The Rambling Gypsy

Supernaturally Frazzled

• The Rambling Gypsy • Season 1 • Episode 12

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Welcome back to the porch. This week our little chat invites you to consider the existence of ghosts, spurred by my own spine-tingling experiences and the mystique of New Braunfels' ghostly lore. Kel and I both believe that real life already has its fair share of hair-raising moments so we don't need to add any scary movies or zombie pop stars to our repertoire. And how in the heck did an eclipse become an apocalyptic event? We're not crazy about the total eclipse, unless it's a reason to throw a good party. It's a porch-side session you won't want to miss—filled with ghostly giggles, apocalyptic humor, and the simple joys of storytelling for those who are fortunate to be porching it.

The Rambling Gypsy podcast is a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of real Texans doing real sh*t. We're pulling back the curtains on our daily lives - and you're invited to laugh and learn along with us.

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Speaker 1

we're rolling and we're rolling hi welcome back. Hey, kill, how are you doing good doing good. Hey everybody, welcome to the rambling gypsy podcast. I know I don't look the same if you have watched the show before, but um, this is me, tiffany master of. Tiffany Foy Um, what do you think about all this? So?

Speaker 2

tell them how that happens.

Speaker 1

You know it's time for a freshen up. We got to, we had to take the hair out, we're going to put some back in and I didn't have a whole lot of time to do two, two things, and so um way to keep them on their toes.

Speaker 1

you know, a friend of mine I'm not going to mention any names, jc but is always talking about branding and that was one thing that has stumped me in the business world, and for multiple reasons. One I you know me I have to understand and know and why and how come, and I never really got over the five-year-old. Why, what, when?

Speaker 2

why are we there yet? Are we there yet? No, are we? There yet, but we there yet no Are we there yet, but we're closer than we've ever been.

Speaker 1

So is branding, and I couldn't, couldn't get a grip on it and my brand. We have all come to determine that my brand is being unpredictable. Well, clearly so when we walked in today, our producer said Jesus, you look a little frazzled. And I was like, look, I might be taking that shit a little serious today, or I mean, I don't know, it is what it is.

Speaker 2

You're welcome I really thought he meant your hair. He just meant you were in a rush.

Speaker 1

Well, yeah, me too Frazzled, clearly I mean you can call this whatever you want. I prefer a Shirley Temple with a splash of vodka.

Speaker 2

There it is, but we're going to. So this is what happens after the dread. This is math. Well, yeah, after math Because. I'm the math teacher.

Speaker 1

It is yeah Today this is what's happening. Well, I think it looks like a good time. What happened, I don't know about it looking like a good time, but you look like you had a good time. Well, that's, hey, that's a whole nother episode.

Speaker 2

We're not ready for that episode yet. What is understood need not be discussed.

Speaker 1

So on our porch today, we're going to talk. We got some. What are we?

Speaker 2

going to talk about.

Speaker 1

So you know, when you pull into my subdivision there's that front house right in the very front.

Speaker 2

So that's been for sale, that's been for sale multiple times.

Speaker 1

There's been um, I think that this is now the fourth person that has lived in this home and where we're at, the houses sell super quick. I mean, it is new, it is new Braunfels, but just particular in our subdivision because we live next to a tennis ranch.

Speaker 2

Yes, it's known all over the world.

Speaker 1

Yes, people come from all over. So little Johnny can become a pro tennis player. You know, do what you gotta do.

Speaker 2

Tennis is your life. We're sending you to New Braunfels, texas. It is that's. That's that? So, anywho, this particular house, there was um an incident. Can I say that what really happened?

Speaker 1

I don't know, I maybe just be a little vague. How do you vague that small town? Yeah, but I mean it was all over national news and what have you? Someone shot someone.

Speaker 2

Yes, okay, and since then?

Speaker 1

and since then. So um friends of friends know the first person that bought the house, since it was on the market, and said and I mean I, I don't know, it's a podcast, I can tell that's what we do I mean?

Speaker 1

good Lord, if y'all didn't watch last week's episode and after the shit I told you then, yeah, this is definitely not the show for you, but do not hang on our porch because, yeah, stuff's gonna come out. If you made it back, it means you got thick skin, perfect welcome and um, so, yeah, so there was um still blood in the grout, like things. Yes, and apparently there's.

Speaker 2

It's haunted ghosties, because they did die in the house.

Speaker 1

They did yeah two of them did and then one survived and um, so anyway there's now been four. That there's. That house has not been lived in for I would say, longer than six months. I know time flies and it's hard to keep up with or whatever, but every time you turn around yeah, Someone new's moving in.

Speaker 2

Oh look, they're moving out.

Speaker 1

Yeah, someone new's moving in. Yes, look, they're moving out. Yes, and I just want to know it's, it's got to be a consensus. All these people are not just making this up, so the person of the person, the friend of the friend that told us about the first deal. I mean and of course you know you have to believe everything because I mean it came from 12 different people down the chain of command. So I mean, clearly it's all true, I know people feel a certain way, though.

Speaker 2

Some people believe in ghosts.

Speaker 1

It's kind of like a hairdresser department. Let's not talk about hairdressers, but whatever. You can talk about her later because you got to go show her what she's working with.

Speaker 2

But we're talking about ghosts and some people really full on believe in ghosts. They have seen ghosts or they are sensitive to ghosts. Some people are not at all.

Speaker 1

Do you believe in them?

Speaker 2

I feel like I don't think all these people are making it up. I feel like some people are more sensitive than others. I don't feel like I'm affected really by ghosts. I think there are a lot of things that cannot be explained.

Speaker 1

But prior to this conversation about this house and my subdivision, do you?

Haunted Tales and Ghostly Encounters

Speaker 2

believe I've worked in a lot of hospitals and I don't know if you all know about this, but a lot of people die in hospitals. So I have seen a lot of hospitals and I don't know if y'all know about this, but a lot of people die in hospitals. So I have seen a lot of weird stuff. So I do believe you know that there's some some sort of in between some sort of trapped, maybe can't get across or I don't know how to explain it, but there are things that cannot. Not ready to go.

Speaker 1

I feel like I'm just going to hang out here and fuck with some people for a while unfinished business I know I am. I'm just gonna let y'all know now that if y'all don't believe in them.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna be here to jack with you I've seen, like you know, monitors that are not hooked to anyone have heartbeats coming across and I'm like oh, I'm just gonna get out of here, like I'm not gonna mess with it I've always believed in them, always, for whatever reason.

Speaker 1

You know, um, and I don't know if you remember this, but there, so, where the HEB is on 46, like you're going out towards our place or whatever there there used to be a big, beautiful, white Victorian style home there that and you guys, if anybody's listening, that is locals or friends that we went to school with or grew up with I know some of you guys um, y'all need to remember it. You will remember the house that I'm talking about. Y'all need to make some comments and and help me remember these things on our podcast. But, yes, I just remember it being infatuated by this home. But that was the deal. Everybody talked about it that it was just haunted, very haunted, yeah, and several of our friends would go down. It was like a super long driveway and what have you.

Speaker 2

Before the H-E-B.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it was right where all that is right now.

Speaker 2

So the H-E-B is built on the haunted house property it is.

Speaker 1

Isn't that something to think about?

Speaker 2

And I believe about all that Indian burial ground. Oh yeah, 100%. I mean, it's a real deal, isn't that something?

Speaker 1

to think about, you know and I believe about, like all that Indian burial ground.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, like people A hundred percent. I mean it's a real deal.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

One of my very best friends in college was like a third generation funeral home, director embalmer. Like she grew up like my girl, like they lived in a house and the mortuary was like in the basement at some points and she always has just been very sensitive. We can go places and she's like, well, we got to get out of here. Yeah, this place is haunted. I remember distinctly going to a bar. We graduated from San Marcos and it was a new bar, so the building was old. But we got there and she's like what did this used to be?

Speaker 2

And I'm like I don't know, this wasn't like a thing when we were in school it's new, new, you know and we get up to the stairs and she's like I've been here before, take my picture and I'm like, okay, but here we go like she's always she's the one.

Speaker 2

Yeah and uh, we find the waitress and I said, hey, what, this wasn't here when we were in school, what did this used to be? And she goes a funeral home. I was like, stop, okay. So maybe she actually has been there before or she's just. She's one of those type. It's a thing, people, some people are just very in tune, so you know we go picking a lot and antiquing and all that, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

And so when we've been on the road, um, my husband is one of those persons that he will walk in. We'll walk into a antique store in some little podunk town or whatever and I can turn around and I'm just digging and finding and turn around and he's as white as our freaking front door over there and I'm like what is wrong with you, like there's some serious treasures in here, and he's like no, we gotta get out of here and he will literally walk out.

Speaker 1

But that has happened multiple times where I'm thinking you're just, you're just hung over and you're being a poon. Yeah, it's probably like those. You know, y'all suck it up, we're gonna go fun. This is some amazing stuff in here.

Speaker 1

Yeah I know great american pickers, those men that don't want to sell their shit no matter what, so they're probably like haunting, they're staying with their stuff because they don't want anyone to have it or enjoy it yeah, but that's a full-on thing, but I did bring this book from my house yes so I found this. You know what, you know where I got this book where'd you get that? Book at the heb that is on the property of the old white victorian home that to be there, and y'all Coincidence, it's called haunted new Braunfels, a true wild West ghost town.

Speaker 2

So this is a very old town. Lots of people have been here a long time and have a lot of stories but, they have actually a ghost tour here.

Speaker 1

On the back of it it says the haunted history of the city, built by a prince. Do you know what the prince's name is?

Speaker 2

I do Kel Kel Prince Psalms yes, germany.

Speaker 1

Right, and the reason that I know what his name is is because we have a bar here. Because you're from here yeah, because I'm from here, but it's because we have a little, a little hotel, or used to be a hotel, and then a little bar was called the prince alms inn it's still there, but I don't think that's what it's called. No, I think it's sidecar. Now I think you're right, yeah yep, but it's still there, yeah I used to go down there wasn't supposed to be down there.

Speaker 1

My dad would take me down there and you know basement it is and there was, you know some. It's probably why I'm still in therapy over many things, not besides the ghost and the weird shit we're talking about, or my hair for that matter. This is another reason why I'm in therapy. But, um, there was naked women all over the pit, real like pictures.

Speaker 2

Yeah, ghost naked. No pictures Like pictures. Yeah, ghost naked, real naked.

Speaker 1

No pictures in Prince Psalms, this guy.

Speaker 2

Hmm, yeah. Well, now we get to the root of the story. Yeah, it was a brothel. I mean it could have been, it probably was. It seems like a good place for a brothel. It probably was A little sneaky downstairs.

Speaker 1

Well, because you had to walk downstairs and it had those round boots and everything was velvety and very speakeasy-ish that now everybody is trying to turn everything into now.

Speaker 2

I always get those mixed up the brothel and the speakeasy. I'm like where's that little brothel we went to?

Speaker 1

You put easy and brothel in the same sentence Same same, Interchangeable. It's very yeah, you got any other? Ghost stories, she said mm-hmm, I do Wait for it, Did you when you were a kid?

Speaker 2

did you do the Ouija board? I have done the Ouija board.

Speaker 1

Did it work.

Speaker 2

I don't know. I don't ever know if someone else is pushing it or you know, you're just oh, it worked.

Speaker 1

And then yeah, we used to do it all the time we would have our slumbers.

Speaker 2

Yeah, we were big into the slumber thing, stiff as a board we did. That too did it work yeah it damn sure worked for us too I mean, yeah, you just like weird saying bloody mary flesh in the toilet, you just asking for it, seriously like what were we doing back then? That was stupid it was so fun y'all seen jumanji. I mean, come on, yes, that's some bad shit, we did.

Speaker 1

I mean, how, though, do you even remember how that?

Speaker 2

even Whose mom even bought that Ouija board. You know it's like, oh, this will be fun for the kids. Yeah, they can spell names together I wouldn't?

Speaker 1

It's like a project. Look at Adam just being so good. Yeah, never coming out of their room Trying to call the darkness we did, I don't know who we were calling, we were phoning a friend from down below.

Speaker 2

Yeah well, this guy, those are the only ones that are answering. It ain't the good ghost that you're looking for.

Speaker 1

No, but it was so weird Like why were?

Speaker 2

we floating. Why are we so obsessed with it? I don't even know like magic, though, like been to magic shows and stuff like that. Yeah, I don't know. I think they might have sold their soul to the devil too, which is why they can do that shit.

Speaker 1

But I always thought I was gonna do that. I always had that. I had that little um cape little magician.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you pull rabbits out of hats and shit. Yeah, I would go out now that now you're being I'm just saying now you, just took it to I mean like the love, the magician you know that saws the lady in half. That's what I'm talking about. It's all the bunny in half.

Speaker 1

You just pull them up with by his ears. Good Lord.

Speaker 2

Poor little fella. I didn't mean the bunny.

Speaker 1

I couldn't be so mean to the bunny, so innocent.

Speaker 2

No.

Speaker 1

I would go out in my backyard and go grab me a couple hairs.

Speaker 2

See if you can shove them in there. You get it, yeah.

Speaker 1

Yeah, little bastards would hop away.

Speaker 2

You're making hair jokes already what is happening. All the hair jokes today it is. I said, just make it look intentional, it's fine.

Speaker 1

Which is the perfect reason for us to be talking about haunted and being frazzled. And have you done the haunted tour here in town? I have not. I've seen them several times. Oh, I've seen them when we've been out and about. Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm out there drinking.

Speaker 2

I'm just watching like what's going on?

Haunted Hotels and Alien Encounters

Speaker 1

it's a field trip oh no, they're doing the tour. Learning about the tour, yeah and the faust hotel supposedly is very haunted. Yep and um, so there's this one's, not any rumbles. But now this one, I truly am like. It's the hotel in Seguin, so it's a haunted.

Speaker 2

Historical.

Speaker 1

It is it is, and they have names and if you go on to Kali and I could probably look it up on my phone, but they have, oh, they have pictures of them and you can go and stay and oh yeah.

Speaker 2

Like identify these.

Speaker 1

Yes, you can see them in the windows. They each little go and they're nice and they just come and hang out with you. But you literally it's a whole on experience. But it's literally you just go and stay in the hotel and they let you know hey, suzy, or whatever her.

Speaker 2

Don't worry, she's fine or that little she's fine you'll see him, he'll be fine.

Speaker 1

Yeah, one of my hotels.

Speaker 2

Maybe there's just such an abundance of people that there's better odds for someone to die well, isn't it?

Speaker 1

the um? Is it the menger hotel in san antonio that's supposedly the drawers open and shut and all that nonsense? Yes, absolutely See, when shit like that's going to start happening. Your girl is out, I'm out, yeah, no, no, I'm not even grabbing my bag or nothing. Y'all can wear it, you can have it. I don't know if you guys like bell bottoms or not, but y'all can wear it. Little Susie can wear my bell. She can sacrifice them to the ghost wear my bells.

Speaker 2

She can sacrifice them. Yeah, you can have them. It's fine, I can make another pair. I did stay in a hotel in san diego that was in old town san diego, and it was supposedly notoriously haunted, which I did not know before I stayed there yeah and we was like a bed and breakfast, I guess.

Speaker 2

So you have your own room in this house maybe there's like three rooms and then you go into the main house and eat breakfast. And I remember going to eat breakfast in the morning and I was like man, those people that were upstairs were like really loud.

Speaker 2

I heard like furniture moving and stuff like that and I got down and they said you guys are the only ones in that house, those other rooms were not rented last night and I was like, oh no, like I heard a excuse me did I go out to the stairway and look up. No, I did not. No, I'm going to stay right here in this room and y'all are fucking with me, right, yeah? No, they were serious. So I was like, okay, well, it's really old, what time is checkout?

Speaker 1

And yeah, I'm out. Thanks for the breakfast. Yeah, Gotta run no no. Yeah, I just think that I mean there's, I mean clearly there's spirits, but and spirits are, I guess.

Speaker 2

I mean they are just like us Clearly all these people are not making it up.

Speaker 1

Good, bad ugly, nice, mean they're pissed, they're happy that you're there. I mean, clearly, the one in my subdivision is. I don't know if they're playing like cat and mouse games, like watch this, or they're laughing at the people that are staying in there.

Speaker 2

Right, it's our house Like Matilda.

Speaker 1

Exactly when she makes the curtains fly or the person fly around, or the books in the room.

Speaker 2

Some Mary Poppins shit right there that's really cool.

Speaker 1

I wish I could fly with an umbrella I mean, I could probably fly away with this hair right now I look like I've been flying around with an umbrella. Y'all don't judge, just be nice be nice.

Speaker 2

You know this is a real ass show, so it's like see what you get, what you get that's what we're doing, which we're just hanging out on the porch just bringing y'all with us. Sometimes we do our hair for the porch, sometimes not.

Speaker 1

Clearly not today. I mean Clearly not today. Yeah, what about aliens?

Speaker 2

No, I don't know what to think about aliens. I don't either. I don't think much about it. I just think it's interesting that that many people make that shit up. Hmm, ufo, it's probably just a government flying some weird spacecraft, I don't know.

Speaker 1

It's just weird. That would be really. I mean, that's really something to think about Aliens.

Speaker 2

I've been to Area 51, you know.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, roswell, you drive through Roswell.

Speaker 2

They got like a little alien gas station museum.

Speaker 1

I did that the whole little you kind of can't you know not stop, they got a bunch of weird shit in there they do and you gotta everything's like see-through and green it's like walking through a booger I think.

Speaker 2

I think about someone had to bring every single thing that's out here. Yeah, it's the middle of nowhere, so there's like literally nowhere weird torture devices and stuff and this is like an alien museum. I don't know. I don't know how to feel about.

Speaker 1

It's just weird it is very weird I mean, I'm down to check it out, but yeah doesn't mean I'm gonna be like team alien well, you know, I have it, my beach house, I have um, there's a ghost there, you've told me about this, Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yep, and when I told the girls, the girls were like no, never going back, blah, blah, blah. I'm like whatever. Yeah, you are he is cute as a button.

Speaker 1

Yes, and he comes down the stairs. You've been there multiple times. He comes down the stairs, he wears a little plaid like a gingham check blue shirt, little khaki shorts. He has on um little boat shoes, which I mean, how do you explain boat shoes? I mean, he's at the beach, he's got a little, you know little and today it would be called hey, dudes, or something you know a little slip on.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, yeah yep, he wears those and he has the little haircut like our kids used to have, where it literally looks like a little bowl cut and then it's shaved underneath on the bottom. Super cute. And here we go about the hair thing again. Anyways, whatever it's coincidence Hair joke. But yes, and he's so stinking cute. He's probably about five or six and he comes down the stairs. I'll see him in the front door and then poof, once he goes, like going into the kitchen area, it's gone, done. Yeah, then this is really weird, because everybody thinks I'm cuckoo for coconuts, which is fine, debatable, you know, it is jury still out. Um, so, when we were there after my hip replacement, which was not that long ago.

Speaker 2

Just not that fun.

Speaker 1

Right, and we're on the melatonin couch that everybody calls our couch. We have this J what are those things? J, l why do we have to why is the alphabet involved?

Speaker 2

in this conversation. One of them couches.

Speaker 1

That has a thing yeah whatever, and it's all connected, and Garrison was laying on one side and I was laying on the other. Of course you know we've had construction going on there for 147 years Still currently, Whatever.

Speaker 1

And Garrison said he woke up and he had his hand on top of the sofa and somebody grabbed his hand Like full on, hold my hand. Like like hold your hand. Not like a touch, not like a graze, not like a rub, not like a wind blowing or you know, but like a hold my hand. You're going to take your baby across the street, hold my hand. And on busy New York streets. And he said he woke up and of course you know me, I couldn't move, so I was just laying. He said I look like I was laying in a coffin and I was like why are you bringing up coffins and somebody holding your hand at the same time? Yeah, and he said he literally was like what? And moved his hand. And then he said like about a couple hours later, same deal, but it wasn't as strong of a handhold or whatever. It got me all frazzled, like my hair. And, yes, had to have been the little boy he wanted to play.

Speaker 2

And I don't think Garrison's the type to make shit up just for your entertainment.

Speaker 1

No, because he already thinks I'm crazy anyways.

Speaker 2

He's a typical boy and he's the baby. Yeah, everything, I'm crazy. Anyways, he's a typical boy and he's the baby yeah. Everything I do is crazy.

Speaker 1

Why'd you do Now? What'd you do Exactly?

Speaker 2

What are you?

Speaker 1

doing? Why are you always mad? Why are you always this?

Speaker 2

Why are you always mad is a whole nother episode. Why are you so mad?

Speaker 1

Yeah, but there you go, there he is again.

Speaker 2

Proof is. Go there he is again.

Speaker 1

Proof is, I'm telling you it had to have been the little other people he's cute as a button confirming the same and see, I'm good with you, but if you're gonna come in there and start throwing shit, slamming cabinets, slamming cabinets moving my shit around. Yeah, I don't like that no, absolutely not burn some sage or seriously open the doors, let them come in, come out, yeah open both.

Speaker 2

Do you want me to get? I think that's a thing. I'll air that whole sucker out. You call a priest.

"I Don't Like Scary Movies"

Speaker 1

Yeah, I mean shit, whatever it is. We're calling somebody Exorcism, uh-huh, I think that's for a person. No, I can't watch scary movies.

Speaker 2

Can you watch? I don't like to be scared.

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 2

Some people like that. My sister our whole lives. I wouldn't even watch Unsolved Mysteries. I wanted to watch it, but not alone. I would go in her room and be like come watch this with me, and she's like, why do you watch it if it scares you? And I'm like I don't know. But I like to watch real life stuff, but not Same. Yeah, no.

Speaker 1

Not like a psycho. If you're trying to like dress up in a commercial, I ain't watching the commercial, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. But yeah, this is how big of a poon I am when it comes to this. And don't y'all all start trying to jump out of bushes and shit, because I don't like that. I can shoot a gun and I carry. I got machetes laying around she cuts balls off. We've discussed that. It is a real thing. Yeah, I, I would get big mad.

Speaker 2

Some people like to do that shit and I don't think it's funny.

Speaker 1

Hell, no, no, no. I start crying, throwing a fit. But the movie Scream scared me.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I probably just saw the first one and I'm good. I don't like that mask. I I don't like none of that. No, and why are y'all thinking?

Speaker 1

that's funny.

Speaker 2

My best friend did that to me once. Try to jump out behind the shower curtain. No, ma'am, and I just instantly, and she had like veneers and I almost knocked her tooth out. My knuckle was bleeding. I was like, why would you do that? Why, you know, I'm jumpy. Yes, I'm going to come with the swing. I'm like looking around looking for creeps, looking for me, you know. So they, they, they're gonna be like, yeah, no, I see you, I'm not doing it. Don't jump out and fucking scare me. You do not. I will not ever do that to you no, thank god I might scare you and say like they're out of diet coke.

Speaker 2

That should I do see that's a real yeah, that's.

Speaker 1

That is a scary situation.

Speaker 2

That's a situation yeah, see, that's where the essay. Listen, you might get your teeth knocked out, don't yeah, don't be trying to jump out.

Speaker 1

I do not.

Speaker 2

I don't do that, no balls you regret you would with that you will go with if you're gonna look with it.

Speaker 1

So when we had, um, when the kids were little and I was working in sigeen, where that haunted hotel is, I need to look it up so I can find the name of that place, because it's it's very intriguing, like I really I feel like I could do that. They say they're sweet, but so I had a bunch of officers that I used to take care of their kids and, um, they would have this really cool um halloween festival deal and the civic center thing or whatever that thing is called over there and, um, the officers, I, it's been a long freaking time ago.

Speaker 1

I mean, I've had a beer and a nap since then.

Speaker 2

They all retired.

Speaker 1

Yeah, probably.

Speaker 2

Or they're ghosting now.

Speaker 1

Yeah, no shit, but they would do a little haunted house, right I? Don't like that either Nope, nope and nope. And they were like, oh come on, tiffany, you gotta go, and of course I'd have. I think the kids were tiny I think it was probably just the oldest one at the time and yeah, these officers would jump out of the hallway and no, no.

Speaker 2

First of all, it's scary when cops are jumping out of anywhere.

Speaker 1

Well, true, real talk. But and then they would be like, no, it's me, tiffany. And I was like I don't care. No, you almost lost a tooth, I don't care, you see this ring. You cannot take me to jail for this. No For punching you in the face when you know better, you had it coming, oh, and they would just think that is just so funny. And no, I don't like to be scared.

Speaker 2

No, I don't even like that they can put the previews for scary movies on regular TV. I'm sorry, I don't need to see that haunted little fucking doll with the killing. No, no, uh-uh.

Speaker 1

Why are y'all so mad this?

Speaker 2

world is already fucked up enough. You don't need to imagine crazier things I agree, it's not for me.

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 2

Those people don't have enough excitement in their lives. No, no I mean, if that's for you some people are all about that.

Speaker 1

I don't even like when the little shipwrecks show up for Halloween and all creepy and I'm the first one to slam that door out.

Speaker 2

No, it's too scary. You're not doing that. You're scaring me. I don't like it.

Speaker 1

I'm not going to pay for that, no, and then they have that 13th floor in San Antonio.

Speaker 2

And you got to pay money for that.

Speaker 1

No, I'm not doing it Buy a ticket no To get in to shit yourself.

Speaker 2

Nightmare on Grayson.

Speaker 1

None of that, I've never done none of that. We, we did a. This is a funny story. We did a haunted house in my, in my house. We were in eighth grade and you know we were really we did the.

Speaker 2

The noodles yeah, I'm good with that noodles and eyeballs and all that with the jello and the grapes and the whatever.

Speaker 1

You gotta put your hand in it, blah blah. We had this little, it was pantry and, um, I don't, somebody hid underneath the pantry, I don't know. Somebody jumped out, somebody's scared and I'm not gonna. I'm not mentioning any names because I've already been told that I'm gonna get in trouble for mentioning names. I'm gonna mention names. I'm gonna mention names have y'all.

Speaker 2

Yeah, tell me I'm not read the disclosure and there's a big fat E on our episode? Yeah, we got one of them. It doesn't mean we got a new episode. It means we cussed. Yeah, that's what it means Explicit lyrics.

Speaker 1

Yeah and yeah. He shit himself.

Speaker 2

That was like literally scared the shit out of him.

Speaker 1

That's what that means. Yeah, he did. And then my other girlfriend broke her leg. It was a real. That's scary. But see, this is how our parents, this is how we grew up. You find our parents were, you know, hanging out and partying and then us kids would do. You know, it was all the whole thing, right, it wasn't y'all, already we all hung out together.

Speaker 2

You might as well have a good time I mean, I hang out with my kids.

Speaker 1

They don't really want me to all the time, but I do it anyways I'm the one that shows up yeah shit, mom's here. What do you mean? I didn't get an evite to this thing I get your mail, us invitations.

Speaker 2

The kids are at the beach house across the way, I'm like, at the same time as us. Do you want to go hang with them? Yeah, they don't want us to go hang out with them. It's so stupid.

Haunted Tales and Solar Eclipses

Speaker 1

I don't get it fine we're having. I think we're fine, we are fun as long as we think we're fun.

Speaker 2

That is what it's about entertain yourselves, I know or sometimes we'll try to entertain other people, I guess whatever it doesn't matter, we don't I mean clearly. That's why we have a porch, because we don't need anything else to entertain us.

Speaker 1

We do this a lot of time off camera we do all the time that's how it all started yeah, so we figured out the whole haunted thing that we're both poons and that we don't like anything scary because, like I said, you encounter scary shit on a regular ass basis and, oh my god, I almost got rendered.

Speaker 2

Oh my god, that guy almost jumped off of that. Oh my, I don't want to see that. I want to have to help people no, no, please don't do something stupid. Put a helmet on, protect your head almost anything else we can at least learn how to tuck and roll.

Speaker 1

Tuck and roll is serious, good life advice it is and protect your head um, I was trying to think of oh, there's another. Is it fredericksburg, where there's the haunted things, uh I'm sure it's old. Right In the old towns, mm-hmm, because there's a lot of old towns around us. Yeah, yep, you were talking earlier about the whole Indian thing.

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1

And the Indian graveyards, mm-hmm and um yeah.

Speaker 2

I've been to one out here.

Speaker 1

Uh-huh Like in. Yeah, I've been to one out here uh-huh, like in garden ridge area, we have a couple on our property, oh yeah, and we have a friend of ours that, um, they were talking about how you just don't you don't mess with them right you don't whatever and don't build anything there don't just let them be. Let them be, I mean, why rest in peace?

Speaker 2

why you?

Speaker 1

gotta go fuck with smokes a lot. I mean, come on, now, let him, let him. I want them to put rest in paradise, oh my I like that that's a nice change, yeah, yeah but this guy apparently didn't think that that was a real full-on thing and went and jacked with this grave and then call it coincidence, call it it whatever you want. And then All of a sudden one accident happened, then another accident happened and it was like back to back to back to back, like five different things.

Speaker 2

Boom, boom, boom boom. A series of unfortunate events.

Speaker 1

Now, you can believe in coincidences or Karma luck that clearly. You can believe in coincidences or um karma luck Uh, that clearly they were not happy.

Speaker 2

That is too many. You should have not done that.

Speaker 1

I mean I'm clumsy and shit. I don't need any help falling down, I do just.

Speaker 2

I do fine on my own Just trying to stay alive.

Speaker 1

Three steps, chabam. What are you doing? I just slipped.

Speaker 2

She don't even wear heels.

Speaker 1

No God, could you imagine? No, but when you have a series of events that happens like that, five times in a row, six times, in a row or whatever. Come on, bro, you better get right, why you didn't need that arrowhead that bad.

Speaker 2

That arrowhead that bad.

Speaker 1

Put it back. Put the rock back on the other rock. Sit down. Tell him that you're sorry. You didn't mean to move his rocks. Get the peace pipe.

Speaker 2

Whatever Blow on it, whatever it takes, give him a kiss, something Right?

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's not a joke, no.

Speaker 2

You know we got that not to go left, but it just reminded me we got that big solar eclipse coming. Shiloh said that the Native Americans believe it's bad luck Like they stay inside the whole time, Like they don't get out in it In their teepee. I guess Don't they have a hole in the?

Speaker 1

top, don't they live?

Speaker 2

outside. I don't know, but I thought I wonder if that's a thing, because everybody's so excited to see it Like they're canceling school.

Speaker 1

I can't. They're calling the National Guard Look all these people, y'all can call me whatever you want. I mean, I've been called all the things, but y'all are stupid.

Speaker 2

Why are you going to fly somewhere?

Speaker 1

If y'all start wiping out the damn toilet paper and the water and all this bullshit?

Speaker 2

No, we're not over a shadow. Stop it. It literally is over. Stop it. I don't know. I told you they had a. My kids still got school because one school district here canceled school and the other one didn't, and we're in the same town, so clearly, if it's a hazard, it's a hazard. Whatever had to sign permission slips. Uh, my little one said mom, you gotta sign that permission.

Speaker 1

can you imagine what's gonna happen? Because little Johnny's gonna go outside and then they're gonna do and the little fucker's gonna take his deals off Blinds and he where's. Where's our glasses?

Speaker 2

My kid.

Speaker 1

my kid said We've been hanging out on the porch, took our glasses. The ghost around, see, they're going to take him off. Then he's going to be blinded by the light. Oh Lord, that's a good song. And Then they're going to oh no, then she's going to be mad, then she's going to have to call the school.

Eclipse Party and Zombie Aversion

Speaker 2

And be blind. They're going to say sorry that that happened to your child.

Speaker 1

And you're going to read the small print that you signed that said that he could go outside and see the shadow like the groundhog and my little one said can you sign this permission slip so I can watch the apocalypse? Because that's how all you people are acting, that it is an apocalypse I'm gonna, I'm gonna write that down in your little baby book, because that's a good one, and he does have some good ones.

Speaker 1

He comes up some really good ones. You can't make that shit up. What do you say? The groundhog was? Oh, the warthog.

Speaker 2

Yeah, mom did. Did the warthog see his shadow? I looked at my big boy and he's like, just let him let him and I was like no baby he didn't.

Speaker 1

We don't have early spring, so now forever. He thinks it's like an apocalypse Addicting the weather. Dancing and singing.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, I mean that's cooler. I guess we got a warthog out there.

Speaker 1

That's a little more Texas-like than a groundhog. Well, I don't know, we do have groundhogs, but I mean a warthog just sounds a little more appropriate for our parts, I mean that shit is wild.

Speaker 2

I love it.

Speaker 1

But yeah. So a friend of mine used to live down here in Texas, not only making it so his son's not even in school anymore, but for the community, they are charging them $50 a car To go look at the sky, to look at the sky, and their proceeds are going to the school. Sure they are.

Speaker 2

I thought there was like a zone of totality and that supposedly we're like in the zone.

Speaker 1

That's why everyone's going to be charging you to look at the sky. We have lost our ever loving, fooking minds.

Speaker 2

It's true, I've heard. I mean we gotta do something fun. Maybe go out to the ranch.

Speaker 1

That's the perfect place to see it, because we're on top of the mountain.

Speaker 2

I got the glasses. Yeah, I did buy some.

Speaker 1

I got a couple pair. I got a couple pair.

Speaker 2

Get out there and see what the hype's about. Pack the cooler, I mean shit.

Speaker 1

That's the reason.

Speaker 2

We look at Sky for Free all the time. Seriously, it again. I just know 50 dollars, 50 dollars. I think the people that are going to be like you can float the river and watch the thing. They're like a special.

Speaker 1

You get your inner tube and your whatever and your glasses and you can I had one of the guys asked me the other day you know I have a lot of animals said how is it going to affect the animals? And I said well, first and foremost, didn't we have one of these damn things like a few months ago. We did, we did.

Speaker 2

Why are we flying?

Speaker 1

in here from all over the world to see a shadow I don't know.

Speaker 2

I'm telling you, uh, it was pretty cool shadows when we were in frederick's, very accidentally, we were talking.

Speaker 1

We're here, we are talking about aliens and ghosts and shit. I just felt like it. What's that movie with, where the spaceship comes over and the whole place gets dark?

Speaker 2

men in black, yeah so I kind of felt like that's a good one I know I kind of felt like that's we were in the moment.

Speaker 1

You know the national guard. Well, I felt like we should dress camus up and you know because he looked like the little dog on the men in black and I'm thinking alien outfits or something. Oh no, that would be fine. Now you're talking now you're talking my language. This is an eclipse party. Y'all be ready. Any old reason for us to get some funky?

Speaker 2

outfits on. I'm off on Monday. Hell yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1

The whole world is off. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2

Okay, well, not my kids. They go to school watch the apocalypse. They go to school watch the apocalypse.

Speaker 1

They Sign the permission slip.

Speaker 2

Let them, did he read it? Whatever, you can wear the glasses.

Speaker 1

Sign here. Wear the glasses. Wear the glasses. Bring some glasses home.

Speaker 2

What about the kids? Parents who didn't sign the permission slip? They're going to sit inside.

Speaker 1

They're going to sit in the cafeteria.

Speaker 2

That's rude, you hope your parents pack you a snack. Being there mad Mom didn't even read that email. It's horse.

Speaker 1

It is horseshit. Yeah, that's what we should do. Well, just everybody it was. What I was talking about was the animals, oh yeah, how's it going to affect them? How's it going to affect the animals? Well, first of all, I get the conversation starts like this Are the animals going to be okay? Well, I'm thinking I don't know if it's these guys, the haunted, that have something to do with this, it's the aliens that have something to do with this. I don't know if maybe they're like taking the planets and they're throwing around like a good baseball game or something's going on down yonder, but I'm pretty sure that the deer, the rabbits, the warthogs, the lizards, the tortoises, the nature it's going to be fun. Do you think they're all lining up at the theater to get their free glasses and that their mama didn't sign the permissions? They know it's coming. They're just going to close their eyes.

Speaker 1

What do you think that all these people, bambi and Flower and the whole world all the animals are just going to be poof dead, gone, done feet up in the air like armadillos on 46. That would be apocalyptic, wouldn't it See? Settle down.

Speaker 2

Zombies. Y'all need to relax. What about zombies? How do you feel about that? I'm not a fan.

Speaker 1

Look, I am still in therapy. I know we talk about this a lot. We're going to keep on talking about it because it's a real thing, I did not like the Michael Jackson video.

Speaker 2

I still don't like it. Yeah, no, when is Shia LaBeouf's first date?

Speaker 1

First of all, that is some serious choreography and dark.

Speaker 2

Dead Weird.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I feel like I could smell the smell in the commercial.

Speaker 2

We went to go see a movie for one of our first dates and I'm like I don't really care what movie it is, I just want to go hang out with you. And he's like it's World War Z. And I'm like, oh, it's probably like a war movie. And we get there and it starts.

Speaker 1

It's Brad.

Speaker 2

Z, z, like the letter. And then I'm like, oh, brad Pitt's in this, that's cool, like Z camp. Two minutes into this and he's like, babe, that's what the Z is for. And I was like, oh, hell, no.

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 2

He's like oh, you don't do zombies.

Speaker 1

I'm like no, he's like we can leave right now, perfect, grab the popcorn and the butter and let's go. I'm not.

Speaker 2

We toughed it out through most of that movie. But, because I felt like we already paid for this. He's like to be here, let's go, look at him, just trying to win you over. He did clearly. Yep, he won. Yeah, I still don't do zombies, I don't want to watch no, no, the walking dead, or whatever no, not doing that, it's not for me. It's a whole different breed of people that some people like that shit and to each their own.

Speaker 1

I mean, I never get you get your rocks.

Speaker 2

Is that what they say?

Speaker 1

no, knock your socks off that's a different episode, totally different okay, that episode we have to show, reel it in. I know what do you do? Where'd you go? That is a left turn. Get back on our porch, you just went to the don't go left, don't go left.

Speaker 2

No, you didn't go to the z porch. Sorry, I'm back, you went to the X porch. Just the one X.

Speaker 1

Not three. I don't know If I wouldn't have stopped you, you'd have been on the three. X porch Jesus, take the wheel.

Speaker 2

You got it, yeah, good.

Speaker 1

Lord.

Speaker 2

All right, all right, I'm back. Stay on our porch. So yeah, no zombies, nope, no haunted houses.

Speaker 1

No, we are about flowers, yep.

Speaker 2

Sunshine Beaches, peace, love, all of that Jewelry Hair Girl, get your Way to keep them on their toes. Though Nobody was expecting that no, I wasn't. It feels so good. I wasn't sure what to expect. I was like you just want me to. Oh, look at this little baby curl, it's so cute.

Speaker 1

And then I flipped my head over and I shook it up and I was, like you, ready to go.

Speaker 2

Boom. I said, man, we should have done 80s party today. I know I could have been, we could have themed it out.

Speaker 1

Well, you know what we need to do. We need to put it on our calendar.

Speaker 2

Okay, so when?

Speaker 1

the hair that's in my car, oh yeah.

Speaker 2

It's in the bag.

Speaker 1

It's in the bag. In the car I said, kale, hurry up, we got to go. I'm going to grab the haunted book and you go get my hair.

Speaker 2

We all got our gifts? No, it's teamwork, didn't even question it.

Speaker 1

Teamwork makes the dream work I got the hair. I got the hair, let's go, and so we need to do that. So our next one. We'll put it on the calendar. When it's time to take the dreads out, we'll poof up the Annie do, but we should have themes just too. Oh, and we should sing our song.

Speaker 2

I almost sent that to you when I was driving over here. Yes, that's our HOA song. I told her, don't worry, the sun will come out tomorrow. Yeah, not on Monday, fuck it, it's out today, not on Monday.

Apocalyptic Conversations and Fruit Punch

Speaker 1

There's no sun coming on Monday. I'm going to bring my glasses and my drinks. Yeah, got to check the schedule. I wonder if I should leave my poof out for the apocalypse.

Speaker 2

Oh, it's probably good luck or something you think let's Google it. You're not going to. Is that a bet?

Speaker 1

Challenge accepted. You know me when you say you're not going to rock that all weekend. I wish I motherfucking would. I'll call my girl right now and say, hey, you got canceled, let's go have cocktails instead of.

Speaker 2

Rest your fingers. I'm going to hit you up after the clips, the apoca clips, apoca clips. It's a thing, it's going to be good, instead of rest your fingers. But yeah, I'm gonna hit you about the eclipse, the apocalypse, apocalypse, it's a thing, it's gonna be good. Oh, this is good. It's a good time though it is.

Speaker 1

it feels so yummy and mine finally grew up from the weird phase, I know, look at you, I think it's the first episode I wore hair down and I yeah, that's why I did. We're trying to keep them guessing. We got to keep y'all guessing, yeah, yeah. So what we need y'all to do for our episode, for our podcast, yes, for our porch, we need y'all to like, share, follow, send it to your grandma, send it to your friends, send it to your aunties, send it to your uncles.

Speaker 2

And we take in reviews right. We need y'all to give us a review but only the good ones. If you're trying to give us a, shit review. You can keep that in your one star to yourself. They're going to filter it out. You don't have to watch Scroll on. That's what they say. You don't like it Scroll on.

Speaker 1

I'll take some constructive criticism, but I'm going to throw it right back at you.

Speaker 2

We're going to read all of them.

Speaker 1

Yeah, anyways, anyways, yes, you do need to give us some reviews, and then we're going to review this nonsense right here.

Speaker 2

We're going to review your reviews, we're going to review the reviews and then we're going to review Apocalypse on Monday. So stay tuned. We're going to talk about that, if we saw anything cool and we're going to see who wins the bet.

Speaker 1

Either I'm going to come back with my hair or. I'm going to come back like this she won't. Or I'm going to come back like this she won't. She's like oh, this is a good time. I feel like we should sing KT Oslin's 80s Ladies. You know which song I'm talking about.

Speaker 2

Did you just stump me? This is my game, oh my gosh. You're like I can't just cue the speaker, come on y'all, it is such a good one.

Speaker 1

How do you KT Oslin? I know?

Speaker 2

who she is. I'm going to listen to it after this, though, because we're going to.

Speaker 1

It's such a goodie. You're not punking me at this game. No, you're damn right.

Speaker 2

I can't even believe. I just did that Unintentionally. 80s ladies. It's probably this apocalyptic eclipse, like I think everything's out of whack.

Speaker 1

The full moon just never ended. The crazy people just kept coming, keep saying you keep saying it's, something is off see now you saying it too this apocalypse, apocalypse is gonna changes everybody's attitude.

Speaker 2

Yes, I think we're gonna get back for all that toilet paper and that the whappies and shit y'all are taking out the store with that. It needs to do something. Covid bullshit uh toilet paper. No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that again. Y'all put your shades on or stay inside do whatever you want call the ghosts or leave them at bay. I don't know what you want.

Speaker 1

Did you hear the whole thing about how you got to fuel your tank up with gas? What in the fuck?

Speaker 2

you're not the boss of me right, fuel your tank up with it. I do need gas anyway, but not because I know. I know, are the aliens gonna come take our gas out of the car? They might do. They need gas. Oh, they don't need gas.

Speaker 1

They got like special gemstones and ain't you seen that shit, that all them, the, the elons, got driving, yeah, driving down the road. Now, the little spaceships.

Speaker 2

I've seen that it has one wiper. It looks like some Mad Max shit. Right, I forgot about him. Oh yeah, Him cuckoo too. Yeah, that's some wild shit, boy, but you know clearly it's not that far from the. You still in therapy.

Speaker 1

You are currently in therapy, are currently in there freaking mad max.

Speaker 2

this is my therapy, so y'all can worry about me if you want it is. This is such a good thing. I feel better about it don't you?

Speaker 1

yes, I feel better that we just told everybody to relax and pump your damn brakes and you know, seriously, it's gonna be. You do not need 14 rolls of toilet paper, your ass, any more than you usually do, just because we're getting shadow okay, everybody be ready for the shadow yeah, and the warthogs and apocalypse aliens. I wonder what the ghosts are gonna do I did read something.

Speaker 2

I think animals, you know, they sense that shit like before the flood came before the like they start acting real weird and crazy I know my horses too, they know when storms are coming. Yeah, yep, the temperatures are going to drastically change because that happens all the time in Texas.

Speaker 1

They know immediately when I can turn around and all of a sudden they're.

Speaker 2

You trust animals more than people. Oh hell, yeah Good.

Speaker 1

Lord I mean my horses and everybody else's in the world should be paid to be weathermen, weatherwomen weather else is in the world should be paid to be weathermen, whether women, whether whatever you want to call them.

Speaker 2

They actually got this they actually are just making shit up right looking at spaghetti models, seriously looks like it's gonna go. Oh shit, I was wrong, oh damn it just took a lot.

Speaker 1

You're still getting paid either way.

Speaker 2

The highest paid liars in the world I mean, there's lawyers too, though, weathermen, whether, whether people, yep, you know back in the world.

Speaker 1

I mean, there's lawyers too, though. Weathermen, weather people, yep, you know, back in the days with the engines they just had weather vanes. So the thing you know like on top of my she shed would just spin. It's going to the west Right, or we would just do that.

Speaker 2

Yeah, what time is it Now? That's never worked for me.

Speaker 1

I don't know anything, I don't know the northeast and the south and never eat shredded watermelon.

Speaker 2

Look, I just know, in relevance to 30.

Speaker 1

Did, I just say never eat shredded watermelon. No, it's never eat shredded wheat or never eat sour watermelon. I was like, wait, shredded watermelon, is that a thing? Look, can you drink it. That's what we do Is there vodka In the shredded watermelon.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you damn right, there is.

Speaker 1

You stick a straw in the watermelon the whole bottle? I think yeah.

Speaker 2

I tried that once you got to let some of it out though, because I'm like, I just shoved the bottle in. I thought it was just going to glub, glub. No, back to have the trash can punch and shit like that, oh my God, the jungle juice. I've come home with red popsicle arms woke up in the morning, like what happened to me. You don't remember, you ate the fruit.

Speaker 1

Clearly.

Speaker 2

Do not eat the fruit. No, that's right.

Speaker 1

Eve. Do not eat the apple, Seriously. No, eat the apple. That's where all the vodkas is at Soak it up. Real good, yeah, if y'all don't know and y'all want to throw some fruit into your. If you're going to have a little shower or a little wedding party or things like that, eat the fruit, Eat the fruit.

Speaker 2

That's where it's at, if you can't handle the auntie that's sitting across the way and you don't want to pay attention.

Speaker 1

you know, at the family reunion and that aunt and uncle, whoever you, eat the fruit because it'll make things so much easier to tolerate Thanksgiving. Don't worry about the turkey leg. I said chicken Either way. The turkey leg the ham, whatever no.

Speaker 2

Get that fruit, you eat the fruit. Get that fruit, you eat the fruit. That's solid advice.

Speaker 1

I'm telling you you're welcome.

Speaker 2

And I'm not even charging for that. I'm sure we're going to get some interesting reviews off of this, because we covered a whole.

Speaker 1

People feel certain ways about well, I think it was because my hair that started it, but that's how the magic happens. We just bounced all over the place. We went from ghosts to aliens bounce. Now she's happy because she's remembering her lyrics. The wrong song. We're talking about 80s ladies over here. Damn it, google's 80s lady. Yeah, I know spotify. Seriously, we need to have our little thing over here, I'm sure Nicole can hook that up.

Speaker 2

We need like a.

Speaker 1

Yeah, so they could just start playing. Hey Siri, right, play me 80s ladies, her and I don't get along because your son changes the.

Speaker 2

It's Alexa that don't listen to me. That bitch. Google is fine, but they know I'm on Team Google, so then I say Alexa, and they're like I'm sorry, please try again in a few seconds. No, I'm trying again right now. I'm interrupting you from telling me to not try again yet.

Speaker 1

Then you'll fight. Yeah, I will Unplug your ass and then see what happens. You need to do like my house. You need to have one in each side of the room. You got to have one over here, the blue one over there, and yeah, so everybody can. When one don't work, you go talk to the other one.

Speaker 2

Yes, yeah, both it's like playing mommy and daddy with your your Play them against each other. Uh-huh, that's a thing.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it does, thank God.

Speaker 2

Rowan hasn't even figured out that there's one and leave the rest of them alone.

Speaker 1

Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2

Okay, we told them to like share.

Speaker 1

follow Like share follow and buy the reviews. Even you guys, the haunted guys, come do the haunted tour. Yes, do the haunted tour in New Braunfels and check out this book, y'all. It is really, really, really Interesting. Right, it is very interesting. I'm not a reader. I read from the back forward. Does that even make sense? And like to look at pictures? You're a scanner, I am, I don't have time for all that. I'm more of a cliff note person. That's okay.

Speaker 2

The yellow ones, like back in the day.

Speaker 1

But y'all this is really freaking interesting because I do. Here we go Myron Steakhouse Boom, see, see, uh-huh, yep, most uncommon doctor oh lord, well, tell us about some of your ghosty.

Speaker 2

Uh, yeah, you guys tell us about them.

Speaker 1

Write review um tell your friends yes stay share thanks for hanging out on the porch, hey, and y'all uh, put your glasses on on monday yeah, don't look, wear your glasses, not the toilet paper. Yes, worry about the glasses.

Speaker 2

Don't do Wear your glasses, not the toilet paper. Yes, worry about the glasses. Don't do that. Change your attitude. Block the apocalyptic, whatever it is. Apocalypse, apocalypse.

Speaker 1

There it is, there it is Put that in the gypsum area. See, there it is. It's a whole thing. Y'all, it was fun on the porch. Love you Kale, love you girl. I'll see you guys next week and we'll talk about that big shadow in the Warthogs. Yep, stay tuned. See ya, bye.