one like this no, yeah, no, yeah. And so we at that time, I was, I would, I had my white car, my white Corvette, and so, and which is taxi code, pit stop is right next to it. And so I go and they call and say your tractor's ready. So I drive to pit stop and I park my car on the side, and so I walk into the dealership and I said hi, and there's this sweet little lady, older lady, in the front, and she looked like Betty, she looked like my Aunt Margaret.

Speaker 1:

She said are you here for the receptionist job?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, cause I had the boots on. You know, I had my farm gear on. Everything's tucked in or wherever it's supposed to go, shit's flying off my boots or whatever. And I said, no, I'm here to pick up my tractor. And she said, okay, honey. Well, where's your truck and your trailer? And I said, oh no, ma'am, I'm going to drive it home. She said, excuse home. She said, excuse me, excuse me, she was so cute. You're gonna say no, no, ma'am. I said I parked my car over there and the kids are, or somebody's gonna come pick it up later, and and I'm gonna drive it home. And I had already looked into. You know, what do I need? Can I drive this?

Speaker 1:

how many cops do? I know right, you see them all of the take you know it's's Texas.

Speaker 2:

We're on 306. I'm going to drive it home and, of course, for me, I've already mapped it all out on exactly where I'm going to go. I got to go around the plaza a couple of times. I'm not going to see. I thought it was the time for the parade. There was no parade.

Speaker 1:

It was early.

Speaker 2:

It was just me. It was just me planning ahead.

Speaker 1:

Parade of one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, exactly, I had to go around a couple of times. I could have stopped at the whale Kale's bar and had me a Bloody Mary, but you know I didn't have time you didn't want to drink and drive. No, I mean not in the tractor, maybe in the bus from the church, but not in the tractor. Fair enough, you know. And so, yeah, I did. I went around the plaza twice and I did picked up my tractor and I drove my tractor all the way back to, to my undisclosed location that we will not mention about so, but I did and it was so fun.

Speaker 2:

And then I taught my kids how to drive my tractor and yeah, I don't know how to drive the tractor, oh it's Put that on my project list it is happening.

Speaker 1:

Clearly I have nothing better to do it is happening and I should I mean come on.

Speaker 2:

I'm down, you're down. You're always open to learn things Sure. So we're going to teach Kel how to drive a tractor and we and we're going to teach Kel how to make and create. So we need a project. So we're going to give Kel a little homework assignment. This is going to be fun. I'll bring you the hot glue gun. Okay.

Speaker 1:

The big one though.

Speaker 2:

We were talking about hot glue guns, and clearly I can't get my shit together, and so every time I lose one I just go get another one, and so then Nick comes into my life. God love this child.

Speaker 1:

She, god love this child. She says you have 14 hot glue guns, ma'am, and aren't they impressive, aren't?

Speaker 2:

they impressive. I have a DeWalt one which is my, obviously is my go-to. That sucker can heat up and remove the prints and skin off your fingers like nothing, so be careful. Oh it is.

Speaker 1:

It's almost like a rewarding burn because it's like yes that is the DeWalt gun If you wanted to peel your fingerprints off like the, the it's not like the little ones that you know it's.

Speaker 2:

It's a good, it's a good gun, it's a good glue gun. Okay, so, um, so now I have a whole bag of glue guns. I got the small ones, I got the cold ones, I got the hot ones I got the extra hot ones low temp battery charged one.

Speaker 1:

Oh shit I didn't know they had that yeah, you can take.

Speaker 2:

Take your battery off your blower and put it on your glue gun. How big is this glue gun? It's so impressive.

Speaker 1:

I'm not showing you my blower is yay big my blower's better than I do like that blower instant, instant gratification. So good, I'm never sweeping again, fuck this.

Speaker 2:

So we're going to make, so Kel's going. You know what you need to do, kel, what you get to make, maybe a trophy, a trash trophy. Yeah, that sounds like a good starter project, I think. So Now Kel's going to take trash to treasure with a glue gun and then she's going to bring her finished project to the porch.

Speaker 1:

And you're going to make the second prize. I'm going to make it Okay you're going to make the grand prize, I'm going to make the second.

Speaker 2:

You're going to make the what are you going to make the honorable mention Consolation prize?

Speaker 1:

Participation trophies. Right, that's a lot of them. Just take a can with you to remember a spy Put on a necklace yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, that'll be fun.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'm down. That's going to be good I love a good challenge. I'll put it on my calendar.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, nick will. Okay, nick, put it on the calendar, thank you, and we'll take some little snippets and we'll have some little videos of Kel burning her fingers with a glue gun and what we came up with. It's almost going to be like when you made the Fruit Loop necklace, when you did the little carnivals, when we were little.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'm down. See, I appreciate the fact that we have different gifts. I can learn things from you Same. Teach me how to do stuff. I learned how to poke people with a fork, like you do. Well, sometimes they need to be poked with a fork and I might need to drive a tractor to get away and I mean my windows are blacked out, so nobody will see you. Why is the tractor leaving by itself? Who has the biggest Mahindra tractor on River Road? This girl is there. Music coming out of there.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, See, you'll appreciate that because the sound system is legit in there.

Speaker 1:

Thank God, I'm a country boy yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh my gosh. You know who sent me a video of him on his tractor, who Cowboy. Of course he did.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yep, he did, it was hilarious.

Speaker 1:

Oh did it was hilarious. Brazoria, can I know I shouldn't say that name dropping, name dropping cowboys in brazoria county, that really narrows it down. Yeah, we were talking about tick tocking her people. He knows who it is. Yeah, he does.

Speaker 2:

She knows who she is it's you you know, yeah, you're welcome, we're welcome, we just, we just we're doing all that. We didn't yeah, we didn't totally name drop, but we just dropped a hint and you.

Speaker 1:

That's half the reason. You give people nicknames, so other people may or may not know who it is we're talking about.

Speaker 2:

I just feel like they're so much more fitting and so much more fun. Clearly I mean clearly like me trying to change my middle name to Caboose. Well, sometimes we should talk about that. Gypsy. Caboose is kind of rude, okay, I mean because I clearly you do not have enough ass, because I don't have one. We're not all blessed like you, listen.

Speaker 1:

Cheese and rice. You cannot call yourself caboose. Yeah, I know you feel that way.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I think I can I think I can. Yes, shit, I can't, I can I think.

Speaker 1:

I can.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I can't.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I can.

Speaker 2:

Hell yeah I can, hell yeah I can so that's a lot of fun stuff.

Speaker 1:

It's almost May already, so we got that. Yeah, it's a couple weeks, rockmere, I keep wanting to say Cromier River.

Speaker 2:

Rockmere River. No, that's the Wi-Fi password to the resort. Don't tell everybody I'm going to change it again. I'm going to change it just like I changed the gate code. In my attitude Put a capital letter.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, y'all don't even know.

Speaker 2:

Nope, nope. So we have.

Speaker 1:

Rock Me a.

Speaker 2:

River, may 11th, y'all Chicken and Roosters baby Roadie. Roadie so good Way to go. Marla, that's awesome, strong work. Yes, gypsy River, we're going to do that Sunday, may 19th, 11 to 2. Free parking, free entry. Afterwards you guys are going to have some live music, special guests. Watch all of the socials and things.

Speaker 1:

Bar is open.

Speaker 2:

Bar will be open. Beer will be cold.

Speaker 1:

We will be there. We will be there. Yeah, if that's not reason enough.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if y'all want to hang on our porch. We're about to take the porch to the river River porch, river porch, and I do have at my bar, I do have a little porch.

Speaker 1:

I'll bring a chair On the back. I got some. Oh yeah, there's chairs. I got some for your book Chairs and music. I'm with the big chair.

Speaker 2:

Well, and I even put picnic tables in the river so you can cool your ass off at the same best thing honestly yeah, I love it leave your fucktards at home. That is the word of the day. Use it, bring your river shoes and leave your fucktards. Yeah, put some glitter on it, sprinkle it around.

Speaker 2:

I like it, I do I like it so hopefully yeah, hopefully you guys can come and hang out with us. Come hang out on our porch um, alive in the flesh like comment, give us reviews, go to the YouTube and subscribe.

Speaker 1:

And when.

Speaker 2:

I said that without like I usually do. Way to go, way to go. Foy. Way to go, way to go, nailed it. But yeah, thanks for hanging with us on our porch today. Look forward to seeing you guys next week. And until then we're fortunate to be fortunate. Thanks for hanging with us. We love you guys. Take care, we'll see you next week. See you at the river. Bye, just kidding.